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Noshole4d ago
Yall are all posting about all this cool shit you did or saw and I’m out here writing about squirrel sex 🥴 glad I unfollowed myself
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☠️D𝐫e𝐚d P𝐢r𝐚t𝐞☠️4d ago
Describe the squirrels nuts and I'll refollow.
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Noshole4d ago
Furry. It was far away
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TallBrian4d ago
Where can I read about this squirrel sex?
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Noshole4d ago
That’s the other shitty thing about following me. I didn’t even describe the squirrel sex very well, just kind of stated that I saw it 😂
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MAKE SONGS LONGER4d ago
I log on here and this is the top of my feed
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Dan4d ago
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Yarnlady 🧶4d ago
Til word5 and buttercream frosting is "cool shit" 😎... 🤣
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Noshole4d ago
Buttercream frosting yes. No to the nostr wordl😂😂
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Yarnlady 🧶4d ago
😂 you take that back!! Word5 is a good time 🤣
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MAHDOOD4d ago
Squirrel sex doesn’t count as cool shit you saw?
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Noshole4d ago
Maybe if I like took a video
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MAHDOOD4d ago
That would make you a peeping tom
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Marcelinho4d ago
I could write about changing diapers... don't worry, as long as I'm on nostr, you can't be the most boring one 🤪🤪🤪
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Noshole4d ago
Depends what you find in the diaper 🤔
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Marcelinho4d ago
I hope no squirrels having sex 😂
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purrs_for_Her4d ago
i love reading fan fic that's a veil for lived experience
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Noshole4d ago
It gets better once you scroll past me, I promise 😂😂
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MAKE SONGS LONGER4d ago
🤣 it gets no better than NOSHOLE
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Noshole4d ago
You’re very niche then 😂
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MAKE SONGS LONGER4d ago
🤣
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YODL4d ago
Yeah, that really was an underwhelming post. Regret taking the time to find it
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Noshole4d ago
Same Yodl
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atyh4d ago
giraffe sex is more interesting harder to hide from the neighbors tho
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Noshole4d ago
1. How do they keep their balance? 2. Is it physically possible for them to 69?
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atyh4d ago
1. i dont think they do always. 2. i dont know but i was on a zoo date with someone when they went for it
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TallBrian4d ago
I’m into all different kinds of heteronormative sex. Squirrels, giraffes, hedgehogs….
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Noshole4d ago
😂😂🤐
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Noshole4d ago
Oh true. Consent, duh 🤦‍♀️
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Noshole3d ago
Absolutely not 😂
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Noshole4d ago
Okay interesting. I may need to watch a video
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atyh4d ago
ive noticed shortening “heteronormative sex” to “sex” saves time.
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TallBrian4d ago
Where I live that is unfortunately an important distinction. Critical I would say.
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Noshole4d ago
😂😂
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