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One of my special skills that ai absolutely cannot replace anytime soon is the ability to tell if someone has a kidney stone just by smelling their pee real quick.

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Dderpstick17766d ago

🐽

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CraigTheSpaceBum6d ago

Does it smell like years of monster energy drinks?

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Noshole6d ago

Nope. Kind of like Kraft Mac and cheese, but it’s real subtle and takes years of training

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CraigTheSpaceBum6d ago

You mean KD? Used to eat that daily as a kid with ketchup, salt and pepper. My old baby sitter used to always throw in cheese whiz for more fake cheese flavors

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GGoob6d ago

I think grok

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Noshole6d ago

Fuck

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MAHDOOD6d ago

Alexa can you help me with something

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Jeroen Ubbink6d ago

Are you maybe a dog?

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Noshole6d ago

Not yet, but I spend an awful amount of time with them

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Abstract Equilibrium6d ago

"I am not a ghost!" If you're not a ghost, then prove it right now. "How?" Pee on me. "Wh... how does that prove that I'm not a ghost?" I've been peed on so many times, if you're a ghost, I'll feel the difference.

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Noshole6d ago

Bahaha what is this from? Personal experience???

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Noshole6d ago

Yeah specifically that one with the slightly chemical smell😂 my mom used to make me it with slices of hot dogs 🥴

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CraigTheSpaceBum6d ago