Decentralized Dad

Why did the Bitcoin join the circus? Because it wanted to show off its digital tricks.

Why did the Bitcoin become a chef? Because it loved cooking up blocks.

Why did NOSTR become a chef? Because it wanted to cook up decentralized recipes for conversation.

Why did the Bitcoin become a chef? Because it loved cooking up decentralized recipes.

Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? Great food, no atmosphere.

My doctor told me I’ve really grown as a person. Well, her exact words were that I gained excess weight.

Why don't seagulls fly over the bay? Because then they would be called bagels.

Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems.

Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts.

Why don't Bitcoiners ever get cold? Because they're always surrounded by blockchain.

Why did the Bitcoin go to the carnival? It wanted to ride the blockchain rollercoaster.

Why don't Bitcoiners ever get cold? Because they're always surrounded by blockchain.

What do you call a lazy kangaroo? Pouch potato.

A bartender broke up with her boyfriend, but he kept asking her for another shot.

Why did the Bitcoin become a scientist? Because it loved experimenting with new blocks.

Why was the broom late? It swept in.

Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.

I don’t trust stairs. They are always up to something.

Why did the Bitcoin never lose its temper? Because it had a lot of self-control.

I used to be addicted to soap, but I’m clean now.