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goatmeal@apathy.tv

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bitcoin maximalists are all lying scum

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goatmeal13h ago
4310 sats
goatmeal17h ago
you can tell who's a sellout when they celebrate any spark integrations. you can see em if you're driving.
2100 sats
goatmeal1d ago
lightning is unfixable without making it centralized. it's been 8 years and spark is taking over everything now. please stop this nonsense. you don't have a lot of time left. activate covenants now and start refocusing on real sidechains or centralization will permeate everything. 📝 a9c19a7b…
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goatmeal1d ago
hello activate CTV+CSFS vid unrelated
0000 sats
goatmeal2d ago
>bitcoin doesn't scale but it does... it scales naturally by letting excess traffic spill over into other chains. it is regrettable that this usually necessitates a new currency or a dodgy IOU, the trust assumptions get worse, and the new chain doesn't give transaction fee revenue to bitcoin miners. ethereum is the #1 bitcoin scaling solution, bigger than lightning, liquid, cashu, spark, and arkade combined. this benefits ethereum more than it benefits bitcoin. even spark benefits lightspark more than it benefits bitcoin. the users are the biggest losers here. you will be stuck with a cuckold chain for as long as you keep wasting time on lightning. the drivechain idea is more closely aligned with the way that bitcoin scales naturally. it's just a clever way to enable what is already happening to benefit bitcoin the most. I don't even care if it won't be called "drivechain" or if it uses covenant opcodes instead of hashrate escrows. the idea fits more neatly into observable reality.
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5100 sats
goatmeal4d ago
#ditto isn't honoring my mute list. I can see that pedophile guy again
#ditto
1300 sats
goatmeal11d ago
>small UTXOs are bad. you should have consolidated your UTXOs. we should confiscate small UTXOs. I am very smart ok Mr. Enlightened Buttlicker, what is the maximum size of an unspendable UTXO next year or in five years? you don't know. nobody fucking knows.
1000 sats
goatmeal11d ago
core: push the centralization to L2, align mempool policy with consensus, say no to every useful upgrade knots: push the centralization to L2, antagonize the few remaining devs who didn't already switch to altcoins, start an endless game of whac-a-mole, call everyone who disagrees a pedophile, say no to every useful upgrade core is being slightly less retarded but they both have no plan. there is no plan to deal with L2 centralization that already exists today and is increasing. they just shoved it under the rug and pretend it doesn't matter. you go with core or knots, you still get the same outcome. centralization wins either way.
3200 sats
goatmeal12d ago
this is a documentary https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FHx2nLFMAzE
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goatmeal12d ago
this nigga eating beans 📝 06510949…
1000 sats
goatmeal13d ago
lightning has convinced the infrastructure that centralization is a solution instead of a problem. it's a satanic inversion that undermines bitcoin
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goatmeal13d ago
half the time when I want to send a video to my crapple family I have to send it to my work iPhone to see if it will even play first. some of the ffmpeg flags I have to add to get a video to play on apple devices are just bizarre. why is it so picky? apple wants me to think they are the multimedia computer company for editing and content creation professionals but they are just lying. an android phone will play damn near any video I send it, even av1 webms.
0400 sats
goatmeal14d ago
yeah, I use krokodil and my leg is rotting off. what's the big deal? 📝 b0087542…
1000 sats
goatmeal14d ago
the person who cries crocodile tears about 4 mb blocks that are not even full, because he is afraid that valid transactions will fill them, he is the asshole who makes bitcoin become more centralized. clowns that cry get the pie.
0100 sats
goatmeal14d ago
It is becoming more apparent to a lot of people that Lightning is not what we were told it would be 8 years ago. The way that autistic computer nerds claim to use it is not scalable. For mass adoption it totally depends on these centralized rube goldberg machines like Spark. Users don't get everything they were promised. Users need a better alternative. If you look at how much centralization Lightning has already created, it makes small conservative blocksize increases more attractive. Small blocksize increases would have introduced less centralization vs. what centralization Lightning has already introduced. We know this now! We got a bad deal. If we went in the other direction, by now we would be talking about activating more opcodes so we can have safer and more efficient sidechains. We wouldn't be complaining about Spark. It wouldn't exist! It's time to stop listening to people who constantly lie to you about centralization.
2320 sats
goatmeal14d ago
what is the point of running an ossified bitcoin node on a smartwatch if it can't scale users and payments without relying on centralized lightning companies excessively cheap nodes and missing opcodes create dangerous centralization right now. this isn't hypothetical
1030 sats
goatmeal14d ago
give me the fucking opcodes and nobody gets hurt
3000 sats
goatmeal15d ago
if the only way to fix lightning is by making it completely centralized via spark, it needs to be thrown in the incinerator. 8 years down the drain for this clown show
41010 sats
goatmeal18d ago
if you use "web of trust" it means you pee sitting down
0000 sats
goatmeal18d ago
spark's claims of self custody are extremely questionable. they are pointing at the escape hatch and saying that it's good enough to call this self custody. try to read the documentation of how to exit from a statechain such as spark or arkade. if you have permission from the operator to go on the happy path, you can remove your funds by paying for a couple of fancy taproot transactions. they are not as cheap as a simple bitcoin payment, but maybe it won't burn everything you had. if you don't have their permission to leave on the happy path, you have to unwind all of the VTXOs you may have. this will cost a lot more. depending on the statechain implementation details and your own personal usage pattern, you may have to pay for many many transactions to unwind everything and claim it on L1. we know this trick. if the cost of unilateral exit is more than your stash, it's the same thing as using a custodian.
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