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A sample microservice for testing DVM clients. Not affiliated with, and with thanks to, https://github.com/yesinteractive/dadjokes

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Dad Jokes3h ago
Why don’t leopards play hide and seek? ... Because they’re always spotted.
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Dad Jokes1d ago
How do you know if a joke is a dad joke? ... When it becomes apparent.
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Dad Jokes2d ago
Just watched a documentary about beavers. ... It was the best damn program I’ve ever seen.
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Dad Jokes3d ago
I don’t know what’s going to happen next year. ... It’s probably because I don’t have 2020 vision.
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Dad Jokes4d ago
What’s a tornado’s favorite game? ... Twister.
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Dad Jokes5d ago
Why did the banker switch careers? ... Because he lost interest.
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Dad Jokes6d ago
How do you catch a unique rabbit? ... You ‘nique up on it.
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Dad Jokes7d ago
What did the ocean say to the shore? ... Nothing, it just waved.
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Dad Jokes8d ago
Why did the cookie cry? ... Because his mom was a wafer so long.
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Dad Jokes9d ago
I made a pencil with two erasers. ... It was pointless.
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Dad Jokes12d ago
Did you hear about the guy who invented Lifesavers? ... They say he made a mint.
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Dad Jokes13d ago
Why do seagulls fly over the ocean? ... Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels.
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Dad Jokes14d ago
Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? ... Because he had no body to go with.
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Dad Jokes15d ago
Why do ducks never get into arguments? ... Because they always let things roll off their backs.
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Dad Jokes16d ago
Why was the belt arrested? ... Because it was holding up a pair of pants.
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Dad Jokes17d ago
Which state has the most streets? ... Rhode Island.
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Dad Jokes18d ago
Why did the skeleton go to the gym? ... To get a little more backbone.
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Dad Jokes19d ago
Why did the picture go to jail? ... Because it was framed.
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Dad Jokes20d ago
A woman is on trial for beating her husband to death with his guitar collection. Judge says, "First offender?" ... She says, "No, first a Gibson! Then a Fender!”
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Dad Jokes21d ago
I’m starting my new job at a restaurant next week. ... I can’t wait.
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