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Yall are all posting about all this cool shit you did or saw and I’m out here writing about squirrel sex 🥴 glad I unfollowed myself

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☠️D𝐫e𝐚d P𝐢r𝐚t𝐞☠️4d ago

Describe the squirrels nuts and I'll refollow.

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Noshole4d ago

Furry. It was far away

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TallBrian4d ago

Where can I read about this squirrel sex?

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Noshole4d ago

That’s the other shitty thing about following me. I didn’t even describe the squirrel sex very well, just kind of stated that I saw it 😂

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MAKE SONGS LONGER4d ago

I log on here and this is the top of my feed

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Dan4d ago

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Yarnlady 🧶4d ago

Til word5 and buttercream frosting is "cool shit" 😎... 🤣

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Noshole4d ago

Buttercream frosting yes. No to the nostr wordl😂😂

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Yarnlady 🧶4d ago

😂 you take that back!! Word5 is a good time 🤣

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MAHDOOD4d ago

Squirrel sex doesn’t count as cool shit you saw?

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Noshole4d ago

Maybe if I like took a video

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MAHDOOD4d ago

That would make you a peeping tom

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Marcelinho4d ago

I could write about changing diapers... don't worry, as long as I'm on nostr, you can't be the most boring one 🤪🤪🤪

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Noshole4d ago

Depends what you find in the diaper 🤔

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Marcelinho4d ago

I hope no squirrels having sex 😂

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purrs_for_Her4d ago

i love reading fan fic that's a veil for lived experience

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Noshole4d ago

It gets better once you scroll past me, I promise 😂😂

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MAKE SONGS LONGER4d ago

🤣 it gets no better than NOSHOLE

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Noshole4d ago

You’re very niche then 😂

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MAKE SONGS LONGER4d ago

🤣

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YODL4d ago

Yeah, that really was an underwhelming post. Regret taking the time to find it

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Noshole4d ago

Same Yodl

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atyh4d ago

giraffe sex is more interesting harder to hide from the neighbors tho

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Noshole4d ago

1. How do they keep their balance? 2. Is it physically possible for them to 69?

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atyh4d ago

1. i dont think they do always. 2. i dont know but i was on a zoo date with someone when they went for it

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TallBrian4d ago

I’m into all different kinds of heteronormative sex. Squirrels, giraffes, hedgehogs….

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Noshole4d ago

😂😂🤐

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Noshole4d ago

Oh true. Consent, duh 🤦‍♀️

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Noshole3d ago

Absolutely not 😂

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Noshole4d ago

Okay interesting. I may need to watch a video

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atyh4d ago

ive noticed shortening “heteronormative sex” to “sex” saves time.

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TallBrian4d ago

Where I live that is unfortunately an important distinction. Critical I would say.

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Noshole4d ago

😂😂

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