Brunswick

I'm going to write another python thingy but this time to work with cashu wallets. You're going to love it.

My feet stink like corn chips and I haven't eaten any corn in months

I solved the stablesats problem

What is the lightning fee policy on @Minibits mint? It seems that lightning transactions over a certain amount within the mint are charging 2%, even if it's an invoice from the mint and paid by the same mint. I see lightning invoices 1000sats or less aren't being charged a fee. @Bored Satoshi

Its that time of night when I'm the only one in my feed...

Its amazing that my Cashu funding source for lnbits is working perfectly for several days now. The lnbits lnaddress and nip05 works, and so does the lnbits nwc backend. You can run your entire nostr identity through lnbits and never run a lightning node or have to sign up with a lsp.

The tripe I see on LinkedIn is nothing like what I see on my nostr feed.

I talked with a friend today. He was asking for advice about a girlfriend. I never met her, but he said just one innocuous one thing and I concluded it needed to end. After an hour of talking, he admitted he was basically done with her. During the course of the conversion, I reminded him of basic biological facts about men and women, such as women want two things: To be secure and provided for, and to have children; and men really only want two things out of a woman - children that look like him and an orderly house. If theyl woman doesen't want either of those things, there is something wrong with her and you should probably move on. In the end I told him to make three lists: requirements, red flags, and dealbreakers. I fully expect him to go back to her and avoid me until they break up over something else. 🤷‍♂️

The purpose of money is to store the power to get people to do things you want.

Beautiful night

I'm seriously crawling out of my skin. This prednisone is making me neurotic. I just organized and cleaned the whole house in two days, I can't sit still.

Can you believe it's 2026? WTH

Plot twist: Scott Bessent is using the treasury to pump gold and suppress bitcoin

My great grandparents were always right

Happy "everyone but white men" month!

There is no need to declare war when Congress already gave you $1.5T for anything the department of war might need to spend it on.

What posesses women to decorate?

Its been at least 15 years and I finally got around to organizing my boxes of shit. Never fucking move if you can help it. If you have to, throw everything away you don't use every day or use for yardwork. If your house burns down, be glad, it is good fortune. I let that shit grate on my nerves for 15 years and I was too busy to do anything about it.

https://www.coindesk.com/markets/2026/03/12/bitcoin-climb… 📝 894fabbc…

The president "illegally" blows up a world spiritual leader, no problem. The president orders the assassination of a US citizen. It never happened - right? They blow up two buildings in the middle of New York, no airplanes - they just edit them in during post production - and make up a ridiculous story about sand niggers taking flying lessons in a Cessna and highjacking multiple planes with a razor blade. SHADDUP TRUTHER! The president is shot in a convertible next to his wife in broad daylight in the face by his driver, and nobody knows what happened. No... You're making it up - right? The president is snuffed in his sleep and they replace him with a robot and holigrams. Impossible - right? A presidential candidate is assassinated in April of 2024 and replaced with his body double, then they fake a public assassination attempt to secure his winning against a braindead public drunk. No... But he's MY president! Nothing you see that is produced by professional network news, Reuters or AP can be given ANY credibility. 📝 265cb1d1…