😂😂😂

Omg 😂

this is art

Quite Reasonable

*Toilet paper hands trying to talk to diamond hands be like....

Let it out 😆

I'm envious. He must have a good life to be thinking about social media randos this much.

Dude looks like matt nathanson lol

This shit used to be fractions of a penny and now it’s 70k and people are freaked out. I truly don’t understand people

We need an AI HODL life coach app. Whenever you complain about something it tells you to stop being a pussy bitch and go do things.

Sir sir pleaeese

"I'm so cool, I HODL everyday and they always ask me how". 🤨 Alright Micheal Saylor, Calm down. We see you American Dream!

😆 they see me Rollin, we hodlin', won't see me stacking shitcoins

Fred Durst vibe at the end 🤣

Let’s keep it that way 🧡

Finally the vlog content is returning . The nostr plebs yearn for the vlogs , bro

‘Sunday homily’ 🤣 from Hodl.

Hahahaha

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😂

I laughed hard at this last night. Woke up this morning and it popped on my feed again and I laughed even harder

LMAO

Those DMs were supposed to be private

I trusted you hodl 😭

Paper hands all around

If you listen closely, you can hear the moment he shifts his weight onto his huge balls of hodling.