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Cameron Thomason

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Cameron Thomason20m ago
Did you know that no human on Earth has never actually observed DNA?? The only “real” picture is a composite image… It’s all CGI, just like space!!
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Cameron Thomason1d ago
Why is there so much motion-blur when traveling in a car at 60mph… but there’s no motion-blur when we fly through space at incomprehensible speeds??
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Cameron Thomason1d ago
Watch this guy pound this bell as hard as he possibly can in this vacuum chamber…
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Cameron Thomason2d ago
Did you know that #Google and #NASA have some major beef with a side of fish?? 🤔🤔
#Google#NASA
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Cameron Thomason2d ago
The real new year is about to happen… On the Spring Equinox. Turtles have the Lunar Calendar on their shell.
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Cameron Thomason4d ago
Did you know that I love to eat lead paint??
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Cameron Thomason6d ago
If we can’t measure a single inch of curvature across any body of water on Earth… Then how is the Earth a Globe??
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Cameron Thomason7d ago
What on Earth are they serving us at McDonald’s??
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Cameron Thomason7d ago
World War 3 is on the horizon… but nukes are fake!! 🤯🤯
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Cameron Thomason8d ago
Are the people that faked the moon landing genuinely chopped?? 🤔🤔
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Cameron Thomason9d ago
Can someone please tell me what the penguins are hiding at Deception Island in Antarctica?? 🐧🤔🥶
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Cameron Thomason10d ago
WATER DOES WHAT?? 😱😱😱
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Cameron Thomason13d ago
Why did the #foid that tried to circumnavigate-maxx the #globe #genuinely never return??
#foid#globe#genuinely
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Cameron Thomason13d ago
How did my friend in Brazil find a Tartaria Globe Map pencil sharpener??
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Cameron Thomason13d ago
Why is the US larping for war with Iran??
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Cameron Thomason15d ago
Astronauts should be exploding in the void of outer space… 🚀🌎 Why aren’t they?? 🤔
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Cameron Thomason15d ago
Keanu Reeves replaced Jim Carrey!!
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Cameron Thomason16d ago
They say that the eye is the window to the soul… And that you can see the entire universe being reflected back at you when you look deeply into someone else’s eyes. 👁️
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Cameron Thomason17d ago
Did Hollyweird genuinely clone Jim Carrey??
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Cameron Thomason17d ago
Type “flat earth” backwards into Google… then add “.com” to the end of it. Tell me what website it takes you to.
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