Duck Nebuchadnezzar

Of all the forms a Firefly reboot could take, I think a Telltale-style choose your own adventure narrative game could be pretty cool.

I'm not sure if I've ever seen someone actually beg a question. At least I've never seen it properly called out. Mostly just a bunch of "this logically follows from that"s.

When you need to replace your copy of "Beverley fucks the ghost candle"

There's a special place in hell for people that include their Discord notification sounds in their YouTube videos.

I doubt they would have made that first facehugger's blood quite as acidic had they known that they needed to support a franchise.

Me (forgetting about Daylight Savings): Holy shit, how did it become 3 already?

I still wonder if the party after the show from the sweater song ended up being any good or not.

When you realize that this bathroom is completely out of toilet paper _before_ sitting down. 😊

Last night I was messing around with an app that was supposed to health check and transcode all of my media files. I was trying to clear out the list of failed files so I would have a clean slate after fixing something. Instead of sending those files back to the queue, I just straight-up deleted them. Looks like I have some downloading to do again. Good thing I'm paying for unlimited internet. I .have a backup, but most of these are files that I just recently acquired, so they wouldn't have been backed up yet anyway.

If I bring a Mogwai to the ISS, when can I feed him?

It must suck to be an actress that just had a baby, that also had their character's pregnancy written into the show, that then needs to do a post-partum depression arc.

If you ever wonder why you can never stream Millennium anywhere, the pilot episode plays most of "Piggy" by Nine Inch Nails twice. The second time is when he's reviewing the surveillance footage from the first time.

Nobody freaks out quite like my cat when she thinks I'm not going to feed her even though that's clearly what I'm doing right now.

Harry Potter ripped off "The Final Sacrifice" change my mind.

The Muppets are like: I'd like to introduce our special guest, the executive producer of the show.