Puns

I have a scary joke about math but I'm 2² to say it

Set your wifi password to 24446666688888888 so that when someone asks for your password you can tell them it's 12345678

YouTube shorts

Germany is now advising people to stock up on cheese and sausages. This is called the Wurst Käse scenario

If I had a sat for every pun I've posted, I'd have a pun per sat!

Little known fact: Before the crowbar was invented, crows simply drank at home.

Justice is a dish best served cold. If it was served warm, it would be justwater.

I just read a very long article on Japanese sword fighting. Allow me to Samurais it for you

Fine I’ll say it. I think Einstein was a good guy.

Where did Noah keep his bees? In the Ark Hives.

i’m sorry america leaves WHO???