first time i knew a person who shit talks on the phone, it was a fat old homo. the image has stuck with me. well, the sound of him making animal noises while pretending to the other person he wasn't on the shitter. said man was fond of watching twinkie porn on his pc on the kitchen bench. i learned quickly to never venture to that part of the building. also, ytf is someone throwing bananas in the shitter? they look perfectly edible.

He's now the official phone holder for the Klingon Chancellor. It is a high Honor! 😁