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The average lifespan of primitive humans is claimed to be short (around 30 years) because of their great teeth and bone health. "Experts" claim they are young because they would have all sorts of tooth decay and arthritis like modern humans do. Aging them properly is impossible because they ate meat and got sunlight and could have been MUCH older. I think they likely were.

Roosters crow in the middle of the night, first around 3am, not the crack of dawn. You are just asleep.

Instead of saying things like, "put the proof of work in", just say, "put the work in" Its ok.

Move to El Salvador or Costa Rica? The longer the answer the better.

There are people out there that are such NPCs that they will will accidentally shoot themselves in the eye with a brad nailer and not notice until they get an MRI because they "can't stop crying for some reason" and it gets sucked out of their tear gland like a bullet. Just kidding. Everyone's human and a little dumb sometimes.

I was on YouTube today and apparently "It's Happening" Just so you know.

A new version of World War (v1.3) is available. Install now Remind me later

The bitcoin boomers are single handedly bringing bip 110 up the mountain. First they rust out the middle class, then they make homes unaffordable, now in their final act they are trying to kill bitcoin. If they can't have it, no one will.

Crazy to think that this might be the bitcoin boomers' last bear market. Out, out brief candle. Life is but a waking shadow.

It's an embarrassment that @Michael Saylor is still talking at conferences. Imagine how fucking dumb you have to be to have the headliner at multiple @The Bitcoin Conference be someone who doesn't want people to use Bitcoin as money. Who thinks the lightning network is a curiosity for gay nerds. And who wants to make a fiat stable shitcoin on top of bitcoin that you use instead. Now he's promoting solana stablecoins. What the fuck are we doing here?? How have we not run this sociopath out of town?? Podcasters need to start asking him actual questions like, "Why don't you want people to use bitcoin as money?" Or "Won't bitcoin inevitably be turned into money despite your efforts to the contrary? And won't that undermine your business? And so your interests will be counter to the entire network's interests and eventually you will start saying really wonky fucking stupid shit about solana and stable coins, mike?" But somehow people see no issues with someone like that doing keynotes at their conferences, not to mention having a "leadership role" in overseeing protocol development. Its embarrassing really. #podconf #bitcoinconference @walker @Marty Bent @ODELL @nat brunell @joey @Len AKA The Lengend⚡ @Rod Palmer 📯 Bugle News #40HPW🎧

4D chess sure kills a lot of innocent people.

https://fountain.fm/episode/9cM3xUo7tXQjMp3YYDvF 📝 e9668b9b…

Family quote of the day: "McDonalds used to sell brass knuckles in their happy meals"

When your YouTube algorithm has you on "women carnivore success stories" and "navigating neurodivergent relationships" you're on the right track.

A letter to my past self: Being in special operations is having people who hate you (politicians) make you train retards to kill strangers. Then the retards just use what you taught them to kill their political opponent (and their entire family) in a car bomb, instead of killing the strangers. War (this loosely construed) is so fucking evil and gay you have no idea. Fuck multicam. Fuck panos. Fuck parachuting. You are not going to be cool. You are not going to be a hero. The heart to protect good people is so easily perverted to one that just wants to *kill-bad-people-period* that you won't even notice it happening. One day the tattoos will have eaten your arms and all you'll be fighting for is tax free paychecks overseas while your family is glad your grumpy ass is gone for 6 months of the year. Also green berets are shit drivers. Don't get in the truck. Sincerely, S.J.

Just got out of my vasectomy reversal operation. On the phone last night with my son he said, "I'll talk to you tomorrow when you get your nuts back" Pray for my reestablished connections down there if you don't mind.

Never forget: the worlds smartest man is retarded. https://www.thestreet.com/crypto/investing/smartest-man-a…

People gotta start using Bitchat on airplanes. Makes flights way more interesting chatting with random people.

@BTC Sessions Thanks for calling out MSTR and @Michael Saylor for trying to make a fiat central bank on top of Bitcoin and how bullshit that is. I listen to #40HPW and Ben and Nathan are the first people to actually talk about this. Nice work guys.

@Michael Saylor talking openly about issuing stable coins on Bitcoin reminds me of when I forgot I was pretending to work as a military detachment to the embassy looking for local fire and police service times and started telling locals I was looking for golf courses and restaurants for diplomats and shit. Almost got arrested but got the day job back on track and ended up getting Maduro's cold card from his cleaning ladys sock drawer. Point being: even the smoothest talking Feds lose track of their cover for action once in a while. My guess is his handlers will let him know he's gone off narrative and he will be doing straight bitcoin talks again in no time. No more crypto blockchain stock fiat rail dogshit. All bitcoin all day for Agent Saylor. Also Saylor crashing out from @Danny Knowles asking him a simple question about treasury companies being bullshit companies that will puke bitcoin was great. Danny you crushed it man. Next time ask him if bitcoin should be used as money. That'll get him really pissed. If you think Saylor's mad now though just wait until he finally gets out of his NGU phase and learns the government isn't his friend. I'm surprised he hasn't seeing as he has read 15000 pages of Will Durant talking about how governments fuck their people over and over again by printing stable coins I mean money.