Totally Human Writer

Me, looking for the @primal app now the logo has changed colour...

I'm pleasantly surprised by many of the comments here. Well done Nostr. 🙌 📝 312ce460…

Balthazar, the sofa king. (He's called this because he is sofa king lazy) #catstr #cat

GM. Colombian coffee is the best. 🇨🇴☕️ Change my mind. #coffeechain

The weekend is calling me.

Writing an article on the most successful and positive freedom tech launches in the last few years. Case studies and detailed info welcome. What projects would you highlight? #asknostr #freedomtech #builders

GM 🫡 I went to download an app today. My first instinct was to go to @Zapstore not Google Play. To a developer, this probably seems like a laughably small change. But after years of Big Tech conditioning, it's difficult to rewire your brain. It's the small things that make you realize you've chosen freedom. No going back. 💪

Is anyone else being plagued by bots on nostr? In the last three weeks, I've acquired nearly 1,000 Bot followers. All accounts with no picture, and only 1 follower. What is going on here? #asknostr

Tonight, I have accidentally become German. GN.

GM Watcha readin at the moment?

Just hosted a monthly Bitcoin meetup in Gran Canaria with 6 new members and more attendees than nornal (including more locals). Bear market vibes can GO SUCK A BAG OF DICKS!

GM. Today, I'm writing an article for a client that explains the Lightning Network in 1,000 words. Pray for me. 🙏

GM

How to develop a Nostr client in 10 simple steps: 1. Visit the Nostr GitHub repository and get familiar with the protocol. 2. Write down all the NIPs on pieces of paper, put them into a hat, and draw 13 random ones. Use ONLY these to build your client. 3. Prepare for marathon code sprint by drinking 2.5L of GM. 4. Publish code, then use a stable client to write a post asking for help from real devs. 5. Buy 3 large rolls of duct tape to perform fixes for version 0.0000001. 6. Post memes to collect enough zaps so you can buy another 2.5L of GM. 7. Embark on a dev quest with two close allies. To reach version 0.000001, you must slay Pubki, the Nightshade Troll, and reach the town of Aldenmorrow. You are armed with a bluetooth keyboard, a faulty relay, and an ostrich feather. 8. Call Jack Dorsey. 9. Appear on 250-300 podcasts to and reach 1 million repetitions of the word 'decentralization'. 10. Launch version 1.0 and wonder how to increase your userbase from 3 to 10. *** How accurate is this on a binary scale of 0 to 1? #asknostr #nostrdevs #builders

What cheers fiatbrains up: 👉 buying shit they don't need from familiar online brands. What cheers nostriches up: 👉 zapping magic internet money to complete strangers who posted a funny meme. ... we are not the same. GN.

AI-generated books are published in service of egos, not in service of readers. Thanks for coming to my TED talk.

GM. Time to step into nature and find some goats. #GranCanaria

ROLL UP, ROLL UP! 🐘🦜🦏🦒🦁🦓🦩🐑🦍 Come and see the BITCOINER zoo! Think of another, and I'll zap you 100 sats too. *** Adam Bat 🦇 Gnu Svanholm 🐃 Saifedean Ammoose 🫎 Catt Odell 😺 Elkrik Cason 🦌 Lynx Alden 🐆 Larry Lepaardvark 🦣 Satoshi Nakameerkat 🦝 Natallama Brunell 🦙 Andreas Anteaternopoulos 🐜 Isabella Sansloth 🦥 Gigiraffe 🦒 Jack Horsey 🐴 Nick Szaboa 🐍 Cathy Woodpecker 🐦‍⬛ Samson Cow 🐮 Alex Gladstemu 🪽 Robbear Breedlove 🐻 Mikoala Saylor 🐨 *** Add a bitcoiner animal pun that makes me chuckle, and I’ll zap 100 sats. #earnsats #winsats #puns.

Buy a $1 book direct from the (genius) author. Come on, Nostr. Let's stick it to Amazon.🖕 Zap me 694 sats, with the number of the book you want (info below) I'll send a digital copy in the DMs. Just a fun experiment, really. Books (all fiction), from top left to bottom right. 1. Foreign Voices - short fiction of various genres set all around the world. 2. The Fisherwoman - deep stories, reflecting on the theme of 'home' 3. Fifteen Shades of Time - A philosophic novella with mind-bending presentations of time. 4. Before. During. After. - A thrilling 20-character interwoven narrative set in an American high-school. 5. A-Z of Rotten Uncles (illustrated children's book) - 26 funny character profiles of terrible uncles. Also available in Italian. 6. @21 Futures : Financial Fallout - Dystopian fiction from 21 authors on the theme of monetary collapse. Includes artwork. Make sure to follow me, so I can message you. #v4v #books #p2p