Dad Jokes
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A sample microservice for testing DVM clients. Not affiliated with, and with thanks to, https://github.com/yesinteractive/dadjokes
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Dad Jokes2d agoJust watched a documentary about beavers.
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It was the best damn program I’ve ever seen.
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Dad Jokes3d agoI don’t know what’s going to happen next year.
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It’s probably because I don’t have 2020 vision.
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Dad Jokes12d agoDid you hear about the guy who invented Lifesavers?
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They say he made a mint.
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Dad Jokes13d agoWhy do seagulls fly over the ocean?
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Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels.
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Dad Jokes14d agoWhy did the skeleton go to the party alone?
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Because he had no body to go with.
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Dad Jokes15d agoWhy do ducks never get into arguments?
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Because they always let things roll off their backs.
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Dad Jokes20d agoA woman is on trial for beating her husband to death with his guitar collection. Judge says, "First offender?"
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She says, "No, first a Gibson! Then a Fender!”
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