Noshole

I’m not doing well right now

Yall are all posting about all this cool shit you did or saw and I’m out here writing about squirrel sex 🥴 glad I unfollowed myself

I just saw two squirrels fucking. I watched longer than I should have

My husband just called me while I’m on the toilet to tell me he misses me. He’s like 10 feet away.

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My starter smells like sour butthole, yay!

GM party people

My sourdough starter is officially alive 🧟‍♂️ and it’s hungry

Yo I stayed in Cali too long and they’re gonna come get me 😳

Or coffee🤷‍♀️ GM

Make the bots fight.

One of my special skills that ai absolutely cannot replace anytime soon is the ability to tell if someone has a kidney stone just by smelling their pee real quick.

Tough day, but good company