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Trump Administration Moves to Allow Intelligence Agencies Easier Access to Law Enforcement Files *This story was [originally published][1] by ProPublica.* *Republished under a [CC BY-NC-ND 3.0][2]* *license.* The Trump administration is loosening restrictions on the sharing of law enforcement information with the CIA and other intelligence agencies, officials said, overriding controls that have been in place for decades to protect the privacy of U.S. citizens. Government officials said the changes could give the intelligence agencies access to a database containing hundreds of millions of documents — from FBI case files and banking records to criminal investigations of labor unions — that touch on the activities of law-abiding Americans. Administration officials said they are providing the intelligence agencies with more information from investigations by the FBI, Drug Enforcement Administration and other agencies to combat drug gangs and other transnational criminal groups that the administration has classified as terrorists. But they have taken these steps with almost no public acknowledgement or notification to Congress. Inside the government, officials said, the process has been marked by a similar lack of transparency, with scant high-level discussion and little debate among government lawyers. “None of this has been thought through very carefully — which is shocking,” one intelligence official said of the moves to expand information sharing. “There are a lot of privacy concerns out there, and nobody really wants to deal with them.” A spokesperson for the Office of the Director of National Intelligence, Olivia Coleman, declined to answer specific questions about the expanded information sharing or the legal basis for it. Instead, she cited some recent public statements by senior administration officials, including one in which the national intelligence director, Tulsi Gabbard, emphasized the importance of “making sure that we have seamless two-way push communications with our law enforcement partners to facilitate that bi-directional sharing of information.” In the aftermath of the Watergate scandal, revelations that Presidents Lyndon Johnson and Richard Nixon had used the CIA to spy on American anti-war and civil rights activists outraged Americans who feared the specter of a secret police. The congressional reforms that followed reinforced the long-standing ban on intelligence agencies gathering information about the domestic activities of U.S. citizens. Compared with the FBI and other federal law enforcement organizations, the intelligence agencies operate with far greater secrecy and less scrutiny from Congress and the courts. They are generally allowed to collect information on Americans only as part of foreign intelligence investigations. Exemptions must be approved by the U.S. attorney general and the director of national intelligence. The National Security Agency, for example, can intercept communications between people inside the United States and terror suspects abroad without the probable cause or judicial warrants that are generally required of law enforcement agencies. Since the terror attacks of Sept. 11, 2001, the expansion of that surveillance authority in the fight against Islamist terrorism has been the subject of often intense debates among the three branches of government. Word of the Trump administration’s efforts to expand the sharing of law enforcement information with the intelligence agencies was met with alarm by advocates for civil liberties protections. “The Intelligence Community operates with broad authorities, constant secrecy and little-to-no judicial oversight because it is meant to focus on foreign threats,” Sen. Ron Wyden of Oregon, a senior Democrat on the Senate Select Committee on Intelligence, said in a statement to ProPublica. Giving the intelligence agencies wider access to information on the activities of U.S. citizens not suspected of any crime “puts Americans’ freedoms at risk,” the senator added. “The potential for abuse of that information is staggering.” Most of the current and former officials interviewed for this story would speak only on condition of anonymity because of the secrecy of the matter and because they feared retaliation for criticizing the administration’s approach. Virtually all those officials said they supported the goal of sharing law enforcement information more effectively, so long as sensitive investigations and citizens’ privacy were protected. But after years in which Republican and Democratic administrations weighed those considerations deliberately — and made little headway with proposed reforms — officials said the Trump administration has pushed ahead with little regard for those concerns. “There will always be those who simply want to turn on a spigot and comingle all available information, but you can’t just flip a switch — at least not if you want the government to uphold the rule of law,” said Russell Travers, a former acting director of the National Counterterrorism Center who served in senior intelligence roles under both Republican and Democratic administrations. The 9/11 attacks — which exposed the CIA’s failure to share intelligence with the FBI even as Al Qaida moved its operatives into the United States — led to a series of reforms intended to transform how the government managed terrorism information. A centerpiece of that effort was the establishment of the NCTC, as the counterterrorism center is known, to collect and analyze intelligence on foreign terrorist groups. The statutes that established the NCTC explicitly prohibit it from collecting information on domestic terror threats. National security officials have spent much less time trying to remedy what they have acknowledged are serious deficiencies in the government’s management of intelligence on organized crime groups. In 2011, President Barack Obama noted those problems in issuing [a new national strategy][3] to “build, balance and integrate the tools of American power to combat transnational organized crime.” Although the Obama plan stressed the need for improved information-sharing, it led to only minimal changes. President Donald Trump has seized on the issue with greater urgency. He has also declared his intention to improve information-sharing across the government, signing [an executive order][4] to eliminate “information silos” of unclassified information. More consequentially, he went on to brand more than a dozen Latin American drug mafias and criminal gangs as terrorist organizations. The administration has used those designations to justify more extreme measures against the criminal groups. Since last year, it has killed at least 148 suspected drug smugglers with missile strikes in the Caribbean and the eastern Pacific, steps that many legal experts have denounced as violations of international law. Some administration officials have argued that the terror designations entitle intelligence agencies to access all law enforcement case files related to the Sinaloa Cartel, the Jalisco New Generation Cartel and other gangs designated by the State Department as foreign terrorist organizations. [The first criterion][5] for those designations is that a group must “be a foreign organization.” Yet unlike Islamist terror groups such as al-Qaida or al-Shabab, Latin drug mafias and criminal gangs like MS-13 have a large and complex presence inside the United States. Their members are much more likely to be U.S. citizens and to live and operate here. On Sept. 22, the Trump administration also [designated the loosely organized antifascist political movement antifa][6] as a terrorist group, despite the lack of any federal law authorizing it to do so. Weeks later, the administration named [four European militant groups][7] said to be aligned with antifa to the government’s list of foreign terrorist organizations. Those steps were seen by some intelligence experts as potentially opening the door for the CIA and other agencies to monitor Americans who support antifa in violation of their free speech rights. The approach also echoed justifications that both Johnson and Nixon used for domestic spying by the CIA: that such investigations were needed to determine whether government critics were being supported by foreign governments. The wider sharing of law enforcement case files is also being driven by the administration’s abrupt decision to disband the Justice Department office that for decades coordinated the work of different agencies on major drug trafficking and organized crime cases. That office, the Organized Crime Drug Enforcement Task Force, was abruptly shut down on Sept. 30 as the Trump administration was setting up a new network of Homeland Security Task Forces designed by the White House homeland security adviser, Stephen Miller. The new task forces, which were [first described in detail][8] by ProPublica last year, are designed to refocus federal law enforcement agencies on what Miller and other officials have portrayed as an alarming nexus of immigration and transnational crime. The reorganization also gives the White House and the Department of Homeland Security new authority to oversee transnational crime investigations, subordinating the DEA and federal prosecutors, who were central to the previous system. That reorganization has set off a struggle over the control of OCDETF’s crown jewel, a database of some 770 million records that is the only central, searchable repository of drug trafficking and organized crime case files in the federal government. Until now, the records of that database, which is called Compass, have only been accessible to investigators under elaborate rules agreed to by the more than 20 agencies that shared their information. The system was widely viewed as cumbersome, but officials said it also encouraged cooperation among the agencies while protecting sensitive case files and U.S. citizens’ privacy. Although the Homeland Security Task Forces took possession of the Compass system when their leadership moved into OCDETF’s headquarters in suburban Virginia, the administration is still deciding how it will operate that database, officials said. However, officials said, intelligence agencies and the Defense Department have already taken a series of technical steps to connect their networks to Compass so they can access its information if they are permitted to do so. The White House press office did not respond to questions about how the government will manage the Compass database and whether it will remain under the control of the Homeland Security Task Forces. The National Counterterrorism Center, under its new director, Joe Kent, has been notably forceful in seeking to manage the Compass system, several officials said. Kent, a former Army Special Forces and CIA paramilitary officer who twice ran unsuccessfully for Congress in Washington state, was previously a top aide to the national intelligence director, Tulsi Gabbard. The FBI, DEA and other law enforcement agencies have strongly opposed the NCTC effort, the officials said. In internal discussions, they added, the law enforcement agencies have argued that it makes no sense for an intelligence agency to manage sensitive information that comes almost entirely from law enforcement. “The NCTC has taken a very aggressive stance,” one official said. “They think the agencies should be sharing everything with them, and it should be up to them to decide what is relevant and what U.S. citizen information they shouldn’t keep.” The FBI declined to comment in response to questions from ProPublica. A DEA spokesperson also would not discuss the agency’s actions or views on the wider sharing of its information with the intelligence community. But in a statement the spokesman added, “DEA is committed to working with our IC and law enforcement partners to ensure reliable information-sharing and strong coordination to most effectively target the designated cartels.” Even with the Trump administration’s expanded definition of what might constitute terrorist activity, the information on terror groups accounts for only a small fraction of the records in the Compass system, current and former officials said. The records include State Department visa records, some files of U.S. Postal Service inspectors, years of suspicious transaction reports from the Treasury Department and call records from the Bureau of Prisons. Investigative files of the FBI, DEA and other law enforcement agencies often include information about witnesses, associates of suspects and others who have never committed any crimes, officials said. “You have witness information, target information, bank account information,” the former OCDETF director, Thomas Padden, said in an interview. “I can’t think of a dataset that would not be a concern if it were shared without some controls. You need checks and balances, and it’s not clear to me that those are in place.” Officials familiar with the interagency discussions said NCTC and other intelligence officials have insisted they are interested only in terror-related information and that they have electronic systems that can appropriately filter out information on U.S. persons. But FBI and other law enforcement agencies have challenged those arguments, officials said, contending that the NCTC proposal would almost inevitably breach privacy laws and imperil sensitive case information without necessarily strengthening the fight against transnational criminals. Already, NCTC officials have been pressing the FBI and DEA to share all the information they have on the criminal groups that have been designated as terrorist organizations, officials said. The DEA, which had previously earned a reputation for jealously guarding its case files, authorized the transfer of at least some of those files, officials said, adding to pressure on the FBI to do the same. Administration lawyers have argued that such information sharing is authorized by the Intelligence Reform and Terrorism Prevention Act of 2004, the law that reorganized intelligence activities after 9/11. Officials have also cited the 2001 Patriot Act, which gives law enforcement agencies power to obtain financial, communications and other information on a subject they certify as having ties to terrorism. The [central role of the NCTC][9] in collecting and analyzing terrorism information specifically excludes “intelligence pertaining exclusively to domestic terrorists and domestic counterterrorism.” But that has not stopped Kent or his boss, intelligence director Gabbard, from stepping over red lines that their predecessors carefully avoided. In October, Kent drew sharp criticism from the FBI after he examined files from the bureau’s ongoing investigation of the assassination of Charlie Kirk, the right-wing activist. That episode was [first reported by The New York Times][10]. Last month, Gabbard appeared to lead a raid at which the [FBI seized truckloads of 2020 presidential voting records][11] from an election center in Fulton County, Georgia. Officials later said she was sent by Trump but did not oversee the operation. In years past, officials said, the possibility of crossing long-settled legal boundaries on citizens’ privacy would have precipitated a flurry of high-level meetings, legal opinions and policy memos. But almost none of that internal discussion has taken place, they said. “We had lengthy interagency meetings that involved lawyers, civil liberties, privacy and operational security types to ensure that we were being good stewards of information and not trampling all over U.S. persons’ privacy rights,” said Travers, the former NCTC director. When administration officials abruptly moved to close down OCDETF and supplant it with the Homeland Security Task Forces network, they seemed to have little grasp of the complexities of such a transition, several people involved in the process said. The agencies that contributed records to OCDETF were ordered to sign over their information to the task forces, but they did so without knowing if the system’s new custodians would observe the conditions under which the files were shared. Nor were they encouraged to ask, officials said. While both the FBI and DEA have objected to a change in the protocols, officials said smaller agencies that contributed some of their records to the OCDETF system have been “reluctant to push back too hard,” as one of them put it. The NCTC, which faced budget cuts during the Biden administration, has been among those most eager to service the new Homeland Security Task Forces. To that end, it set up [a new fusion center][12] to promote “two-way intelligence sharing of actionable information between the intelligence community and law enforcement,” as Gabbard described it. The expanded sharing of law enforcement and intelligence information on trafficking groups is also a key goal of the Pentagon’s new Tucson, Arizona-based Joint Interagency Task Force-Counter Cartel. In announcing the task force’s creation last month, the U.S. Northern Command said it would work with the Homeland Security Task Forces “to ensure we are sharing all intelligence between our Department of War, law enforcement and Intelligence Community partners.” In the last months of the Biden administration, a somewhat similar proposal was put forward by the then-DEA administrator, Anne Milgram. That plan involved setting up a pair of centers where DEA, CIA and other agencies would pool information on major Mexican drug trafficking groups. At the time, one particularly strong objection came from the Defense Department’s counternarcotics and stabilization office, officials said. The sharing of such law enforcement information with the intelligence community, an official there noted, could violate laws prohibiting the CIA from gathering intelligence on Americans inside the United States. The Pentagon, he warned, would want no part of such a plan. 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Techdirt Podcast Episode 446: Mike & Karl Talk AI [Support us on Patreon »][1] There’s a notion that pops up in the comments here on Techdirt that Mike and our writer Karl Bode are deeply opposed in their opinions on AI and engaged in an epic ongoing debate. Alas, the truth is a little less spectacular: while they might have some differences of opinion here and there, they actually agree on most things, and would both prefer to hear (and have) more thoughtful and nuanced discussions about the technology without going to the extremes. By way of demonstration, Karl joins this week’s episode of the podcast for a long conversation with Mike all about [AI, its role in our society, the challenges it raises, and where things go from here][2]. You can also [download this episode directly][3] in MP3 format. *Follow the Techdirt Podcast on [Soundcloud][4], subscribe via [Apple Podcasts][5] or [Spotify][6], or grab the [RSS feed][7]. You can also keep up with all the latest episodes [right here on Techdirt][8].* [1]: https://www.patreon.com/bePatron?u=4450624&redirect_uri=h… [2]: https://soundcloud.com/techdirt/mike-and-karl-talk-ai [3]: https://feeds.soundcloud.com/stream/2285666948-techdirt-m… [4]: https://soundcloud.com/techdirt [5]: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/techdirt/id94087187… [6]: https://open.spotify.com/show/6qXCFL3MjSpiD8O0pZgcsi [7]: https://www.techdirt.com/podcast.xml [8]: https://www.techdirt.com/blog/podcast/ https://www.techdirt.com/2026/03/17/techdirt-podcast-epis…

The SAFE Act Is An Imperfect Vehicle For Real Section 702 Reform The [SAFE act,][1] introduced by Senators Mike Lee and Dick Durbin, is the first of many likely proposals we will see to reauthorize Section 702 of the Foreign Intelligence Surveillance Act (FISA) Amendments Act of 2008—and while imperfect, it does propose a litany of real and much-needed reforms of Big Brother’s favorite surveillance authority. The irresponsible 2024 reauthorization of the secretive mass surveillance authority Section 702 not only gave the government two more years of [unconstitutional][2] surveillance powers, it also made the policy [much worse][3]. But, now people who value privacy and the rule of law get another bite at the apple. With expiration for Section 702 looming in April 2026, we are starting to see the emergence of proposals for how to reauthorize the surveillance authority—including calls from [inside the White House][4] for a clean reauthorization that would keep the policy unchanged. EFF has always had a consistent policy: Section 702 should not be reauthorized absent major reforms that will keep this tactic of foreign surveillance from being used as a tool of mass domestic espionage. ### **What is Section 702?** Section 702 was intended to modernize foreign surveillance of the internet for national security purposes. It allows collection of foreign intelligence from non-Americans located outside the United States by requiring U.S.-based companies that handle online communications to hand over data to the government. As the law is written, the intelligence community (IC) cannot use Section 702 programs to target Americans, who are protected by the Fourth Amendment’s prohibition on unreasonable searches and seizures. But the law gives the intelligence community space to target foreign intelligence in ways that [inherently and intentionally][5] sweep in Americans’ communications. We live in an increasingly globalized world where people are constantly in communication with people overseas. That means, while targeting foreigners outside the U.S. for “foreign intelligence Information” the IC routinely acquires the American side of those communications without a probable cause warrant. The collection of all that data from U.S telecommunications and internet providers results in the “incidental” capture of conversations involving a huge number of people in the United States. But, this backdoor access to U.S. persons’ data isn’t “incidental.” Section 702 has become a routine part of the FBI’s law enforcement mission. In fact, the IC’s latest [Annual Statistical Transparency Report][6] documents the many ways the Federal Bureau of Investigation (FBI) uses Section 702 to spy on Americans without a warrant. The IC lobbied for Section 702 as a tool for national security outside the borders of the U.S., but it is apparent that the FBI uses it to conduct domestic, warrantless surveillance on Americans. In 2021 alone, the FBI conducted [3.4 million warrantless][7] searches of US person’s 702 data. ### **The Good** Let’s start with the good things that this bill does. These are reforms EFF has been seeking for a long time and their implementation would mean a big improvement in the status quo of national security law. First, the bill would partially close the loophole that allows the FBI and domestic law enforcement to dig through 702-collected data’s “incidental” collection of the U.S. side of communications. The FBI currently operates with a “finders keeper” mentality, meaning that because the data is pre-collected by another agency, the FBI believes it can operate with almost no constraints on using it for other purposes. The SAFE act would require a warrant before the* FBI looked at the content* of these collected communications. As we will get to later, this reform does not go nearly far enough because they can query to see what data on a person exists before getting a warrant, but it is certainly an improvement on the current system. Second, the bill addresses the age-old problem of parallel construction. If you’re unfamiliar with this term, parallel construction is a method by which intelligence agencies or domestic law enforcement find out a piece of information about a subject through [secret, even illegal or unconstitutional methods][8]. Uninterested in revealing these methods, officers hide what actually happened by publicly offering an alternative route they could have used to find that information. So, for instance, if police want to hide the fact that they knew about a specific email because it was intercepted under the authority of Section 702, they might use another method, like a warranted request to a service provider, to create a more publicly-acceptable path to that information. To deal with this problem, the SAFE Act mandates that when the government seeks to use Section 702 evidence in court, it must disclosure the source of this evidence “without regard to any claim that the information or evidence…would inevitably have been discovered, or was subsequently reobtained through other means.” Next, the bill proposes a policy that EFF and other groups have nonetheless been trying to get through Congress for over five years: ending the data broker loophole. As the system currently stands, data brokers who buy and sell your personal data collected from smartphone applications, among other sources, are able to sell that sensitive information, including a phone’s geolocation, to the law enforcement and intelligence agencies. That means that with a bit of money, police can buy the data ([or buy access to services that purchase and map the data][9]) that they would otherwise need a warrant to get. A bill that would close this loophole, the [Fourth Amendment is Not For Sale Act passed through the House in 2024][10] but has yet to be voted on by the Senate. In the meantime, states have taken it upon themselves to close this loophole [with Montana being the first state to pass similar legislation][11] in May 2025. The SAFE Act proposes to partially fix the loophole at least as far as intelligence agencies are concerned. This fix could not come soon enough—especially since the Office of the Director of National Intelligence has [signaled their willingness to create one big, streamlined, digital marketplace][12] where the government can buy data from data brokers. Another positive thing about the SAFE Act is that it creates an official statutory end to surveillance power that the government [allowed to expire in 2020][13]. In its heyday, the intelligence community used [Section 215 of the Patriot Act ][14]to justify the mass collection of communication records like metadata from phone calls. Although this legal authority has lapsed, it has always been our fear that it will not sit dormant forever and could be reauthorized at any time. This new bill says that its dormant powers shall “cease to be in effect” within 180 of the SAFE Act being enacted. ### **What Needs to Change ** The SAFE Act also attempts to clarify very important language that gauges the scope of the surveillance authority: who is obligated to turn over digital information to the U.S. government. Under Section 702, “electronic communication service providers” (ECSP) are on the hook for providing information, but the definition of that term has been in dispute and has changed over time—most recently when a FISA court opinion expanded the definition to include a category of “secret” ECSPs that have not been publicly disclosed. Unfortunately, this bill still leaves ambiguity in interpretation and an audit system without a clear directive for enforcing limitations on who is an ECSP or guaranteeing transparency. As mentioned earlier, the SAFE Act introduces a warrant requirement for the FBI to read the contents of Americans’ communications that have been warrantlessly collected under Section 702. However, the law does not in its current form require the FBI to get a warrant before running searches identifying whether Americans have communications present in the database in the first place. Knowing this information is itself very revealing and the government should not be able to profit from circumventing the Fourth Amendment. When Congress reauthorized Section 702 in 2014, they did so through a piece of policy called the Reforming Intelligence and Securing America Act (RISAA). This bill made 702 worse in several ways, one of the most severe being that it expanded the legal uses for the surveillance authority to include vetting immigrants. In an era when the United States government is rounding up immigrants, including [people awaiting asylum hearings][15], and which U.S officials are continuously threatening to withhold admission to the United States from people whose politics does not align with the current administration, RISAA sets a dangerous precedent. Although RISAA is officially expiring in April, it would be helpful for any Section 702 reauthorization bill to explicitly prohibit the use of this authority for that reason. Finally, in the same way that the SAFE Act statutorily ends the expired Section 215 of the Patriot Act, it should also impose an explicit end to “[Abouts collection][16]” a practice of collecting digital communications, not if their from suspected people, but if their are “about” specific topics. This practice has been discontinued, but still sits on the books, just waiting to be revamped. *Republished from the [EFF’s Deeplinks blog][17].* [1]: https://www.lee.senate.gov/2026/2/lee-durbin-introduce-bi… [2]: https://www.eff.org/deeplinks/2025/01/victory-federal-cou… [3]: https://www.eff.org/deeplinks/2024/04/us-senate-and-biden… [4]: https://www.politico.com/news/2026/02/18/trump-section-70… [5]: https://www.eff.org/pages/Incidental-collection [6]: https://www.dni.gov/index.php/newsroom/reports-publicatio… [7]: https://www.dni.gov/files/CLPT/documents/2022_ASTR_for_CY… [8]: https://www.sog.unc.edu/sites/default/files/course_materi… [9]: https://www.eff.org/deeplinks/2022/08/fog-revealed-guided… [10]: https://www.eff.org/deeplinks/2024/04/fourth-amendment-no… [11]: https://www.eff.org/deeplinks/2025/05/montana-becomes-fir… [12]: https://www.eff.org/deeplinks/2025/06/hell-no-odni-wants-… [13]: https://www.eff.org/deeplinks/2020/12/section-215-expired… [14]: https://www.eff.org/deeplinks/2019/08/eff-says-no-trump-a… [15]: https://www.pbs.org/newshour/show/deportation-trap-immigr… [16]: https://www.eff.org/pages/about-collection [17]: https://www.eff.org/deeplinks/2026/03/safe-act-imperfect-… https://www.techdirt.com/2026/03/17/the-safe-act-is-an-im…

DOJ Prosecutors Somehow Manage To Secure Terrorism Convictions Against Anti-ICE Protesters [The DOJ is filled][1] with grossly incompetent prosecutors these days. It’s a bunch of subservients acting in obeisance to the zenith of gross incompetence: the current President of the United States. When not being sidelined by judges for [not being legally appointed][2], the handpicked losers of Trump’s DOJ Revenge Squad are being shut out by the grandest of juries: grand juries. Asked only to hear the government’s side and nod obediently, grand juries [have been rejecting][3] a record number of presentations, leaving prosecutors scrambling to find something *anything!* to charge Trump’s enemies with. More of the same is happening here. On two non-consecutive occasions, the Trump administration has attempted to equate unaffiliated people with a shared worldview to domestic terrorist organizations. It didn’t work [with Black Lives Matter][4]. And, for the most part, [it hasn’t worked with Antifa][5], which is a semi-acronym that means nothing more than “anti-fascist.” Not to go all Jeff Foxworthy years past his sell-by date, but you might be a fascist if you think people opposed to fascism are terrorists. So, of course, *this* administration firmly believes people opposed to fascism are terrorists. In Texas, following a protest that [ultimately resulted in the shooting][6] of a law enforcement officer, the DOJ has somehow made terrorism charges stick against a bunch of protesters, despite its reliance on things that should never have been considered evidence. [Let’s go live to this reporting from The Guardian][7], which contains an absolutely hilarious phrase in its opening paragraph: > *A group of protesters in [Texas][8] was found guilty of providing support for terrorism and other charges on Friday in a closely watched case in which prosecutors alleged anti-ICE activists were actually part of an antifa cell.* Imagine how much credulity you’d have to hope for if you trotted out the phrase “antifa cell” in open court. It’s a lot. Lots of actual terrorist groups may have “cells,” but antifa is pretty much anything but organized or centralized. It’s just people cohering around a central concept: an opposition to fascism. The government charged and tried nine defendants following a protest that involved the setting off of fireworks and culminated in Benjamin Song (now convicted on attempted murder charges) shooting an officer in the shoulder. The government claimed the fireworks were part of distraction attempt in hopes of setting up an ambush. But it failed to connect enough dots to get any of the other protesters nailed on murder charges. However, it did manage to convince a jury that some of the nine arrested were providing material support for terrorism. The rationale? Antifa is a terrorist group and people that represent as antifa (mainly through the wearing of black clothing) or act in support of its goals (opposing fascism) are engaged in material support of the kind of terrorism that… opposes fascism? It’s all deeply stupid. And yet it has real consequences. While the jury wasn’t sold on most of the government’s wilder claims, it still sided with enough of them to net five protesters with terrorism-related charges that mean they’ll likely spend at least 10 years in prison if their convictions aren’t overturned. For instance, there’s this nonsense, which managed to rope in someone who wasn’t even there when this all went down: > *Sanchez-Estrada was the only defendant not at the protest, and was only **charged with corruptly concealing a document or record, after prosecutors say he moved leftwing zines **following the arrest of his wife*… That is fucking wild. Someone moved stuff written by someone else and the government claims its concealment. That’s not even the worst/stupidest part of the government’s evidence presentations. This is: > *During the trial, the government offered a slew of circumstantial evidence aimed at convincing the jury that the defendants were part of an antifa terror cell. They showed the jury zines and reading lists with incendiary titles that were seized from the defendants. **One zine seized was titled [The satanic death cult is real.][9] The zine is an essay analyzing the films Hereditary and Midsommar.** **They also displayed anti-Trump stickers seized from one of the defendants that said “Make America not Exist Again” and a pamphlet from the Socialist Rifle Association that showed someone putting a swastika into a garbage can.*** A magazine discussing films is evidence. Anti-Trump stickers are evidence. Someone putting a swastika into a trash can is evidence. This is shit even Lionel Hutz might consider too unreasonable to present to a judge, much less a jury. Even if the zine dealt with an alleged, real-life US satanic death cult, how is that evidence of anything… unless the government is tacitly admitting it’s possibly the satanic death cult these antifas are informing each other about? Everything here is easily covered by the First Amendment and is evidence of nothing but the administration’s desire to illegally punish people for not supporting Trump. And the government should know better than to claim a picture of someone literally trashing a swastika is evidence of criminal intent, because when it does make that claim, it’s admitting that it views speech against Nazis as something that must be met with criminal charges. Then there’s the Second Amendment. Prosecutors insisted that the mere possession of legally obtained weapons by some of the arrestees was evidence of their malicious intent. But this DOJ in particular has never made that accusation against Trump supporters who wear/brandish weapons. They only pretend it’s unlawful when it involves people opposed to this administration. With any luck, these convictions will be overturned. While it’s unlikely a review of the convictions will erase the charges facing the person who actually shot an officer, everything else included here is so far beyond the pale (no pun intended?) that it can’t possibly survive judicial review. Even the judge handling this prosecution made it clear he felt the government was seeking to punish protesters merely because they opposed the same administration that appointed him. > *Mark Pittman, a US district judge nominated to the federal bench by Donald Trump in 2019, appeared to gesture at the irrelevance of antifa in the closing moments of the trial, asking prosecutors why he should mention it in his instructions to the jury, underlining the gap between the emphasis on antifa and the technicality of the criminal charges they faced.* > > *“Whether it’s antifa or the Methodist Women’s Auxiliary of Weatherford, why does it matter?” Pittman said.* The courts are doing what they can to hold back the daily onslaught of rights violations and vindictive prosecutions engaged in by this administration. But Trump (or, at least, his enablers) knows how limited that resistance is when the administration dares it daily to try to hold it accountable. For now, these ineptly-obtained convictions stand. And they will serve the purpose the administration intends them to: a latent threat that deters future opposition to it and its goals. [1]: https://www.techdirt.com/2025/10/22/doj-purge-continues-w… [2]: https://www.techdirt.com/2026/01/13/trumps-loyalist-prose… [3]: https://www.techdirt.com/2026/02/26/dojs-losing-streak-co… [4]: https://www.techdirt.com/2017/01/26/do-you-want-police-st… [5]: https://www.techdirt.com/2020/10/21/federal-officers-are-… [6]: https://www.cbsnews.com/texas/news/verdict-prairieland-al… [7]: https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026/mar/13/texas-ter… [8]: https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/texas [9]: https://communemag.com/the-satanic-death-cult-is-real/ https://www.techdirt.com/2026/03/17/doj-prosecutors-someh…

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DOGE Didn’t Cut Government Waste. It Was Government Waste. Look, I get it. Government waste is real. Bureaucratic bloat is real. The desire to have a federal government that spends taxpayer money wisely and operates without unnecessary friction? That’s a pretty standard and quite reasonable desire in American politics. So when Elon Musk showed up promising he could cut $2 trillion in federal spending by bringing the vaunted “efficiency” of the tech world to the government, a lot of people — not just MAGA diehards, but regular people who’d spent time cursing at a federal website built in 2003 or waiting on hold with the DMV — thought: sure, maybe give it a shot. A decade of fawning tech press coverage about Elon Musk will do that to your priors. We now have the receipts on how that went. And they’re absolutely damning. Between a [comprehensive forensic accounting from the New York Times][1] published in December and a [detailed report from House Oversight Committee Ranking Member Robert Garcia][2] released in February, we can now do a proper post-mortem on DOGE. The diagnosis: the patient was dead on arrival, the surgery was performed by people who lied about their credentials, and the bill for the operation far exceeded anything that was supposedly “saved.” Let’s start with the most basic question: did DOGE save the government money? Because that was, you know, apparently the whole point (or so we were told). The answer, as the Times bluntly puts it: > *But the group did not do what Mr. Musk said it would: reduce federal spending by *[*$1 trillion*][3]* before October. On DOGE’s watch, federal spending did not go down at all. It *[*went up*][4]*.* *Spending went up*. Musk [promised $2 trillion in cuts during the campaign][5], started walking that back almost immediately after the election, and the actual result was that the government spent *more* money. The entire exercise was supposed to pay for itself many times over. Instead, the taxpayer funded an $81 million operation that produced negative returns. But DOGE had that website — the “Wall of Receipts” — proudly tallying up all those billions in savings, right? About that. The Times went through the 40 largest items on DOGE’s claimed savings list: > *In DOGE’s published list of canceled contracts and grants, for instance, the 13 largest were all incorrect.* > > *At the top were two Defense Department contracts, one for information technology, one for aircraft maintenance. Mr. Musk’s group listed them as “terminations,” and said their demise had saved taxpayers $7.9 billion. That was not true. The contracts are still alive and well, and those savings were an accounting mirage.* > > *Together, those two false entries were bigger than 25,000 of DOGE’s other claims combined.* > > *Of the 40 biggest claims on DOGE’s list, The Times found only 12 that appeared accurate — reflecting real reductions in what the government had committed to spend.* Two fake line items on a spreadsheet claimed more “savings” than 25,000 other entries combined. Of the 40 biggest claims, 28 were wrong. The 13 biggest were *all* wrong. The very first day the “Wall of Receipts” went live, its largest claim was an $8 billion Department of Homeland Security contract that was off by a factor of 1,000 — the contract was actually worth $8 million, as many folks [reported at the time][6]. That’s the kind of error that would get you fired from an introductory accounting course, and these were the people supposedly bringing precision and transparency to the federal government. The accounting trick DOGE relied on most heavily is worth understanding, because it reveals whether this was mere incompetence or something more deliberate. The Times explains that in many cases, DOGE simply lowered the “ceiling value” of contracts — the *theoretical* maximum the government *could* spend, not what it was *actually* spending — and then claimed the full difference as “savings.” A defense contractor CEO explained this perfectly to stock analysts: > *This summer, CACI’s chief executive, John Mengucci, told stock analysts that the change was meaningless.* > > *“It doesn’t change a thing for this company,” he said. His company had always expected to be paid about $2 billion over the contract’s life span. And even if the contract ever did reach the ceiling, he said, the Pentagon could just raise it again.* > > *“There’s no reduction of revenue,” Mr. Mengucci said.* Or to put it in even more understandable terms: > *“Does lowering the maximum limit on your credit card save you any money?” said Travis Sharp, a senior fellow at the Center for Strategic and Budgetary Assessments, which studies federal spending. “No, it does not.”* The core of DOGE’s operations was to manufacture pretend statistics so that Musk and friends could claim savings that weren’t real. It was how DOGE manufactured the appearance of progress while delivering essentially nothing. After DOGE initially claimed $55 billion in savings, the website’s own documentation only supported $16.5 billion. Media analysis then showed half of *that* was a single data entry error (that $8 billion instead of $8 million). A Politico analysis found DOGE had cut only $1.4 billion in actual spending — and even that money couldn’t reduce the deficit because it would be returned to agencies that were legally obligated to spend it. More than one-third of DOGE’s contract cancellations yielded no monetary savings at all. The Garcia report traces a trajectory that any honest observer should find embarrassing: > *During the 2024 presidential campaign, Elon Musk claimed he could reduce the federal deficit by eliminating “at least $2 trillion” in federal spending, promising the destruction of the American social safety net. He began walking back these goals after President Trump’s election victory. In early 2025, Mr. Musk appeared on a variety of conservative-leaning podcasts and media outlets baselessly claiming that fake or stolen Social Security numbers led to more than $500 billion in fraud. Media analysis classified Mr. Musk’s claims about waste and fraud in the federal government as lacking evidence or misleading, saying that he misconstrued Government Accountability Office (GAO) reports or lacked basic understanding of the contracts in question.* So: $2 trillion, then $1 trillion, then $55 billion claimed, then $16.5 billion documented, then $1.4 billion confirmed, then *spending went up anyway*. That’s quite a trajectory for something that was sold as bringing Silicon Valley precision and efficiency to government. Okay, fine — DOGE didn’t save much money. But did it at least make the government run better? Did it cut red tape, speed things up, make services less awful? No. It did the *opposite*. And this is the part that should really bother anyone who genuinely wanted government reform. The Garcia report documents in excruciating detail how DOGE’s “efficiency” measures actually *added* bureaucratic layers: > *In one example, a State Department employee described a new requirement for a 250-word essay, extra forms, and days of work and approvals needed to hire a vendor for an embassy event, which previously would have taken a single day. In another, a NASA employee was required to write several detailed paragraphs justifying a purchase of fastening bolts. FDA employees have stated that DOGE requirements have caused significant delays in routine food monitoring tests for items like exposure to heavy metals because spending for every step—from purchasing lab supplies to paying to ship samples between labs—now requires separate department-level approval.* Much efficient. Very savings. As one federal employee stated: > *“It is becoming increasingly difficult to continue to work, which I fear is the point.”* Meanwhile, the services Americans actually rely on got measurably worse: > *At the Social Security Administration (SSA), wait times for a callback ballooned to as high as two and a half hours for assistance between January and March 2025. Americans attempting to access the SSA website for assistance frequently found the webpage down or unresponsive as DOGE recklessly implemented changes while cutting information technology (IT) staff. SSA eventually discarded several of the supposed fraud checks implemented by DOGE because they significantly delayed claim processing without meaningfully combatting fraud. Career employees reportedly knew that DOGE’s anti-fraud measures would make little difference but were intimidated into silence for fear of losing their jobs. DOGE also implemented a new requirement for Social Security applicants to verify their identity in person instead of over the phone if they aren’t able to do so online, while at the same time closing regional and local offices and reducing the workforce at those offices that remained. More than six > million seniors have to drive nearly 50 miles round trip to reach their nearest Social Security office, more than twice the average distance an elderly person expects to drive in a day.* This was a heist dressed up as a reform — and the damage to everyday Americans wasn’t a bug. > *Layoffs at the Food and Drug Administration (FDA) led to delays in clinical trials and getting new drugs to sick patients. Remaining FDA workers reported struggling to meet statutorily mandated schedules for approving both tobacco products and medical products after the Trump Administration announced 3,500 job cuts across the agency. At one point, FDA drug center leadership resorted to asking drug review staff to volunteer to work on contracting and acquisition tasks because the layoffs had eliminated the entire contracting office.* The Times talked to people on the receiving end of the small-dollar cuts that were DOGE’s actual handiwork. An organization providing counseling and rehabilitation services to torture survivors had to close its centers and stop paying 75% of its staff. A program that sent museum staff into low-income Baltimore schools to teach parents about child development was terminated by form letter because it “no longer serves the interest of the United States.” Research projects were killed at the stage where data had been collected but results hadn’t been published, rendering the government’s entire prior investment wasted. And the impact on American people was real. > *Mr. Roehm said he was particularly concerned about possible suicides — around a quarter of the torture victims the group served had recently experienced suicidal ideation.* > > *“We know for sure that survivors we are no longer able to serve are suffering,” he said.* > > *Those dollar amounts were small, compared with DOGE’s largest claims. That is, in effect, how DOGE ultimately saved so little but still caused so much disruption. For small business and local communities, relatively modest sums had major effects.* > > *“It’s the small numbers that hurt people,” said Lisa Shea Mundt, whose company, the Pulse of GovCon, tracks government contracts.* This is how DOGE managed to simultaneously save almost nothing and cause enormous disruption: the big-dollar claims were fake, and the real cuts targeted things that were individually small but collectively devastating to the people who depended on them. And then there’s the corruption angle, which is where this moves from incompetence into something much uglier. DOGE staff were embedded at nearly every executive branch agency, and many of them were associates or employees of Musk’s own companies. The conflicts of interest were staggering and barely concealed. The Garcia report details how DOGE staff were involved in firing FDA investigators responsible for oversight of Musk’s biotech company Neuralink. DOGE took aim at the Consumer Financial Protection Bureau — which just happened to be the agency that would directly oversee a mobile payments function Musk wanted to add to X. The DOGE staffer who oversaw firings at the CFPB owned approximately $365,000 in shares of companies regulated by the Bureau. Executive branch employees are generally prohibited from working on matters in which they hold a personal stake, but there’s no indication this person took any such precautions. > *Elon Musk and DOGE’s active involvement in knee-capping agencies with which he has a direct conflict makes clear that Musk, DOGE, and the broader Trump Administration are focused on weakening accountability for the American people while advancing their own interests.* DOGE staff at the IRS initiated mass firing of skilled specialists responsible for auditing the complex tax filings of large corporations and the ultra-wealthy. The Congressional Budget Office has found that reductions in funding for IRS tax enforcement reduce federal revenues. So DOGE’s “efficiency” move at the IRS will likely *cost* the government more in uncollected taxes than it could ever have saved. The same pattern held at the CFPB, which since 2011 had received $7.3 billion in funding but returned over $21 billion to consumers through enforcement actions — a three-fold return on investment. DOGE gutted it anyway. The IRS Direct File program — a free electronic tax filing service that 86% of users said increased their trust in the IRS and was projected to save taxpayers $11 billion once fully operational — was killed after lobbying by for-profit tax preparation companies. And perhaps most alarming were the [data security violations that I’ve written about multiple times][7]. A whistleblower from SSA reported that DOGE operatives had accessed a database containing “the entire country’s Social Security information,” copied it to a high-risk external system, and violated a court order barring them from continued access. The [DOJ later had to file “corrections” to prior testimony][8] from senior SSA staff, admitting that DOGE employees had in fact accessed SSA’s most sensitive data and covertly signed a “Voter Data Agreement” with a political advocacy group that sought to overturn election results. And here’s one I had missed: > *DOGE’s forced access to Treasury data was particularly noteworthy as a Treasury threat intelligence analysis recommended that DOGE staff “be placed under insider threat monitoring and alerting after their access to payment systems is revoked. Continued access to any payment systems by DOGE members, even ‘read only,’ may have posed the single greatest insider threat risk the Bureau of the Fiscal Service has ever faced.”* At the NLRB, a whistleblower reported that DOGE operatives sent enormous amounts of sensitive case information outside the government to unknown recipients — information that companies like Musk’s SpaceX could use to “get insights into damaging testimony, union leadership, legal strategies and internal data.” OPM’s own Inspector General found that DOGE employees flouted cybersecurity and privacy laws, and that Trump appointees at OPM overrode career civil servants’ warnings about security to force implementation of DOGE’s systems, which may have resulted in a massive national security threat: > *Experts have shown evidence raising concerns of ****potential Russian and Chinese access to OPM servers shortly after DOGE created the government-wide email infrastructure****. Separately, information received by Committee Democratic staff indicated that DOGE employees lowered all firewall protections at OPM to enable the exfiltration of data for use outside of a government environment.* Yikes. And while they were gutting agencies that protect Americans, they also gutted the agencies actually responsible for catching waste, fraud, and abuse. Offices of Inspectors General — the very watchdogs whose mission aligns with what DOGE claimed to be doing — were starved of resources. One OIG lost 20% of its staff and was operating with “the fewest number of auditors in decades.” The DOJ’s Public Integrity Section, which oversees prosecutions of politicians accused of corruption, was purged of all but a fraction of its former employees. The Garcia report’s conclusion is perhaps the most honest assessment of the whole debacle: > *Many analyses have referred to the DOGE disaster as a failure, and DOGE did indeed fail at its stated mission of meaningfully reducing spending and increasing government efficiency. But in the Trump Administration’s vindictive, ideologically motivated, and pointless quest to break the federal government, drive out talented and committed public servants, and make flashy promises of cutting fraud while enriching themselves and their wealthy donors, DOGE was a resounding success.* Now, the Garcia report is a Democratic minority report, and the most committed DOGE defenders will dismiss it on those grounds alone. But the most devastating evidence comes from DOGE’s own website — which kept quietly deleting incorrect entries — from the Times’ independent analysis, from a defense contractor’s CEO telling his shareholders the “savings” were meaningless, from the GAO finding multiple violations of the Impoundment Control Act, from OPM’s own Inspector General, and from the DOJ having to file corrections to its own court filings. You don’t need to trust a single Democratic politician to see what happened here. You just need to look at the numbers. Oh, and yes: Musk himself admitted in a podcast interview with MAGA influencer and former DOGE employee Katie Miller (wife of Stephen) in December that DOGE had fallen short and said that if he could go back in time, he wouldn’t do it again, preferring instead to have “worked on my companies.” The man who was going to supposedly save the republic from government bloat decided his actual companies were more worth his time. Musk’s public admission probably shouldn’t carry too much weight either way — he knows DOGE was publicly perceived as a failure and he’s distancing himself — but it is a fitting coda. This whole thing was billed not just by MAGA faithful, but also by many in the media, as an expected triumph of private sector brilliance over government incompetence. What it actually demonstrated is that when you hand the keys to people who don’t understand how government works, don’t respect the people who do, and have massive personal financial conflicts of interest, you get chaos, corruption, and a bigger bill for taxpayers. The people who *were* making government work better — the original U.S. Digital Service employees who were building more efficient systems and better websites — [got fired][9] and replaced with Musk acolytes who couldn’t tell the difference between a contract ceiling and actual spending. The MAGA world continues to pretend DOGE was a ruthless cost-cutting machine. The receipts say otherwise: it failed in every direction except enriching corporations connected to the administration. It was a looting operation dressed up as reform. [1]: https://www.nytimes.com/2025/12/23/us/politics/doge-musk-… [2]: https://oversightdemocrats.house.gov/imo/media/doc/doge_r… [3]: https://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2025/04/13/upshot/mus… [4]: https://fiscaldata.treasury.gov/americas-finance-guide/fe… [5]: https://www.techdirt.com/2025/10/14/musk-promised-to-cut-… [6]: https://www.techdirt.com/2025/02/19/its-easy-to-save-bill… [7]: https://www.techdirt.com/2026/03/11/a-doge-bro-allegedly-… [8]: https://www.techdirt.com/2026/01/22/doj-admits-doge-team-… [9]: https://www.techdirt.com/2025/03/03/musk-fires-the-people… https://www.techdirt.com/2026/03/17/doge-didnt-cut-govern…

Brendan Carr Pretends To Be Tough, Demands Broadcasters Support Disastrous War Brendan Carr is once again doing Brendan Carr stuff. Carr has [threatened to revoke the broadcast licenses][1] of broadcasters that tell the truth about Trump’s [disastrous war in Iran][2]. In a post over at Elon Musk’s right wing propaganda website, Carr insists that news outlets that are “running hoaxes and news distortions” (read: telling the truth) about the war will face potential headaches when their licenses come up for renewal: If you can’t read that, it says: > *Broadcasters that are running hoaxes and news distortions – also known as the fake news – have a chance now to correct course before their license renewals come up. * > > *The law is clear. Broadcasters must operate in the public interest, and they will lose their licenses if they do not. * > > *And frankly, changing course is in their own business interests since trust in legacy media has now fallen to an all time low of just 9% and are ratings disasters. * > > *The American people have subsidized broadcasters to the tune of billions of dollars by providing free access to the nation’s airwaves. * > > *It is very important to bring trust back into media, which has earned itself the label of fake news. * > > *When a political candidate is able to win a landslide election victory after in the face of hoaxes and distortions, there is something very wrong. It means the public has lost faith and confidence in the media. And we can’t allow that to happen. * > > *Time for change!* That’s certainly a lot of tough-talking bullshit. Carr’s only authority comes over broadcast affiliates (not national media companies or cable TV outlets), most of which are already owned by Republicans and already kiss Trump’s ass (because [they want to merge][3]). The FCC hasn’t denied a license renewal in decades, and any attempt to do so would result in a massive, protracted First Amendment legal mess that the FCC would be extremely likely to lose. Carr’s actual goal for this kind of stuff is three fold. One, he’s putting on a show for our mad, idiot king that Carr is *being a good boy.* Two, he’s trolling the press so they’ll hyperventilate about his behaviors; those stories then advertise to the MAGA base the false impression that Carr is doing *useful and bold culture war stuff* (so he can potentially run for higher office). They’ll assume it all *must be useful and important* because he’s *upsetting people of intellect, importance, and conscience*, which they *enjoy*. But most importantly it sends a message to media companies that they should get in line with the Trump administration or face costly and expensive (no matter how pointless) legal annoyances. Of course those threats haven’t really been needed, because most U.S. media companies (and big corporations) **have been happy to bribe the president or kiss his ass anyway**. That sort of feckless journalistic failure in the face of power is why so much of the public has lost faith in U.S. news, not because they’ve historically been ***too critical of war*** or **too tough on wealth and power**. While these sorts of threats certainly are dangerous, Carr is a monumental clown who is putting on a big show to try and pretend he’s a person of substance and power **doing important things**. Meanwhile Trump is upset that some news outlets have been making it clear he was too stupid to understand the evolving nature of low cost, modern drone warfare (despite all the evidence in Ukraine). In his own post at his own right wing propaganda website, Trump went off on a local rambling tirade about Iran somehow misleading the entirety of U.S. media: That one says: > *Iran has long been known as a Master of Media Manipulation and Public Relations. They are Militarily ineffective and weak, but are really good at “feeding” the very appreciative Fake News Media false information. Now, A.I. has become another Disinformation weapon that Iran uses, quite well, considering they are being annihilated by the day. They showed phony “Kamikaze Boats,” shooting at various Ships at Sea, which looks wonderful, powerful, and vicious, but these Boats don’t exist — It’s all false information to show how “tough” their already defeated Military is! The five U.S. Refueling Planes that were supposedly struck down and badly damaged, according to The Wall Street Journal’s false reporting, and others, are all in service, with the exception of one, which will soon be flying the skies. Buildings and Ships that are shown to be on fire are not — It’s FAKE NEWS, generated by A.I. For instance, Iran, working in close coordination with the Fake News Media, shows our great USS > Abraham Lincoln Aircraft Carrier, one of the largest and most prestigious Ships in the World, burning uncontrollably in the Ocean. Not only was it not burning, it was not even shot at — Iran knows better than to do that! The story was knowingly FAKE and, in a certain way, you can say that those Media Outlets that generated it should be brought up on Charges for TREASON for the dissemination of false information! The fact is, Iran is being decimated, and the only battles they “win” are those that they create through AI, and are distributed by Corrupt Media Outlets. The Radical Leftwing Press knows this full well, but continues to go forward with false stories and LIES. That’s why their Approval Rating is so low, and I can win a Presidential Election, IN A LANDSLIDE, getting only 5% positive Press — They have no credibility! I am so thrilled to see Brendan Carr, the Chairman of the Federal Communications Commission (FCC), looking at the licenses of some of these Corrupt and Highly > Unpatriotic “News” Organizations. They get Billions of Dollars of FREE American Airwaves, and use it to perpetuate LIES, both in News and almost all of their Shows, including the Late Night Morons, who get gigantic Salaries for horrible Ratings, and never get, as I used to say in The Apprentice, “FIRED.” Thank you for your attention to this matter! President DONALD J. TRUMP* These are not the behaviors of competent, confidence people who believe things are **going well**. They’re the sad gyrations of pathetic men who know Trump is on historic trajectory to be the worst and least popular President in U.S. history (with ample room to fall). No amount of posturing can hide it. [1]: https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/politics/2026/03/14/f… [2]: https://apnews.com/live/iran-war-israel-trump-03-16-2026 [3]: https://www.techdirt.com/2025/08/28/gop-friendly-local-ne… https://www.techdirt.com/2026/03/17/brendan-carr-pretends…

The Temu People Asked A Sports Reporter To Not Use Its Name As Shorthand For Crap Quality Normally, a post about the signing of an NFL free agent wouldn’t make it anywhere near these here Techdirt pages. Today, that is not the case. The site For The Win [posted a mildly interesting report][1] on the Tennessee Titans signing wide receiver Wan’Dale Robinson to a 4 year, $78 million contract. But wait, you’re wondering, where does the Techdirt part of this come in? Well, it starts with this passage from the FTW post: > *Fortunately there’s wiggle room should things fail to pan out. With only $38 million guaranteed, the Titans can reasonably walk away from this deal after one or two years and start fresh.* > > *This contract isn’t as big as it seems and could be an asset if Robinson’s 2025 was merely his first giant leap forward in a career marked by growth. As it stands, he seems like the name brand version of the Temu receivers Ward played with as a rookie. That’s a good thing, even if it’s an expensive one.* And then it morphs into this, direct from the FTW author of that post: > ooooh temu figured out it's now shorthand for "cheap off-brand garbage" and is not happy about it > > — [Christian D'Andrea (@trainisland.bsky.social)][2] [2026-03-11T18:55:46.401Z][3] Let me stipulate a couple of items. There seems to be nothing in Temu’s reach-out that resembles a threat. They aren’t making any demands. All of the communication seems to be polite enough and I’ve seen companies behave far worse than this when their brands are associated with something negative. That said, this is still the weakest of sauces. Reaching out to a sports reporter as a large retailer brand just because you don’t like a single throwaway joke-line in a story about a free agent signing is a demonstration of the thinnest of skins under any circumstances. It’s all the more so when the brand in question *does* have very real reputation problems with large swaths of the public, earned or otherwise. It doesn’t take much in the way of Google-Fu to uncover precisely why the author of the post chose to associate Temu with knockoff quality products. The company [is not BBB accredited][4]. It has a [2 out of 5 star review on Trustpilot][5]. There are a ton of Reddit threads [just like this one][6] with people sharing their negative experiences buying off of Temu. I’ve never bought from Temu. But there is a great deal of smoke out there for there to not be any fire. And if Temu really thinks the best path towards correcting its reputational problems is firing off requests to remove references to those problems from articles about professional athletes, well, then I’m beginning to see the real source of the problem here. [1]: https://ftw.usatoday.com/story/sports/nfl/2026/03/09/wand… [2]: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:p5j4vwyzfszgxitowipeb32v… [3]: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:p5j4vwyzfszgxitowipeb32v… [4]: https://www.bbb.org/us/ma/boston/profile/online-shopping/… [5]: https://www.trustpilot.com/review/temu.com [6]: https://www.reddit.com/r/AskAnAustralian/comments/1mrmkr7… https://www.techdirt.com/2026/03/16/the-temu-people-asked…

America’s Diminished Place In The World And The Consequences Of Not Impeaching It has [long been clear][1]: Trump needs to be removed from office before he can inflict even more damage than he already has. But he doesn’t just need to be stopped; for America to have a future he also needs to be repudiated. Impeachment speaks to each need, to both make clear his behavior is beyond anything we would ever tolerate as well as remove his capacity to continue it. But by not even attempting to impeach him, or any of his malign administration officials, he not only remains able to wreak more destruction but he now does it with Congress’s blessing. Instead of being repudiated, his behavior is endorsed. Because one could fairly conclude that if anyone in Congress had an issue with what Trump is doing, then surely they would try to do something to stop it with the power they have. Yet, with the so far sole exception of Representative Green, [who has actually tried][2], twice, to file impeachment articles against Trump, no one—from any party—has filed any against anyone. Obviously many in Congress do in fact object to what Trump does—there are tweets and speeches saying as much. But it’s all sound and fury signifying nothing. Tweets and speeches do not amount to any sort of useful action. And through inaction the only message we’re sending is that no one thinks it is worth doing anything more. A stunned and increasingly wounded world is now coming to terms with the realization that Trump’s disqualifying misbehavior is the sort of thing can happen in America, and moreover, the sort of thing that will be *allowed* to happen in America. His abuse of power—as well as his warmongering, war criming, corruption, ignorance, incompetence, racism, and range of other unconstitutional, illegal, and even criminal activities—is apparently something not just possible under our constitutional order but enabled. As we watch an addled monster drive us all towards disaster, with the rest of the U.S. government willingly along for the ride and no one with the constitutional authority even trying to apply the brakes, one is left to conclude that, at best, our vaunted Constitution must not provide an effective immune system to address Trump’s antidemocratic malfeasance, or, worse, that Americans are fine with all of it, because, even if there were a mechanism to stop him, there’s apparently no one with the authority to trigger it who thinks it’s worth bothering with. Both conclusions paint a very different picture of what sort of country the United States is than most had previously imagined, and it is this re-envisioning of America that will affect how others let the country and its people live in the wider world even after Trump is finally gone. Of course, there is actually an immune system. The fundamental power to remove Trump from office—impeachment—is still there, as provided by the Constitution; the issue is that no one is willing to use it. And that unwillingness is ultimately what the world is judging, because when they wonder why no one is using it, it’s impossible to avoid concluding that no one else in the government of the United States of America, despite *everything* Trump is doing, thinks there’s actually a problem to address. Perhaps this conclusion is unfair, though, so let’s take a moment to consider whether there could be any sort justification for Congress’s inaction. And, more specifically, the Democratic members of Congress, because while it’s an indefensible abdication of their own [oath of office][3] for Republican members of Congress to refuse to police Trump, because in theory he’s their guy, it’s something else for the political opposition to also refuse to, especially when he’s supposedly not their guy at all. Perhaps that opposition may begin to explain the reluctance to take action: for better or worse, Trump was duly elected President and in general it is a good thing if democratic expressions of political will are respected, even, and especially, by those who disagree with them. As Trump himself illustrates, de-legitimizing election results is not healthy for a sustainable democracy. There may also be the pragmatic concern that taking aim at someone the people chose is bad politics, because it will antagonize the electorate so that they never vote for you, although recent polls and election results strongly suggest that this fear is unfounded. Furthermore, Trump never should have been on the ballot in the first place. As an ineligible insurrectionist he never was someone that Americans should have been able to choose to be President, and that he was nevertheless voted into office already means his reign is inherently illegitimate, and in a way that undermines our democracy more than if its legitimacy were challenged. But even setting his eligibility doubts aside, it’s one thing to acknowledge Trump as the legitimately-elected President. But it’s another entirely to allow him, as President, more power than the office actually grants him and shrug off the unconstitutional ways he abuses it. The Constitution only grants him so much, and no one has the right to grant him more by failing to check him when he has nevertheless taken it. Perhaps some of the reluctance to press for impeachment is out of the concern that, terrible president or no, Congress still has a job to do to run the country, and bad things can happen if it turns its attention away. But this sort of mis-prioritization can’t withstand scrutiny either. For one thing, bad things are *already* happening by not acting to stop Trump. And not just all the bad things he’s doing, but all the bad things that Congress is doing too, like not passing ACA subsidies, or spending its time instead doing antidemocratic things like [trying to pass][4] First Amendment-violating legislation to censor the Internet, as if this moment of looming autocracy were a good time to join in on the constitutional violations too. Perhaps the reticence to pursue impeachment is motivated by the desire to remain cordial with colleagues across the aisle, in the hopes that it could lead to mutually-negotiated solutions. If so, however, it doesn’t seem like such politesse is paying off particularly well—after all, those ACA subsidies still haven’t been passed, and Trump remains in office, doing things that hurt Americans, including the constituents of both Democrats and Republicans, along with the rest of the world and our standing in it. While it is true that there have been some small successes managing to restrain Trump here and there using more traditional political pressure, at best such efforts are like trying to drain the ocean with a teaspoon, one issue at a time, while meanwhile a deluge of chaos drowns us all. Congress has still left us all defenseless to danger that by not even trying to do what it would take to stop it. And even if the concern about bringing impeachment now is that it wouldn’t have the votes to pass, it would still be bad math. First, by not pressing impeachment it prevents the political calculus from evolving so that there could come to be enough votes—no one needs to join the push for it if there’s no push happening. And it makes it doubtful that there would ever be enough votes, not even after midterms—assuming, of course, that an unchecked Trump doesn’t do something to interfere with them happening. If Congress is waiting for voters to send them more colleagues who will join them in impeaching, voters will need to know that there is an impeachment effort to be joined. Yet so far there is none. Not impeaching sends the signal that impeachment isn’t warranted, and if it isn’t warranted by now, there’s little reason for anyone to think that those already not bothering to try are ever going to change their mind and start. Ultimately, no matter what members of Congress tell themselves to try to justify why they have acquiesced to Trump instead of playing the best card the Constitution gave them to stop him, all of those excuses ultimately fall flat. Trump is destroying America, but by refusing to use the tools the Constitution gave them to stop him, it is Congress that is finishing it off for good. Not just by letting him wreck everything we’ve built for 250 years, and the lives and liberties—as well as global and economic stability—that depended on the Constitution’s promise being fulfilled. But by doing nothing it instead sends the very loud message, now reverberating around the globe, that everything he and his subordinates are doing is fine, when the reality is anything but. And the world is noticing. When they look at America they see it not as a strong, stalwart ally, but a frail country with weak civic institutions vulnerable to capture, indifferent to such a fate as long as it doesn’t affect the price of eggs, and possibly not even then. Worse, as Congress refuses to defend America from the exigent danger Trump represents to it and the world, and through its inaction instead enable it, the world is left to conclude that Trump is what America wants, because no one governing it is saying otherwise. Without a sign that America does not want Trump, other countries are forced to presume it does and act accordingly, even when doing so is bad for themselves and the future—and even us. Not only does it mean they can’t support us in our effort to rid ourselves of him, because there is no effort to support, but in the absence of any official pushback they have little choice but to accept him as legitimate, even though doing so only reinforces the power he is abusing and makes reclaiming America from his lawless grasp that much harder to eventually effect. Yet there seems to be this naïve belief held by many of the same cowered members of Congress currently doing nothing that somehow the problem will magically resolve, and once Trump is somehow eventually out of office America will simply be welcomed back to the world stage as a respected member of the global order. As if all we need to do is wait for his chaotic storm to pass and then we can all pick up where we left off. And as if the world will simply forgive and forget the real and often irreparable harm Trump has been inflicting, far beyond America’s borders, and that America has been refusing to *even try* to lift a finger to stop. The world will not. Failing to impeach, among all its other infirmities, is a long-term foreign policy problem. Without impeachment, to not just dislodge Trump from office so he can no longer hurt us anymore but unequivocally condemn the harm he has already inflicted, and not just on ourselves, we will be resented, and rightly so. Not for what Trump has himself done, but for what we have been glad to let him do to us all. [1]: https://www.techdirt.com/2025/03/13/it-is-long-past-time-… [2]: https://www.techdirt.com/2025/12/12/rep-green-again-pound… [3]: https://www.techdirt.com/2025/11/26/oaths-of-office-and-h… [4]: https://www.techdirt.com/2025/02/05/democrats-should-be-s… https://www.techdirt.com/2026/03/16/americas-diminished-p…

A Reddit Post, An AI Hallucination, And Two Lawyers Who Never Checked Citations Walk Into A Dog Custody Case We’ve been [covering][1] the growing parade of lawyers submitting AI-hallucinated case citations to courts for a while now. It [keeps happening][2], and courts keep having to deal with it. But the pattern is usually the same: a careless attorney uses ChatGPT to draft a brief, the fake citations get spotted by the opposing side or the judge, and sanctions follow. Embarrassing, but contained. What happened in a California state appellate case decided this month is something far more insane ([found via Bluesky][3]). A hallucinated citation traveled through an entire legal proceeding — from a Reddit blog post to a client’s declaration to an attorney’s letter to the opposing attorney’s draft of the court order to the judge’s signature to *appellate filings* — and at no point along the way did *anyone* bother to check whether the case actually existed. Oh, and the whole thing was about custody of a dog named Kyra. The [published opinion from California’s Fourth Appellate District][4] lays out the chain of absurd failures. The court published the opinion specifically, it says, to emphasize a point that really shouldn’t need emphasizing: > *We publish this opinion to emphasize that courts and attorneys alike have a responsibility to protect the legal system against distortion by fabricated law, particularly in this new era of hallucinated citations generated by artificial intelligence (AI) tools. In a system of precedents that is designed to achieve consistency, predictability, and adherence to the rule of law, the judiciary cannot function properly unless judges and lawyers confirm the authenticity of cited authorities and review them to evaluate their holdings and reasoning. When the participants fail to perform this basic function, it compromises these institutional values and diminishes faith in the judicial process.* Here’s how the case got there: Joan Pablo Torres Campos (Torres) and Leslie Ann Munoz dissolved their domestic partnership in 2022. Two years later, Torres wanted shared custody and visitation of Kyra (the dog). Munoz, represented pro bono by her cousin — attorney Roxanne Chung Bonar — opposed. In her opposition, Bonar cited two cases: *Marriage of Twigg* and *Marriage of Teegarden*. Neither case exists. Or rather, the actual citations Bonar gave correspond to completely unrelated cases — one is a criminal case, and the other is a spousal support case from a different year with a different citation. But as cited by Bonar, with the holdings she described, these cases were pure fiction. And where did the fake citations come from? Apparently a Reddit blog post. By someone named… Sassafras Patterdale. I am not joking: > *Bonar did not submit any declaration of her own, but she submitted one from her client Munoz. Munoz explained that the Twigg case was discussed in a Reddit article a paralegal friend had sent her, and Munoz did not realize the case was fictitious. The Reddit article was attached as an exhibit to Munoz’s declaration. It was authored by “Sassafras Patterdale,” who was identified as “a blogger, podcaster, and animal rescuer, who writes about divorce, custody, and the messy, beautiful lives we weave.” The article was about pet custody battles. It cited “Marriage of Twigg (1984) 34 Cal.3d 926” as a “watershed” California Supreme Court case holding “that custody determinations must consider the emotional well, being [sic] and stability of the parties.”* > > *The Reddit article did not include the parallel reporter citations and date of decision for Twigg that were included in Bonar’s opposition to the second motion to reinstate the appeal. Neither Bonar’s response to our order nor Munoz’s declaration explained where this additional fictitious information came from.* And then Torres’s own lawyer — a reminder: he’s the one who filed the lawsuit to get visitation with the dog — drafted the proposed court order and *included the same fake citations* the opposing party had used, without verifying them either. And the court signed it. Because of course it did. > *Torres’s counsel submitted a proposed Findings and Order After Hearing, which the court approved as conforming to its oral ruling. The order cited the fictional Twigg and Teegarden cases as follows:* > > > *“The Court notes the follow[ing] cases: Marriage of Twigg (1984) 34 Cal.3d 926 and Marriage of Teegarden (1995) 33 *[*Cal.App*][5]*.4th 1572 [(Teegarden)], in which the Court has to take the well-being and stability of the parties involved when deciding pet visitation and custody….”* So to recap: the fake citation originated on Reddit, traveled into the defendant client’s declaration, was used by the defendant client’s attorney, was then *included by the opposing attorney in the draft order*, and was signed by the judge. Nobody — not either attorney, not the judge — looked up the cases. But that’s just the warm-up. Torres appealed. His appeal was dismissed for failure to file an opening brief. He moved to reinstate it. In her opposition to that motion, Bonar — still representing Munoz — cited the fake cases *again*, this time telling the appellate court: “This isn’t new, courts decide these based on what’s best for everyone involved (Marriage of Twigg (1984) 34 Cal.3d 926; In re Marriage of Teegarden (1995) 33 Cal.App.4th 1572).” Torres filed a second motion to reinstate, and this time *finally* pointed out that these were “invented case law.” Now, a reasonable response to being told your citations are fabricated might be to quietly check, discover the problem, and apologize to the court — ideally with some groveling, in hopes of limited sanctions. Bonar, however, chose a different path. She doubled down. Hard. > *Bonar filed another opposition on behalf of Munoz. The opposition stated: “Appellant’s Claim of Fabricated Case Law is Baseless.” It asserted: “This is a grave accusation, but it is entirely unfounded and **reflects Appellant’s own failure to conduct basic legal research**. Both cases are valid, published precedents, and Appellant’s inability to locate them underscores the incompetence that led to his appeal’s dismissal.”* And then she went further, providing *additional* citation details for the fake *Twigg* case — parallel reporter citations, a specific date of decision — none of which appeared in the original Reddit article and all of which were also completely fabricated: > *“Marriage of Twigg (1984) 34 Cal.3d 926: This is a legitimate California Supreme Court case, reported at 34 Cal.3d 926, 195 Cal.Rptr. 718, 670 P.2d 340, decided on July 5, 1984. The ruling addresses custody determinations in dissolution proceedings, emphasizing the importance of the emotional well-being and stability of the parties involved.”* None of those parallel citations correspond to a *Twigg* case. No California case by that name was decided on July 5, 1984. The additional details were just as fake as the original citation — almost certainly generated by an AI tool when Bonar went looking for backup. During oral arguments (i.e., well after the judge had already issued an order to show cause about the fictional citations) she finally admitted maybe she had used AI: > *At oral argument, Bonar claimed she could not remember where this additional fictitious citation information came from. She acknowledged she did not have a paid subscription to a legal research service at the time, and she was using other online resources including AI for this purpose. She also conceded she may have obtained fictitious information about Twigg and Teegarden using AI tools.* But the cherry on top — the part where you have to put the ruling down and go for a walk just to remind yourself that some other part of the world is good — is that in this same filing where she doubled down on fabricated case law with additional fabricated details, Bonar *accused opposing counsel* of being the incompetent one and mocks them for being unable to search and find the non-existent cases. > *Appellant’s assertion that no such case or parties exist is incorrect; a simple search for ‘Teegarden marriage California’ reveals the 1986 decision involving Anne and Byron Teegarden. This misrepresentation not only fails to prove misconduct but exposes Appellant’s counsel’s deficient preparation, which mirrors the neglect that caused the default.* Again: she called the lawyer who (eventually) *correctly identified her fake citations* incompetent for failing to find cases that don’t exist. The court was not amused. It hit Bonar with $5,000 in sanctions — significantly more than the $1,500 that the same court imposed in a recent similar case — specifically because she “persisted in and aggravated the misconduct by providing additional fictitious citation information” and “still has not been completely forthcoming with this court.” The opinion is also being forwarded to the State Bar of California. As for Torres, the appellant who did finally correctly identify the fake citations? He lost anyway. The court found that because his own lawyer drafted and submitted the order containing the fake citations without objecting or verifying them, he forfeited his right to challenge those citations on appeal. In other words: his lawyer helped propagate the hallucinated citations by including them in the draft order, and he can’t now complain about the very thing his lawyer failed to catch. > *Torres forfeited his claim of error both by his affirmative conduct and his inaction. Although Munoz and Bonar were responsible for improperly citing these fictitious authorities in the first place, Torres’s own counsel affirmatively drafted and submitted the proposed order with these citations that was ultimately signed by the family court. And even though his own counsel drafted the order, Torres failed to object to the court’s reliance on these citations or call the court’s attention to the issue.* There’s a lesson here that goes well beyond “lawyers should verify their citations” — though they really, desperately should. This case shows how hallucinated AI output achieves a kind of credibility laundering as it passes through the system. The fake citation looked more legitimate in the client’s declaration because it had been in a blog post. More legitimate in the court order because it had been in the declaration. More legitimate in the appellate filing because it had been in the court order. At each step, someone assumed that someone earlier in the chain had already done the checking. Nobody had. In a legal system built entirely on the idea that citations to precedent mean something — that every case cited in an order actually happened and actually stands for the proposition claimed — this kind of cascading failure is really, really bad. And as AI tools get better at generating plausible-sounding legal citations — complete with reporter volumes, page numbers, and dates — the obligation on every participant in the system to actually verify what they’re citing becomes that much more important. The court itself apparently recognized that its “please just check your citations” message might need some institutional reinforcement. Its footnote at the end of the sanctions section quietly recommends that the Judicial Council consider adopting formal guidelines or rules requiring verification of citations — particularly in party-drafted orders submitted for a judge’s signature. Which is, in hindsight, an obvious hole in the system. But it took Sassafras Patterdale, a Reddit post, and a dog named Kyra to expose it. [1]: https://www.techdirt.com/2023/06/23/lawyers-who-used-chat… [2]: https://www.techdirt.com/2024/12/02/professor-apologizes-… [3]: https://bsky.app/profile/clapifyoulikeme.favrd.social/pos… [4]: https://www.courts.ca.gov/opinions/documents/D085584.PDF [5]: http://Cal.App https://www.techdirt.com/2026/03/16/a-reddit-post-an-ai-h…

Trump Gets $10 Billion Kickback To The Treasury For Offloading TikTok To His Billionaire Buddies We’ve discussed at length how Trump’s “fix” for TikTok’s problems basically involved [forcing the sale of the platform to his greedy billionaire buddies][1] (with the help of [pathetic Democrats][2]). The deal fixed none of the real issues Trumpland pretended to be concerned about (national security, privacy, propaganda), and China **still** maintains a significant ownership stake. It was one of the more [embarrassing examples of U.S. cronyism and corruption in recent memory][3]. But wait, as they say, **there’s more**! As the [Wall Street Journal][4] notes (paywalled), the “Trump administration” is set to receive a $10 billion fee from investors for facilitating the deal. The new owners, which include Trump’s friend Larry Ellison, private equity giant Silver Lake, and MGX (controlled by the UAE) are funneling the payments, which will total $10 billion, to the “Treasury Department”: > *“They and other backers paid the Treasury Department about $2.5 billion when the deal closed in January and are set to make several additional payments until hitting the $10 billion total, the people said.”* We, of course, don’t **actually know** where that money is going and will actually be used for. You can confidently assume it will somehow eventually wind its way into Trump’s pocket somehow, since the entirety of U.S. democratic oversight has been wholly corrupted by these whiny zealots, who are busy stripping the country for parts and selling it for scrap off the back loading dock. Rupert Murdoch’s Wall Street Journal goes to comical lengths to normalize this bribe, though they do at least try to express how “unprecedented” this sort of thing is by citing an unnamed, ambiguous historian: > *“The $10 billion payment would be nearly unprecedented for a government helping arrange a transaction, historians have said. Vice President JD Vance previously said the new TikTok entity running the U.S. operations is valued at about $14 billion in the deal, which some tech analysts have said dramatically undervalues the company.”* The outlet goes on to note that the $10 billion fee absolutely towers over any remotely comparable historical precedent: > *“Investment bankers advising on a typical deal receive fees of less than 1% of the transaction value, and the percentage generally gets smaller as the deal size increases. [Bank of America][5] is in line to make some **$130 million** for advising railroad operator [Norfolk Southern][6] on its $71.5 billion sale to [Union Pacific][7], **[one of the largest fees on record][8] for a single bank on a deal**. * > > *Administration officials have said the fee is justified given Trump’s role in saving TikTok in the U.S. and navigating negotiations with China to get the deal done while addressing the security concerns of lawmakers. “* The Wall Street Journal can’t be bothered to note that the deal fixed **absolutely none** of the purported concerns raised about TikTok. China still has a major ownership stake, and the new owners seem every bit as hostile to democracy and free expression as the worst Chinese autocrat (they’re just not honest enough with themselves or you to admit it yet). All of these owners are equally just as likely to engage in privacy and surveillance violations as the Chinese (which again, despite a lot of pretense, did **not** have full direct control over the app). In fact, you could even argue that the previous TikTok was likely to be better on all of these subjects because they were at least **trying to adhere to ethical standards to remain operating in the country**. TikTok’s new American owners are very up front about their plans to [demolish the entirety of regulatory autonomy, corporate oversight, and consumer protection][9], leaving them with absolute freedom to pursue whatever unethical bullshit they can dream up. I suspect they’ll try to leave things alone for a year (to avoid a mass exodus of young people) before their goals become… unsubtle. Again, Trump, [with Democratic help][10], managed to steal the world’s most popular short form video app and offload it to his radical billionaire friends under the pretense he was protecting national security and U.S. consumer privacy. Even before you get to this $10 billion bribe, it’s easily one of the ugliest examples of corruption and U.S. tech policy dysfunction we’ve ever seen. I like to convince myself history will not be kind. [1]: https://www.techdirt.com/2025/12/19/tiktok-deal-done-and-… [2]: https://www.techdirt.com/2024/03/15/a-tiktok-ban-is-a-poi… [3]: https://www.techdirt.com/2025/12/19/tiktok-deal-done-and-… [4]: https://www.wsj.com/tech/tiktok-deal-fee-trump-administra… [5]: https://www.wsj.com/market-data/quotes/BAC [6]: https://www.wsj.com/market-data/quotes/NSC [7]: https://www.wsj.com/market-data/quotes/UNP [8]: https://www.wsj.com/finance/banking/the-years-biggest-dea… [9]: https://www.techdirt.com/2025/04/07/federal-consumer-prot… [10]: https://www.techdirt.com/2024/03/15/a-tiktok-ban-is-a-poi… https://www.techdirt.com/2026/03/16/trump-gets-10-billion…

ICE Officers Admit To Arrest Quotas During Court Testimony It’s not that arrest and ticket quotas don’t *exist*. [They do][1]. They always *have*. They always *will*. It’s that they’re illegal. Courts have repeatedly criticized quotas because they create incentives [so perverse][2] they’d make [/b/ board][3] denizens uncomfortable. Since they’re [presumptively illegal][4], most law enforcement agencies will use any word but “quota” to describe these. They’ll toss around words like “performance goals” or “metrics” or just simply refuse to discuss them at all until they’re forced to. The Trump administration — in this case personified by advisor Stephen Miller — [also doesn’t use the word “quota.”][5] Miller has stated he wants to see 3,000 migrant arrests *daily.* He’s also made it clear that this is the *minimum* expected of the government’s anti-migrant storm troopers. Trump expects the same thing. “Surges” exclusively targeting cities and states Trump lost in the last two elections have generated enough backlash that Trump has had second thoughts about leaning heavily on the first word in the phrase “brutal efficiency.” Those were swiftly replaced by Trump’s third thoughts because that’s just how his goldfish brain operates. A few sidelinings aside, it’s business as usual in the Trump administration’s war on non-white people. Litigation was always the inevitable outcome of programs that relied on routine rights violations to accomplish the lofty goals set by Stephen Miller. In Oregon, plenty of federal occupation activity has already occurred. Portland’s residents appear to have won, but there’s still the matter of ongoing lawsuits seeking compensation for violated rights and/or seeking injunctions forbidding any future rights violations. While it’s true that federal officers like to lie about stuff they’ve done or will do, these lies are almost always exposed once they submit evidence or testify under oath. In an ongoing class action lawsuit being spearheaded by [Innovation Law Lab][6], ICE officers are delivering testimony that not only exposes some aspects of its always-on surveillance efforts, but [the lies told by the DHS about the supposed nonexistence of arrest quotas][7]. > *Details about [Immigration and Customs Enforcement][8] (ICE) officers’ surveillance tools and arrest goals in the state have come to light in a federal lawsuit that compelled officers to answer questions under oath, offering a rare window into opaque, internal strategies that are generally kept secret and have been driving [mass detentions][9] and [chaotic raids][10].* > > *[…]* > > *Testimony in a December hearing in the case provided a remarkable acknowledgment by an ICE officer of how daily target arrest numbers played out at the local level, and appeared to contradict the Department of Homeland Security (DHS) officials’ repeated [claims][11] that [officers didn’t have quotas][12]. Trump adviser Stephen Miller has publicly [said][13] the administration’s target was 3,000 daily arrests. The hearing also appeared to be the first time that ICE disclosed in court its use of an app called Elite for operations.* The testimony was delivered last year, but the [transcript][14] [PDF] was only [recently published][15] by the court. What hasn’t been revealed is the testifying officer’s name. He’s only known as “JB,” but he did say several concerning things during his testimony, including stating that his team was given a “verbal order to target eight arrests per day.” The government’s lawyer objected to the term “quota” (when it was used by the plaintiff’s lawyer), but the judge overrode the objection. In addition, JB stated that his team relied on an app called Elite to find supposed illegal immigrants. > *JB explained that Elite was a “newer app” given to ICE agents. The app, he said, is “kind of like Google Maps” and shows how many individuals with an “immigration nexus” are believed to be in a certain area. Another officer testified that a “nexus” could mean any history of contact with immigration officials, which could include a naturalized US citizen.* > > *[…]* > > *JB acknowledged information generated by Elite could be inaccurate: “The app could say 100%, and it’s wrong. The person doesn’t live there. And so it’s not accurate. It’s a tool that we use that gives you probability, but there’s … no such thing as 100%.” * There’s a lot that’s unknown about this app. Even those relying on it don’t even know what sources it uses to make these determinations, although officers appear to realize it’s far from perfect. Not that it stops them from using it as an excuse to raid neighborhoods or engage in unlawful stops. This case centers around an unlawful stop and detention, one aided and abetted not by fallible tech, but by the officers shrugging off indeterminate search results and lying about what happened in the arrest paperwork. > *The agent ran MJMA’s face through [Mobile Fortify, DHS’s facial recognition app][16]. The app showed a match, but the officer testified: “I wasn’t sure if it was her or not.”* > > *MJMA had entered the US with a valid temporary visa last year. Still, JB’s team wrote in their arrest records – inaccurately – that the farm worker entered the US unlawfully. The report also inaccurately described the stop of the van as “consensual”, the judge noted.* All of this has led to an injunction against federal immigration agencies, with the court saying this in the [order][17] [PDF] it [handed down two weeks ago][18]: > *There is no telling how many people would have sought counsel, or would have benefited from it. It is clear that there are countless more people who have been rounded up, and who either remain in detention or have “voluntarily” deported than those, like M-J-M-A-, who were fortunate enough to find counsel at the eleventh hour. **Defendants benefit from this blitz approach to immigration enforcement that takes advantage of navigating outside of the boundaries of conducting lawful arrests. **For the one detainee who has the audacity to challenge the legality of her detention and gains release, several more remain detained or succumb to the threat of lengthy detention, and then instead “voluntarily” deport.** Defendants win the numbers game at the cost of debasing the rule of law.*** All of that adds up, now that we can read the transcript. “Debasing the law?” It’s all there, from the quotas to reliance on sketchy mass surveillance apps to the falsification of the narrative by officers hoping to lie their way into constitutionality. This is the administration, personified by a pseudonymous federal agents who are expected to make Trump’s warped dreams a reality. In the middle of all of this are thousands of people and a half-dozen civil liberties, all of which can only hope to survive the next couple of years. [1]: https://www.techdirt.com/2018/01/05/cops-handing-out-bogu… [2]: https://www.techdirt.com/2014/02/04/law-enforcement-is-no… [3]: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki//b/ [4]: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ticket_quota [5]: https://www.techdirt.com/2025/08/08/courts-start-asking-a… [6]: https://innovationlawlab.org/ [7]: https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026/mar/13/ice-agent… [8]: https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/ice-us-immigration-an… [9]: https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/ng-interactive/2025/a… [10]: https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026/feb/02/portland-… [11]: https://www.politico.com/news/2025/08/03/white-house-doj-… [12]: https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026/mar/03/kristi-no… [13]: https://www.foxnews.com/politics/trump-administration-aim… [14]: https://www.documentcloud.org/documents/27880067-ice-test… [15]: https://www.courtlistener.com/docket/71825046/m-j-m-a-v-w… [16]: https://www.theguardian.com/technology/2026/jan/27/ice-fa… [17]: https://storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.uscourts.ord.… [18]: https://www.techdirt.com/2026/03/06/oregon-federal-judge-… https://www.techdirt.com/2026/03/16/ice-officers-admit-to…

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Turns Out The DOGE Bros Who Killed Humanities Grants Are Kinda Sensitive About It Much of last week I had been working on a different article than the one this became. The American Historical Association, the Modern Language Association, and the American Council of Learned Societies — all plaintiffs in a lawsuit against the National Endowment for the Humanities over DOGE’s mass grant cancellations — had uploaded the full video depositions of four government witnesses to YouTube. I had been watching through the many hours of those videos, planning to write specifically about what former DOGE operatives Justin Fox and Nate Cavanaugh actually said under oath about how they decided which grants to kill. I had already [written about what the legal filings revealed][1] back in February, well before the NY Times published [its own deep dive][2] into the depositions last week. But the videos added something the transcripts couldn’t fully capture: the demeanor of two young guys with zero government experience who were handed the power to destroy hundreds of millions of dollars in already-approved humanities grants, and who were now forced to sit there, on camera, and attempt (weakly) to explain themselves. Before I could publish my piece, 404 Media’s Joseph Cox [covered some of what was found in the depositions][3] and illustrated it with these thumbnails of Fox straight from YouTube that certainly… tell a story. And then, of course, [the government got the videos taken down][4]. Because these alpha disruptors who thought they were saving America by nuking grants for Holocaust documentaries and Black civil rights research turned out to be too fragile to withstand a little internet mockery for their dipshittery. We’ll get to that part. But first, let’s talk about what made the depositions so devastating, and why the government was so desperate to hide them. As we covered in February, the actual “process” by which Fox and Cavanaugh decided to terminate nearly every active NEH grant from the Biden administration was, to put it charitably, not a process at all. Fox fed short grant descriptions into ChatGPT with a prompt that read: > *“Does the following relate at all to DEI? Respond factually in less than 120 characters. Begin with ‘Yes’ or ‘No’ followed by a brief explanation. Do not use ‘this initiative’ or ‘this description’ in your response.”* That was it. A chatbot verdict in fewer characters than a tweet. As Cox reported after watching all six-plus hours of Fox’s deposition, nobody told Fox to use an LLM for this. He did it on his own. He called it an “intermediary step” — a fancy way of saying he asked the magic answer box to justify what he’d already decided to do. The depositions revealed the ChatGPT prompt raising flags that would be comedic if the grants hadn’t actually been terminated. As the NY Times reported: > *Building improvements at an Indigenous languages archive in Alaska risked “promoting inclusion and diverse perspectives.” Renewal of a longstanding grant to* [*digitize Black newspapers*][5] *and add them to a historical database was “D.E.I.” So was work on a* [*40-volume scholarly series on the history of American music*][6]*.* > > *A documentary about Jewish women’s slave labor during the Holocaust? The focus on gender risked “contributing to D.E.I. by amplifying marginalized voices.”* > > *Even an effort to catalog and digitize the papers of Thomas Gage, a British general in the American Revolution, was guilty of “promoting inclusivity and diversity in historical research.”* The Thomas Gage one is really something. The British general who oversaw the colonial crackdown that helped trigger the American Revolution is apparently too “diverse” for Trump’s “America First” humanities agenda. George Washington’s papers got spared, but the papers of the guy Washington fought against? DEI. A sizable portion of the deposition was spent trying to get Fox to define DEI. He couldn’t. Or wouldn’t. He repeatedly deferred to the text of Trump’s executive order on DEI, while also admitting he couldn’t recall what it actually said. > ***How do you interpret DEI?*** > > *Fox: [sighs and then a very long pause] There was the EO explicitly laid out the details. I don’t remember it off the top of my head.* > > ***It’s okay. I’m asking for your understanding of it.*** > > *Fox: Yeah, my understanding was exactly what was written in the EO.* > > ***Okay, so can you…*** > > *Fox: I don’t remember what was in the EO.* > > ***So right now do you have an understanding of what DEI is?*** > > *Fox: Yeah.* > > ***Okay, so what’s your understanding as you sit here today in this deposition?*** > > *Fox: Um, well, it it was exactly what was written in the EO. And so anytime that we would look at a grant through the lens of complying with an executive order, we would just refer back to the EO and assess if this grant had relation to it.* > > ***Okay. But I guess I’m stepping back from your uh methodology strictly in terminating the grants. Do you have an understanding as you sit here today of what DEI means?*** > > *Fox: Yeah.* > > ***Okay. So what’s your understanding of what it means?*** > > *Fox: Well, I [scoffs] it is it is is exactly what was written in the EO. And I don’t have the EO in front of me, but that was we would always reference back to the EO and make sure that this grant was in compliance with the EO.* > > ***I understand that. Okay, but I’m not asking necessarily about what was in the EO. I’m asking very specifically about your present understanding of what… of DEI? Do you have a present understanding of DEI?*** > > *Fox: Yeah!* > > ***Okay. Can you explain what that present understanding is?*** > > *Fox: Um well, it It’s just easier for me to be referencing back to the EO.* > > ***Are you refusing to answer the question?*** > > *Fox: I’m not refusing to answer the question. I just feel that referencing back to the verbatim executive order was the best way for us to capture all of the DEI language. And so, I think giving a a high-level overview of what I could relay as DEI is not going to do justice what was written in the EO.* > > ***And that’s okay. We can look at the EO as well.*** > > *Fox: Great.* > > ***I’m asking you for I mean this is a deposition. I’m asking you questions. You’re under oath to answer them. So what what is your understanding of what DEI means?*** > > *Fox: Well, I I think I would say again that I I would go back to the EO to make sure I’m capturing enough. I don’t I don’t feel comfortable saying a high level overview because it is such a big bucket and there’s just a lot of pieces of the puzzle.* > > ***What’s a part of the bucket?*** > > *Fox: Um gender fluidity um sort of promoting um like promoting subsets of LGBTQ+ that um might um alienate another part of the community. Um. Again, it was just easier for us to reference back into the EO.* > > ***Okay, so …*** > > *Fox: And I don’t want to give you a broad overview because it’s at the end of the day it it is capturing… it is all encompassing in the EO. It’s how we it’s how we did our methodology.* > > ***Right. Do you always refer to EOs to gain an understanding of words used in your typical daily vernacular?*** > > *Fox: What do you mean?* > > ***You you say that you have an understanding what DEI means and when I ask you you say you need to reference the EO. Do you need to reference EOs to define every word you use in your everyday life?*** > > *Fox: No.* > > ***Okay. So, what’s stopping you from defining DEI to your understanding as you sit here today? On January 28th, 2026.*** > > *Fox: It wouldn’t be capturing enough of how big the topic is. DEI is a very broad structure. I’m giving giving my limited recall of what’s included is just not…* But his understanding leaked through anyway when specific grants came up. Take the grant for a documentary about the 1873 Colfax massacre, where dozens of Black men were murdered by former Confederates and Klan members. ChatGPT flagged it as DEI. Fox agreed. Here’s how he explained it during the deposition. The lawyer reads aloud ChatGPT’s output and questions Fox about it: > ***“The documentary tells the story of the Colfax Massacre, the single greatest incident of anti-black violence during Reconstruction. And it’s historical and leg NAACP for black civil rights, Louisiana, the South, and in the nation as a whole.” Did I read that correctly?*** > > *Fox: Yes. Okay.* > > ***And then in column B right next to that, it says, “Yes, the documentary explores a historical event that significantly impacted black civil rights, making it relevant to the topic of DEI.” Did I read that correctly?*** > > *Fox: Yes.* > > ***Is it fair to say that what I just read is the ChatGPT output of the prompts in the first column?*** > > *Fox: Yes.* > > ***Okay. Do you agree with ChatGPT’s assessment here that a documentary is DEI if it explores historical events that significantly impacted black civil rights?*** > > *Fox:Yes.* > > ***Okay. Why would that be DEI?*** > > *Fox: It’s focused on a singular race. It is not for the benefit… It is not for the benefit of humankind. It is focused on a specific group of or a specific race here being black.* > > ***Why would learning about anti-black violence not be to the benefit of humankind.*** > > *Fox: That’s not what I’m saying.* > > ***Okay, then what are you saying?*** > > *Fox: I’m saying it relates to diversity, equity, and inclusion.* > > ***You said it’s not to the benefit of humankind. Right?*** > > *Fox: Is that what I said?* > > ***[Laughs] Yeah.*** Then there was the documentary about Jewish women’s slave labor during the Holocaust: > ***The grant description of column row 252 says, “Production of My Underground Mother, a feature-length documentary that explores the untold story of Jewish women’s slave labor during the Holocaust through a daughter’s search for her late mother’s past, a collective camp diary in which she wrote and interviews with dozens of women survivors who reveal the gender-based violence they suffered and hit from their own families.” Did I read that correctly?*** > > *Fox: Yes.* > > ***Okay. And then in that row or column, you say “Yes DEI.” Did you write the rationale in that column?*** > > *Fox: Could you scroll over, Jacob?* > > ***Again, the rationale says, “The documentary addresses gender-based violence and overlooked histories contributing to DEI by amplifying marginalized voices.”*** > > *Fox: Yes.* > > ***Why is a documentary about Holocaust survivors DEI?*** > > *Fox: It’s the… gender-based… story… that’s inherently discriminatory to focus on this specific group.* > > ***It’s inherently discriminatory to focus on what specific group?*** > > *Fox: The gender-based so females… during the Holocaust.* > > ***And you believe that that’s inherently discriminatory?*** > > *Fox: I’m just saying that’s what it’s focused on.* > > ***Sure.*** > > *Fox: And this is related to the DEI.* > > ***Right. But you just use the term inherently discriminatory. What did you mean by that?*** > > *Fox: It’s focusing on DEI principles, gender being one of them.* > > ***So a documentary that’s about women would be DEI. Is that fair to say?*** > > *Fox: No.* > > ***Okay. So, tell me why what I just said isn’t DEI, but what you just said is DEI.*** > > *Fox: It’s a Jewish specifically focused on Jewish cultures and amplifying the marginalized voices of the females in that culture. It’s inherently related to DEI for those reasons.* > > ***Because it’s about Jewish culture?*** > > *Fox: Plus marginalized female voices during the Holocaust gender-based violence.* > > ***Okay. Is this… when we focus on a minority, is that your understanding that, you know, the Jewish people fall into the category of a minority?*** > > *Fox: Certainly a culture that could be described as minorities.* > > ***Okay. So, how did you go about determining what was a minority and what wasn’t a minority for the for the purpose of identifying DEI in grants?*** > > *Fox: Inherently focused on any ethnicity, culture, gender, no matter the sort of race or gender or or religion or… yeah.* So a documentary about anti-Black violence during Reconstruction is “not for the benefit of humankind.” A documentary about Jewish women’s slave labor during the Holocaust is “inherently DEI” because it’s focused on “gender” or “religion.” But remember, the keyword list Fox built to scan grants included terms like “LGBTQ,” “homosexual,” “tribal,” “BIPOC,” “native,” and “immigrants.” Notably absent: “white,” “Caucasian,” or “heterosexual.” When pressed on this, Fox offered the defense that he “very well could have” included those terms but just… didn’t. Now, about Nate Cavanaugh. If you haven’t heard of Cavanaugh, he’s the college dropout who co-founded an IP licensing startup, partnered with Fox on the DOGE work at NEH, and was subsequently appointed — I am not making this up — president of the U.S. Institute of Peace and acting director of the Interagency Council on Homelessness, among other roles. When asked about DEI in his own deposition, Cavanaugh provided what might be the most inadvertently self-aware definition imaginable. While obnoxiously chewing gum during the deposition, the following exchange took place: > ***What is DEI referring to here?*** > > *Cavanaugh: It stands for diversity, equity and inclusion.* > > ***And what is your opinion of diversity, equity, inclusion.*** > > *Cavanaugh: My personal opinion?* > > ***Well, let’s start with what does it mean to you?*** > > *Cavanaugh: It means diversity, equity, inclusion.* > > ***Well, that’s the label, but what does what do those words mean?*** > > *Cavanaugh: It means uh it means making decisions on a basis of something other than merit.* Irony alert: Nate Cavanaugh — a college dropout with no government experience, no background in the humanities, and no apparent understanding of the grants he was terminating — defined DEI as “decisions on the basis of something other than merit.” He said this while sitting in a deposition about his time holding multiple senior government positions for which he had no qualifications whatsoever. The lack of self-awareness is genuinely staggering. And what did all of this actually accomplish? By Cavanaugh’s own admission, the deficit didn’t go down. Fox was asked about this too. From 404 Media: > *When the attorney then asks if Fox would be surprised to hear if the overall deficit did not go down after DOGE’s actions, Fox says no. In his own deposition, Cavanaugh acknowledged the deficit did not go down.* > > *“I have to believe that the dollars that were saved went to mission critical, non-wasteful spending, and so, again, in the broad macro: an unfortunate circumstance for an individual, but this is an effort for the administration,” Fox says. “In my opinion, what is certainly not wasteful is food stamps, healthcare, Medicare, Medicaid funding,” Fox says. Later he adds when discussing a specific cut grant: “those dollars could be getting put to something like food stamps or Medicaid for grandma in a rural county.”* > > *There is no evidence these funds were directed in that way. The Trump administration has kicked millions of people off of food stamps. It has, just as an example, given ICE tens of billions of more dollars, though.* Sure, kiddo. It was all for grandma’s food stamps. (Though given Fox’s ideological priors, one suspects that food stamps themselves would end up on the ‘wasteful spending’ list soon enough.) The NY Times piece also revealed some remarkable details about how the process played out internally. Acting NEH Chairman Michael McDonald, who had been at the agency for over two decades and could recall fewer than a half-dozen grant revocations in that entire time — all for failure to complete promised work — went along with the mass cancellation of nearly every active Biden-era grant. When DOGE’s process wasn’t moving fast enough, Fox emailed McDonald: > *We’re getting pressure from the top on this and we’d prefer that you remain on our side but let us know if you’re no longer interested.* McDonald expressed some reservations, calling many of the grants slated for termination “harmless when it comes to promoting DEI.” But he rolled over: > *“But you have also told us that in addition to canceling projects because they may promote DEI ideology, the DOGE Team also wishes to cancel funding to assist deficit reduction. Either way, as you’ve made clear, it’s your decision on whether to discontinue funding any of the projects on this list.”* Out of all grants approved during the Biden administration, only 42 were kept. The rest — 1,477 grants — were terminated. No appeals were allowed. Termination letters bore McDonald’s signature but were sent from an unofficial email address the DOGE employees created. McDonald himself admitted he didn’t draft the letters and couldn’t tell you how many grants were cut. And when pressed on whether the grants concerning the Colfax Massacre and the Holocaust were actually DEI, McDonald — who, unlike Fox and Cavanaugh, actually has a doctorate in literature — said he didn’t agree they were. But he signed off on their termination anyway. Oh, and McDonald apparently didn’t even know Fox and Cavanaugh had used ChatGPT to make the determinations. So that’s the substance. Two unqualified guys, a chatbot, a keyword list built on culture war grievances, and the destruction of a century-old institution’s grant portfolio in about two weeks. We covered the mechanics in February. The depositions just put it all on video, in their own words, in all its arrogant, ignorant glory. And then the government decided it couldn’t handle the public seeing it. After the plaintiff organizations uploaded the deposition videos to YouTube and shared materials with the press, [the government filed an urgent letter][7] asking the court to order the videos removed “from the internet” — yes, they actually used that phrasing — and to restrict the plaintiffs from further publicizing discovery materials. Their argument was that the videos “could subject the witnesses and their family members to undue harassment and reputational harm.” A few days later, [the government came back even more agitated][8], reporting that Fox had received death threats and that the videos had circulated widely, with “well over 100,000 X posts circulating and/or discussing video clips” of the depositions. The filing cited media coverage from People, HuffPost, 404 Media, and The Advocate. > *“Unfortunately, that risk has now materialized—at least one witness has been subjected to significant harassment, including death threats. Accordingly, we respectfully request that the Court enter the requested order as soon as possible to minimize the risk of additional harm to the witnesses and their families.”* Death threats are genuinely bad and nobody should send them. Full stop. That said, let’s explore the breathtaking asymmetry for a moment. Fox and Cavanaugh subjected more than 1,400 grant recipients to termination with no warning, no due process, no appeal, and effectively forged the director’s signature on the letters. They didn’t give an ounce of thought to the livelihoods they were destroying — the researchers mid-project, the documentary filmmakers, the archivists, the teachers, the organizations that had planned years of work around these grants. When asked if he felt any remorse, Fox said: > *Sorry for those impacted, but there is a bigger problem, and that’s ultimately—the more important piece is reducing the government spend.* But now that people are being *mean* to *them* on the internet? Now, suddenly, the government needs an emergency protective order and the videos must be scrubbed from existence. Judge Colleen McMahon did initially [order the plaintiffs][9] to “immediately take any and all possible steps to claw back the videos,” pending further briefing. The plaintiffs responded with [an emergency motion][10] pointing out a fairly important detail: the government never designated the deposition videos as confidential under the existing protective order. They had the opportunity to do so and didn’t. From the plaintiffs’ filing: > *Defendants never designated the video depositions in question as Confidential under the Protective Order, and Defendants have never alleged in their correspondence with ACLS Plaintiffs that ACLS Plaintiffs violated the protective order presently in place.* In other words, the government had a mechanism to keep the videos under wraps. They chose not to use it. And now they want the court to do retroactively what they failed to do at the time. The judge’s response to the emergency motion was delightfully terse: > *DENIED.* > > *See you Tuesday.* And then there’s the part where the government’s own filing accidentally makes the case for why these videos are important. In arguing that the plaintiffs were acting improperly, the government noted that the MLA’s website had links to the deposition videos alongside a link soliciting donations to its advocacy initiative: > *Directly below these materials is a link soliciting monetary donations to the MLA’s advocacy initiative “Paving the Way.” To the extent the MLA or other ACLS Plaintiffs are publicizing these documents as part of their fundraising efforts, that is improper.* Which is an interesting argument to make when the entire lawsuit exists because DOGE used ChatGPT to destroy a hundred million dollars in humanities funding. Now, finally, about those videos the government wanted removed “from the internet.” As anyone who has spent more than fifteen minutes studying the history of online content suppression could have predicted, the attempt to get the videos taken down had precisely the opposite of its intended effect. [The videos were backed up almost immediately][11] to [the Internet Archive][12], distributed as a torrent, and spread across social media. As 404 Media reported: > *The news shows the difficulty in trying to remove material from the internet, especially that which has a high public interest and has already been viewed likely millions of times. It’s also an example of the “Streisand Effect,” a phenomenon where trying to suppress information often results in the information spreading further.* We’ve written about the Streisand Effect [many, many times][13] over the years here at Techdirt, and the pattern is always the same: someone sees something embarrassing about themselves online, panics, tries to make it go away, and in doing so ensures that orders of magnitude more people see it than ever would have otherwise. The government’s frantic filings, complete with citations to specific media articles and X post counts, served as a helpful reading list for anyone who hadn’t yet seen the videos. The judge’s order, notably, only directed the *plaintiffs* to take down the videos. It said nothing about [the Internet Archive][14], the torrent, the clips on X, the embeds in news articles, or the countless other copies that had already proliferated. And, really, given that none of the other sources are parties to the case, and the associated First Amendment concerns, it’s difficult to see those videos going away any time soon. The government wanted the videos removed “from the internet.” They have now been seeded to the internet in a format specifically designed to be impossible to remove. This is what happens when you try to suppress something the public has already decided it wants to see. And that gets to the broader absurdity here. Fox and Cavanaugh walked into a federal agency they knew nothing about, used a chatbot to condemn more than a thousand grants they never read, created spreadsheets labeled “Craziest Grants” and “Other Bad Grants,” planned to highlight them on DOGE’s X account for culture war clout, sent termination letters with someone else’s signature from a private email server, and explicitly told the agency head that no appeals would be allowed. When asked under oath to justify what they did, Fox couldn’t define DEI, couldn’t explain why documenting anti-Black violence isn’t “for the benefit of humankind,” and could only offer that the money they saved was probably going to food stamps for grandma — which it very much was not. Cavanaugh couldn’t define DEI either, acknowledged the deficit didn’t go down, and gave a definition of DEI that perfectly described *his own role* in the federal government. These are the people who DOGE sent to reshape the government. And now that government is asking a federal judge for an emergency protective order because the internet is being kinda mean about it. Poor poor snowflake DOGE boys. As the ACLS president put it, “DOGE employees’ use of ChatGPT to identify ‘wasteful’ grants is perhaps the biggest advertisement for the need for humanities education, which builds skills in critical thinking.” She’s right. Though I’d argue watching these depositions is — unlike Fox’s ridiculously bigoted definition of Black history — very much for the benefit of humankind. 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Microsoft Locks Down Discord Server After People Wouldn’t Stop Making Fun Of AI ‘Microslop’ We’ve noted how Microsoft is a little sensitive about AI slop at the moment. Back in January, CEO Satya Nadella [wrote a well-circulated blog post][1] lamenting critics of “AI slop” and demanding the public simply *move past* such conversations. It was relatively innocuous, but wasn’t received well for some valid reasons. One problem is that Nadella put the onus on the consumer for ignoring a lot of Microsoft’s terrible choices as it relates to AI, whether it’s the [ample lazy AI slop that fills the company’s zombified MSN portal][2], the rushed integration of AI into software in a way that poses [major new security risks][3], their [undercooked AI copyright bots][4], the company’s efforts to shovel Copilot down the throats of people (whether [they want it or not][5]), or some of the really [dodgy privacy practices they’ve been engaged with via Windows 11 AI “snapshot” features][6]. Last week found Microsoft under fire yet again, this time for defensively locking down a Discord server after people wouldn’t stop calling the company “Microslop.” More specifically, Microsoft [Streisanded themselves][7] after they tried to ban the term on its Copilot discord server. When people found creative ways to get around the ban, Microsoft [decided to lock down the entire server][8]. When called out for **that** by frustrated users, Microsoft tried to blame the entire incident on “spammers” who were trying to post “harmful content”: > *“The Copilot Discord channel has recently been targeted by spammers attempting to disrupt and overwhelm the space with harmful content not related to Copilot,” a Microsoft spokesperson told us, adding that the “blocking of terms like ‘Microslop’ and some others associated with this spam campaign were temporary while the company worked to implement better safeguards.”* Microsoft executives don’t really seem to want to engage in any serious introspection into their rushed adoption of AI in ways customers don’t always appreciate. Most recently, their integration of Copilot into Notepad [opened up a major cybersecurity vulnerability][9]. This whole incident will, of course, only result in users doubling down on their criticisms: These companies have invested untold [oceans of cash][10] into a technology that may have utility for many, but hasn’t, to date, [been all that profitable][11]. Many AI companies have layered under-cooked automation on top of very broken systems (see: [health insurance][12] or [journalism][13] or [war][14]) in problematic ways, raising questions about company valuations and systemically poor judgement. All while AI’s immense energy consumption has caused companies to [disregard already tepid climate goals][15]. Instead of engaging in real conversation about these issues you tend to get a lot of generalized defensiveness (“why can’t you simply praise us for our innovation?”), all of which has been made worse by the tech sector’s [*enthusiastic* coddling][16] of authoritarianism. [1]: https://www.techdirt.com/2026/01/12/microsoft-ceo-laments… [2]: https://www.techdirt.com/2023/11/06/microsofts-use-of-ai-… [3]: https://futurism.com/artificial-intelligence/microsoft-ad… [4]: https://www.techdirt.com/2026/02/12/microsofts-ai-powered… [5]: https://www.techdirt.com/2025/12/24/lg-forces-tv-owners-t… [6]: https://www.techdirt.com/2024/06/12/microsoft-tries-to-ad… [7]: https://futurism.com/artificial-intelligence/microsoft-ba… [8]: https://futurism.com/artificial-intelligence/microsoft-ba… [9]: https://futurism.com/artificial-intelligence/microsoft-ad… [10]: https://finance.yahoo.com/news/microsoft-corporation-msft… [11]: https://www.axios.com/2025/08/21/ai-wall-street-big-tech [12]: https://arstechnica.com/health/2023/11/ai-with-90-error-r… [13]: https://www.techdirt.com/2023/07/07/ai-journalism-continu… [14]: https://www.theguardian.com/technology/2026/mar/03/openai… [15]: https://news.cornell.edu/stories/2025/11/roadmap-shows-en… [16]: https://www.pbs.org/newshour/politics/trump-will-host-top… https://www.techdirt.com/2026/03/16/microsoft-locks-down-…

Funniest/Most Insightful Comments Of The Week At Techdirt This week, our first place winner on the insightful side is [Nimrod][1] with a comment about [the lack of checks and balances for RFK Jr.][2]: > ***Observation*** > > *If a member of organized crime were to manage to get themself elected President, they would probably try to delegitimize the legal system, law enforcement and government authority in general. After enriching themself and their cronies, of course. Maybe they’d even start a war or two as a diversion. They’d also put as many “friendly” judges in place as they could, particularly in the higher courts. > It’s a good thing we’d never elect such a person. /s* In second place, it’s [MrWilson][3] with a comment about [MAHA’s call to eliminate the whole childhood vaccination schedule][4]: > *This is another instance where you’d be fine with the stupidity if it didn’t affect innocent people. Like with covid, you were fine that dumbasses got themselves infected, but it led to grandmothers and children and random people they encountered getting infected and sometimes dying, so it wasn’t okay. It was fine if some random 50 year old Trump supporter wanted to get the ivermectin shits or waste money on homeopathic “cures.”* > > *But this is expressly the same evil abuse as Christian Science and Jehovah’s Witness parents who refuse medical care for their children, preferring they die than benefit from modern science and treatments.* > > *It also undermines the entire “parents rights” narrative that conservatives like to spin whenever an issue comes up. You don’t get to kill your children just because you’re a brainwashed dumbass. Except, in America, you actually do. And that’s fucking horrible.* For editor’s choice on the insightful side, we start out with a comment from [TKnarr][5] that is similarly about [the consequences of the administration’s stupidity][6]: > *The sad thing is that you should take what Trump says seriously in the same way you should take what the Joker says seriously. Because they’re literally an insane clown with only a tenuous hold on reality, but they’re an insane clown with a tanker-truck full of SmileX who absolutely will blanket the city with it. The people who claim you shouldn’t take him seriously or literally? Are the ones who paid him to do that and are now worried someone might connect the dots that lead back to them.* > > *Unfortunately our version of Bruce Wayne really is the brainless billionaire he-bimbo Batman’s secret identity pretends to be.* Next, it’s [Epic_Null][7] with a comment about [the impact of social media on kids and teens][8]: > *We also should not forget though that we have children who are fairly restricted in where they go. A child who is not allowed to go to the park on their own is not exactly likely to turn into a teen who hangs out at the mall.* > > *If we want independent people who use third spaces… we have to make laws and culture that supports people being independent and using third spaces.* Over on the funny side, our first place winner is an anonymous comment about Stephen Thaler’s latest loss in [his quest to get copyright protection for the generations of his AI system][9]: > *Does Thaler believe he got thrown under DABUS?* In second place, it’s an anonymous reply to our guest post entitled *[Human Problems: It’s Not Always The Technology’s Fault][10]*: > *There is one golden rule – It’s always someone else’s fault, and they owe me a lot of money.* For editor’s choice on the funny side, it’s another somewhat slow week when it comes to jokes, so we’ll keep it to just one pick — another comment from [MrWilson][11], this time about [Roblox’s rollout of AI-powered real-time rephrasing of profanity in chat][12]: > *Holy forking shirtballs!* That’s all for this week, folks! [1]: https://www.techdirt.com/user/defundmusk/ [2]: https://www.techdirt.com/2026/03/10/doj-lawyer-rfk-jr-s-a… [3]: https://www.techdirt.com/user/mrwilson/ [4]: https://www.techdirt.com/2026/03/12/maha-institute-nix-th… [5]: https://www.techdirt.com/user/tknarr/ [6]: https://www.techdirt.com/2026/03/09/real-consequences-tru… [7]: https://www.techdirt.com/user/epic_null/ [8]: https://www.techdirt.com/2026/03/10/human-problems-its-no… [9]: https://www.techdirt.com/2026/03/10/stephen-thalers-legen… [10]: https://www.techdirt.com/2026/03/10/human-problems-its-no… [11]: https://www.techdirt.com/user/mrwilson/ [12]: https://www.techdirt.com/2026/03/13/roblox-rolls-out-ai-p… https://www.techdirt.com/2026/03/15/funniest-most-insight…

This Week In Techdirt History: March 8th – 14th (Plus: A Note On Your Feedback) *Before we get started: last week, I [asked for your feedback][1] on the weekend posts and some possible changes we’re considering going forward. The dominant theme of the responses was that lots of people like the Comment posts just the way they are, but can take or leave these History posts. We’re still mulling over the options, and next week we’ll be taking a break from the History posts for a few weeks while we spotlight our game jam winners. After that, the likely plan is to bring back the History posts with a time shift to ten, fifteen, and twenty years ago, and also to replace these paragraph summaries with a simple bullet list of headlines, in the hopes that it makes them a little more interesting and easier to skim (plus a little quicker to put together on my end, since it seems like not many people are reading them).* *But, for this week, we’re not making any changes just yet *—* so let’s get started!* **Five Years Ago** This week in 2021, we did [a deep dive into the problems with Senator Tillis’s Digital Copyright Act][2], while some other Senators were [pushing the FCC to finally update the pathetic definition of broadband][3]. A DMCA complaint claiming copyright on the word “outstanding” [sought to get dictionary entries de-listed from Google][4], while one court was [allowing a lawsuit over abusive DMCA notices to move forward][5]. Tennessee lawmakers [introduced another attack on Section 230][6], while the Utah legislature wrapped up its session by [passing two unconstitutional internet bills][7], but we wrote about how it’s [not just Republican state legislatures pulling such nonsense][8]. Also, a judge tossed out the Trump campaign’s [laughably stupid SLAPP suit against the New York Times][9]. **Ten Years Ago** This week in 2016, while Donald Trump [sent a cease and desist threat to a band over using his name in a song][10], we wrote about how laws should be [designed as if the people we distrust the most are in power][11]. We dedicated an episode of the podcast to the ins and outs of [the Apple/FBI fight over iPhone encryption][12], while noting that [the DOJ kept pointing to a test in its cases that didn’t actually exist][13], and how Apple might be [forced to reveal and share the iPhone unlocking code widely][14], just before [Apple’s VP of Engineering spoke up about what the FBI was doing][15]. Of course, none of this stopped Senators Burr and Feinstein from [threatening yet another bill to backdoor encryption][16], or President Obama from [getting everything wrong about the issue][17]. **Fifteen Years Ago** This week in 2011, we did a deep dive into [a pair of recent events all about intermediary liability and Section 230][18]. Music publishers settled with Limewire to [avoid proving they actually owned the copyrights in question][19], while the RIAA (which was also [very unhappy with Rep. Lofgren for calling out ICE’s web censorship][20]) had its absurd claim of [“trillions” in damages against Limewire rejected by a judge][21], and the Supreme Court agreed to hear [an important appeal regarding copyright and the first amendment][22]. Meanwhile, we saw several examples of silly trademark bullying, with [Lady Gaga threatening a controversial line of ice cream][23], Zynga seeking to [trademark the suffix “Ville”][24], and Bath & Bodyworks going to court to [explain to Summit Entertainment that the word “twilight” existed before the movie][25]. [1]: https://www.techdirt.com/2026/03/08/rethinking-and-refres… [2]: https://www.techdirt.com/2021/03/08/digital-copyright-act… [3]: https://www.techdirt.com/2021/03/09/senators-push-fcc-to-… [4]: https://www.techdirt.com/2021/03/09/dmca-complaint-claims… [5]: https://www.techdirt.com/2021/03/11/court-allows-lawsuit-… [6]: https://www.techdirt.com/2021/03/09/tennessee-lawmakers-l… [7]: https://www.techdirt.com/2021/03/10/utah-legislature-wrap… [8]: https://www.techdirt.com/2021/03/11/not-just-republican-s… [9]: https://www.techdirt.com/2021/03/12/judge-tosses-laughabl… [10]: https://www.techdirt.com/2016/03/07/donald-sends-cease-de… [11]: https://www.techdirt.com/2016/03/07/abuse-power-laws-shou… [12]: https://www.techdirt.com/2016/03/08/techdirt-podcast-epis… [13]: https://www.techdirt.com/2016/03/09/doj-keeps-pointing-to… [14]: https://www.techdirt.com/2016/03/09/apple-might-be-forced… [15]: https://www.techdirt.com/2016/03/10/apple-engineering-vp-… [16]: https://www.techdirt.com/2016/03/10/senators-burr-feinste… [17]: https://www.techdirt.com/2016/03/11/president-obama-is-wr… [18]: https://www.techdirt.com/2011/03/07/just-because-you-dont… [19]: https://www.techdirt.com/2011/03/08/music-publishers-sett… [20]: https://www.techdirt.com/2011/03/10/riaa-not-happy-with-r… [21]: https://www.techdirt.com/2011/03/11/judge-rejects-riaas-a… [22]: https://www.techdirt.com/2011/03/07/supreme-court-agrees-… [23]: https://www.techdirt.com/2011/03/08/lady-gaga-claiming-ow… [24]: https://www.techdirt.com/2011/03/08/zynga-tries-to-tradem… [25]: https://www.techdirt.com/2011/03/10/bath-bodyworks-goes-t… https://www.techdirt.com/2026/03/14/this-week-in-techdirt…

At The WBC: Mark DeRosa Screwed Up & Then MLB Streisanded The Story The World Baseball Classic is currently going on and I absolutely adore it. Essentially a World Cup for baseball, 20 nations are playing against one another in a banger of a tune-up for the Major League Baseball season. It’s a flamboyant delight, with cultural celebrations such as the Italian team doing a shot of espresso after they hit home runs in the dugout. The American team is managed by former major leaguer Mark DeRosa. While I won’t bore you with too many gory details, DeRosa royally fucked up [during the tail end of pool play][1]. Through a complicated series of winning scenarios and tie-breaker rules, the American team headed into its game with Italy needing to win to secure its place in the playoffs. DeRosa, it appears, was under [an entirely different impression][2]. These were his comments *before* the game with Italy. After the game, he mentioned that some of his players were “dragging” on the field and he essentially put in a lineup that didn’t include many of the normal starting players. If you don’t know professional baseball culture, there’s a reason for the dragging. With nothing at stake, it’s pretty clear DeRosa thought the playoffs were already secured… and told his players to go out and celebrate that night. They likely did, late into the night and with the help of plenty of alcohol. Then they lost to Italy, which meant they needed Italy to win or to get into tie-breaking scenarios against their next game with Mexico. They got lucky in that Italy did beat Mexico in the next game, but the fuck up took things out of the hands of Team USA, leaving it up to their rivals. You may not care about any of the above, but baseball fans do. DeRosa, in his day job, is also an employee of MLB, serving as a commentator on the MLB channel. MLB itself took down the original video of DeRosa’s comments and put up a version in which you don’t hear DeRosa’s mistake nor his admitting later that he screwed up. > *Also, [this reporting from The Athletic][3] doesn’t actually make things look better for DeRosa and Team USA:* > > *“The league appears to have taken down video that included DeRosa’s mistaken comments from MLB.com, with attempts by The Athletic to access it yielding error messages early Wednesday morning. A version of the interview that remained on MLB Network’s Facebook page appeared to be condensed and did not include the now-scrutinized remarks.”* I really don’t know what MLB was thinking here. American baseball fans would somehow forget what they heard DeRosa say? A screw up that could have bounced the American team from the WBC entirely would somehow fly under the radar? Regardless, the Streisand Effect took over and now then the reporting on all of this went into wide circulation. In discussing MLB’s attempt at the hidden ball trick, reporting on DeRosa’s fuck up went through another, and larger, round of reporting. By trying to hide what DeRosa did, MLB made it public all the more. This is classic Streisand Effect stuff at work and I can barely believe that Major League Baseball thought this isn’t exactly what would occur. [1]: https://www.bleachernation.com/cubs/2026/03/11/uh-did-tea… [2]: https://x.com/TalkinBaseball_/status/2031577368276447548?… [3]: https://www.nytimes.com/athletic/7107029/2026/03/11/world… https://www.techdirt.com/2026/03/13/at-the-wbc-mark-deros…

The IRS’s Verification System for Sharing Taxpayer Data With ICE Would Have Accepted ‘Don’t Care 12345’ as a Valid Address We’re a couple weeks late to this one, but it deserves more attention than it received. As [the Washington Post first reported][1], a federal judge has found that the IRS violated federal law **42,695 times** when it handed over confidential taxpayer addresses to ICE last summer. But the raw number, staggering as it is, undersells how absurd this whole thing was. The details of *how* it happened are *so* much worse. Federal law has a pretty basic safeguard built in: before the IRS can hand over a taxpayer’s home address to another agency, the requesting agency has to provide the name *and address* of the person they’re looking for — specifically to prevent the government from using tax records as a fishing expedition against people it hasn’t already identified. Can you guess how the Trump IRS’s *actual* verification process worked when ICE wanted addresses? I’m betting you absolutely can. The judge, U.S. District Judge Colleen Kollar-Kotelly, [laid it out in devastating detail][2]. When ICE sent over its massive datafile of 1.28 million records, the IRS ran two different matching processes. For requests where ICE included a Social Security number, the IRS used something called “TIN Matching” — which checked that the name and SSN matched IRS records. What TIN Matching did *not* do was verify that ICE had actually provided a real address. The only address-related check was an automated filter that looked for whether the address field contained *something* resembling a zip code — meaning, *any* five-digit or nine-digit number. That was it. That was the safeguard. As Judge Kollar-Kotelly pointedly observed: > *A zip code is not an address, and a zip code proxy, as the IRS would define it, might as well be a set of random numbers. For instance, ICE could have submitted a request with an “address” like, “Don’t Care 12345,” or, “00000,” and still received a taxpayer’s address through the IRS’s TIN Matching process.* And this was the process used for the overwhelming majority of the disclosures. Of the 47,289 taxpayer addresses the IRS shared with ICE, 90.3% — those 42,695 — went through TIN Matching, the process that never actually checked the address. Only 9.7% went through a process that bothered to verify ICE had provided a matching address. So when the IRS’s own Chief Risk and Control Officer, Dottie Romo, filed a supplemental declaration with the court admitting the agency “may have supplied last known addresses to ICE” in cases where the data was “either incomplete or insufficiently populated,” that was putting it generously. The judge’s opinion catalogs what ICE actually submitted as “addresses” in many of these cases: > *In other words, the IRS not only failed to ensure that ICE’s request for confidential taxpayer address information met the statutory requirements, but this failure led the IRS to disclose confidential taxpayer addresses to ICE in situations where ICE’s request for that information was patently deficient. The IRS, for example, disclosed to ICE the last known addresses for taxpayers in situations where ICE supplied an “address of the taxpayer” in its request that contained “language indicating that the address was not complete, such as ‘Failed to Provide,’ ‘Unknown Address,’ or ‘NA NA.’” ….The IRS also disclosed to ICE the last known addresses of taxpayers where the ICE-supplied address was missing essential information, such as “a street name or street number.” … Still more, the IRS disclosed to ICE the last known addresses of taxpayers where the ICE-supplied address “referred to, described, or named specific locations”—examples of which are “jails, detention facilities, or > prisons”—and “the corresponding city, state, and zip code” for those locations, but did not include “the street names and street numbers where the buildings or facilities are located.”* “Failed to Provide.” “Unknown Address.” “NA NA.” The system was *designed* not to catch these deficient requests. The TIN Matching process, as the judge noted, “was not designed to identify the additional types of data insufficiencies.” Of course it wasn’t. Because the process never looked at the address field in any meaningful way to begin with. Nina Olson, founder of the Center for Taxpayer Rights (which brought the suit), told the Washington Post there was no precedent for anything like this: > *“I don’t know of any opinion about the IRS like this. The kinds of mass requests that are coming in are unprecedented.”* And then there’s the timeline of what happened after the government figured out what it had done, which is deeply disturbing as well. The Department of Treasury identified the problems on January 23, 2026. That very same day, it notified DHS. Also on that very same day, the sole ICE official who had access to the illegally disclosed taxpayer data gave two *additional* ICE officials access to it. The stated reason was “for the purpose of allowing [them] to create an adequate system of safeguards for the data.” So on the day they found out the data was obtained in violation of federal law, *the first move* was to give more people access to the illegally obtained data. And when did the government get around to telling the court and the plaintiffs about these 42,695 violations of federal law? Nearly *three weeks later*, on February 11. As the judge noted, Defendants “informed DHS right away, but they waited nearly three weeks to inform Plaintiffs and the Court.” The opinion goes on to observe that this, along with the broader pattern, “undercut many representations made by Defendants during this litigation” and reflects, “at the very least, a disconnect between the agency clients and counsel, which leads to some concern regarding the completeness of the administrative record.” “Some concern.” That’s judicial restraint doing a lot of heavy lifting. The case is now before the DC Circuit, where the government is appealing Judge Kollar-Kotelly’s earlier order blocking the data-sharing arrangement. In the meantime, DHS has been defending the program as essential to immigration enforcement, with a spokesperson offering the standard line to the Washington Post about how “information sharing across agencies is essential to identify who is in our country, including violent criminals.” Which might be more compelling if the agency’s actual implementation hadn’t involved waving through requests with “NA NA” where the address was supposed to go. A judge has now formally documented that the IRS broke federal taxpayer confidentiality law tens of thousands of times in a single data dump, using a verification process so hollow that literal gibberish would have passed muster — and when the government discovered this, its first move was to expand access to the illegally obtained data and wait three weeks before telling the court. And yet the government is still fighting to keep the underlying program alive. [1]: https://www.washingtonpost.com/business/2026/02/26/irs-da… [2]: https://storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.uscourts.dcd.… https://www.techdirt.com/2026/03/13/the-irss-verification…

Roblox Rolls Out AI-Powered Real-Time Rephrasing Of Profanity Within Chat The power of the latest generation of AI systems is such that previously impractical applications are not just possible, but scalable. For example, moving beyond basic early AI text translation tools, it is now possible to use [live translation to communicate in another language in real time][1]. For many people that will be a real boon, especially when they are traveling. But here’s something that is likely to prove more controversial: [real-time rephrasing of profanity within chat][2]. It’s a new AI-powered feature from Roblox that is designed to “keep gameplay fluid while maintaining civility within chat”: > *Roblox is leveraging AI to automatically rephrase profanity. Rather than displaying only hashmarks, filtered text will be translated into more respectful language that remains closer to the user’s original intent. For example, a message that violates Roblox’s profanity policies, such as “Hurry TF up!” would previously have appeared as “####” within experience chat. That will now be rephrased to “Hurry up!” This new layer is designed to maintain civility by rephrasing the language and replacing “stop signs” with real-time guidance.* Specifically: > *When a message violates Roblox’s profanity policy, everyone in the chat is notified that the text has been rephrased to keep things civil. While rephrasing reduces some of the disruption in the chat, Roblox’s multilayered safety system remains in effect for more serious behavior. Rephrasing is available exclusively for in-experience chat between age-checked users in similar age groups and is supported in all languages currently available through Roblox’s automatic translation tools.* Alongside this new AI-based capability, Roblox is also tweaking its text filtering system: > *Early results from Roblox’s testing show significant improvements in detecting leet-speak, or letters replaced with numbers or symbols, and more sophisticated attempts to bypass filters. * Parents may applaud real-time rephrasing as a way for the service to nudge younger users away from bad language in their interaction with others, without stopping them playing altogether. But it creates a dangerous proof of concept that others may build on, particularly in jurisdictions that want stricter controls on what people say online. It’s easy to imagine situations where Chinese AI systems, for example, rephrase people’s language on social media in real time to promote “social harmony”. Not only the style but even the content’s details could be subtly changed away from controversy towards conformity. It would be possible for rephrasing to be visible only to others, so the person making a comment might not even be aware that their words were being subverted in this way. Something similar is already happening with [Chinese AI chatbots that censor their own answers][3], without acknowledging that fact. As Chinese AI companies become increasingly important players in the online world, this kind of covert rephrasing by them — and others — is another issue people will need to watch out for in our brave new AI world. *Follow me @glynmoody on [Bluesky][4] and on [Mastodon][5]*. [1]: https://blog.google/products-and-platforms/products/trans… [2]: https://ir.roblox.com/news/news-details/2026/Roblox-Launc… [3]: https://www.wired.com/story/made-in-china-how-chinese-ai-… [4]: https://bsky.app/profile/glynmoody.bsky.social [5]: https://mastodon.social/@glynmoody https://www.techdirt.com/2026/03/13/roblox-rolls-out-ai-p…