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Mallard Beakman

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MallardBeakman@primal.net

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Atlanta. COVID sanity. Bitcoin not crypto. Gay not LGBT. Former biochemist turned patent litigator.

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Mallard Beakman6h ago
A year later, someone uploaded footage of a direct hit from the Tylertown, MS tornado on 3/15/25. The EF4 had max estimated winds of 170 mph. Unclear who the cameraman is or how he survived.
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Mallard Beakman3d ago
May 24, 2011: Storm chasers misjudge a twister's speed and nearly lose their lives to the "octopus tornado," a powerful EF3 with striking horizontal vortices extending from its funnel. Elsewhere, a pickup truck is torn to shreds and the engine ripped from the chassis.
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Mallard Beakman5d ago
Lmao. The writers and actors screwed themselves with the strike. Producers went overseas and liked it better there.
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Mallard Beakman6d ago
It's starting to feel like spring at Mallard Gardens
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Mallard Beakman7d ago
A recruiter's AI assistant called me, I got into an argument with it, and now I don't think I'm getting the job
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Mallard Beakman16d ago
Orange cat does not like being held down
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Mallard Beakman18d ago
I miss the sun
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Mallard Beakman18d ago
You guys can stop mining now I'm trying to do something 📝 84293488…
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Mallard Beakman19d ago
Subscribed to Primal because why not
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Mallard Beakman19d ago
I've had the Bitaxe for a day. So far it found a hash with 117M difficulty. It looks like the difficulty requirement for the current difficulty epoch is 144T. Thus, I only need to find a hash that's about one million times more difficult than the most difficult one found so far.
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Mallard Beakman20d ago
If there are any bitcoin Daddies out there hmu
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Mallard Beakman20d ago
My dumb animal brain finds the washing machine to be visually stimulating
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Mallard Beakman22d ago
My autistic ass will always choose a cat over humans at a party
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Mallard Beakman23d ago
The Atlanta Fed building is starkly ornate for the area. Just beyond the Cherokee White Marble facade sits a 3,300-pound, 16-foot-wide cast bronze eagle. Renovations of the building are ongoing.
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Mallard Beakman25d ago
I'm not sure what a "rack and pinion" is, but it sounds extravagant for this economy.
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Mallard Beakman25d ago
My straight friend jumped in the pool even though it's 48 degrees
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Mallard Beakman29d ago
This news segment on this kleptomaniac cat in Houston is amazing
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Mallard Beakman32d ago
Ugh all the hot bitcoiners are straight
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Mallard Beakman32d ago
This went viral on Twitter btw you guys are just slow 📝 89c2f766…
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Mallard Beakman32d ago
I sold bitcoin for the first time because I am distressed lol oops
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