I was not deported. But I did find ice in my drink and I almost choked.
I did almost lose my mind and almost moved to El Salvador. But then I took a ride in my Cadillac and said to myself. Self you can't take long rides with the top down in El Salvador it ain't big enough. Plus that whole "no gun" thing is kinda ridiculous.
So I just sold all my Bitcoin and bought a hovercraft. It powered by hot air from social media. So it's an endless supply of power. And I had change left over and had a burger and fries it was nice
https://fountain.fm/episode/uRorBBaYQAhcpWuJNld6
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