What if Trumpet isn't insane? What if the only way to "drain the swamp" is to appear to following orders but follow them so bizarrely that it exposes the toxic swamp monsters and annihilates them? Picking an ill strategised war with a country that is natures fortress, that has been preparing for this over the last 30 or so years, is too stupid for the most arrogant idiot? Has it killed off NotOnYahoo? Or has Trumpet forgotten what village he has wandered from???