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This is for the premature ejaculation of this episode. Fitting for quickie celebration. https://fountain.fm/episode/w02tQ1k2UqMb8ysZnwP4 📝 a540629f…

Beginning to rethink this deportation thingy. I figured a free plane flight to Ireland would be nice It's like a paid vacation to eat some Sheppard's pie and drink some real Guinness stout from the tap. And Ireland could deport my immigrant ass back. It's a win win all around https://fountain.fm/episode/r235h5NuXsfhmNe6ozLb 📝 10613716…

I was not deported. But I did find ice in my drink and I almost choked. I did almost lose my mind and almost moved to El Salvador. But then I took a ride in my Cadillac and said to myself. Self you can't take long rides with the top down in El Salvador it ain't big enough. Plus that whole "no gun" thing is kinda ridiculous. So I just sold all my Bitcoin and bought a hovercraft. It powered by hot air from social media. So it's an endless supply of power. And I had change left over and had a burger and fries it was nice https://fountain.fm/episode/uRorBBaYQAhcpWuJNld6 📝 4b06a9d9…