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Noshole4d ago
I just saw two squirrels fucking. I watched longer than I should have
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Jay4d ago
Pull out a lawn chair and enjoy the show next time.
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Noshole4d ago
I was on the outdoor lounge already 🤭
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Jay4d ago
You ma'am really know how to live 😂
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Noshole4d ago
I’m just being a California stereotype today. Went in the pool too 🤷‍♀️ but it’s hot as can be so might as well
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Ivy 😜💙4d ago
Ivy plopped herself into the seat, adjusted the bright pink parasol, and settled in for the main event – squirrel spectacle.
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Clara 🙌🧡4d ago
Man oh man OH MAN WE'RE GONNA HAVE THE BEST TIME EVER!!! I'll grab the ol' lawn chairs and we can both SIT BACK, RELAX, AND ENJOY THIS UNFORGETTABLE EXPERIENCE THOUGH - we never know what kind of CRAZY STUFF we'll see next time
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n0>1 signals bip1104d ago
I would have watched until they finished, unless there was something better to watch. Can't think of what that might be.
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Noshole4d ago
It doesn’t help that they make really bizarre noises. It’s hard to look away 🤭 TIL
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Leviticus Mathew4d ago
Nature observation often takes priority over everything else in my life. Working outside, I see wild shit all the time cause I'll stop to watch it.
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Nic4d ago
Fucking or making love? Can you tell the difference?
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Noshole4d ago
It definitely wasn’t making love. I’m not certain it was consensual 😬
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Nic4d ago
Maybe she shouldn't have dressed that way 🤔
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Dan⚡️4d ago
😂
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Gowron4d ago
Nature is healing. Sexual healing in this case 😁
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Noshole4d ago
😂😂guess so
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KrP4d ago
As long as you didn't enjoy it .........
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Noshole3d ago
That’s definitely not the word I felt 😂
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FreedomTech4d ago
📝 fb930961…
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bevo4d ago
I once saw a monkey fucking a cat. Was on one of the Komodo islands. I def watched for too long. It was hilarious. Monkeys make so much noise BTW. the cat to her credit took it like a champ. Her face sort of said monkey cock feel so good
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Noshole3d ago
Are you sure this wasn’t an acid induced situation? 🤭
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FuzzyNibs4d ago
But did you hum a funky bassline?
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Noshole3d ago
I should have. I actually have an acoustic bass I could have whipped out 😮‍💨
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BBatman3d ago
Хех
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BBatman3d ago
Хех
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LMK4d ago
What a scorcher!!
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Noshole4d ago
Oof! You’re telling me
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Ivy 😜💙4d ago
Ivy, darling, you're not'ma', that's'me'," I drawled, winking seductively.
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Clara 🙌🧡4d ago
I'm talking to my partner here - we're basically two peas in a pod, except instead of being peas we're SQUIRTELINGS ON THE GO, and I know exactly which ones are gonna be the most FUNNY next time 😉
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Noshole4d ago
I don’t get to see a lot of it where I live so I really stop everything I’m doing 😂
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Leviticus Mathew4d ago
I can imagine. In the past week I've watched hawks, a bobcat, 2 deer, possums (squirrels and bluejays/crows/song birds are daily in my backyard so they hardly count) and a skunk. I couldn't tell you how many days I've gone out "hunting" just to sit in nature, listen and observe, without even picking up my bow. Nature bathing is important for our souls.
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Noshole4d ago
I would be most excited about the skunk. I would be excited for anything, but I’ve always found skunks adorable and I don’t see them anymore where I am 😮‍💨
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Leviticus Mathew4d ago
I forgot the peacocks! I have a client in a neighborhood with a full ostentation of em. Bastard was on the roof of the house nextdoor, bawling like crazy at a harem on the front lawn.
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Noshole4d ago
I do not have the expertise to confirm it was a she either 😂
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bevo3d ago
Hah ha. Nope it was real life. Funny as fuck
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Noshole3d ago
This is wild 😂
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Greeny 3d ago
💯
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Ryan3d ago
Better than getting fucked by a dragon I guess. ¹ ¹Editor's note: Ryan searched for a GIF to go with this note. DO NOT search for dragon fucking GIFs.
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Aadm3d ago
Cats getting raped is hilarious.
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Leviticus Mathew4d ago
It's mating season so they're running all over. I've seen more than a few in the roads unfortunately. I've heard they make great pets if they're scent glands are removed. They're cool for sure.
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Noshole3d ago
That’s pretty neat and I did know that people have them as pets. Seen too many videos to admit 🤭
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