JBN

Why is thirst the only thing that ever gets quenched?

DON'T MAKE ME VOLUNTARILY VOLUNTEER AGAINST YOUR WILL

food is just flavored shapes

PERHAPS I HAVE NOT SEEN WAR, NOT FIRSTHAND BUT MY INTERNET WENT OUT FOR SEVERAL MINUTES AND I ALMOST HAD TO GO TO STARBUCKS I AM PREPARED TO DO WHAT IS NECESSARY TO DEFEND MY UNASSAILABLE RIGHT AND UNHINDERED ABILITY TO SHITPOST FREELY

ALL COMMUNICATIONS HENCEFORTH SHALL BE IN BACKWARDS PIG LATIN just kidding but that sure would throw them off. and us

IT'S OK OF YOU ARE WEIRD! (just not too weird, my discretion.) ALL I ASK IS FOR THE SAME WEIRDNESS TOLERANCE! (I won't get too weird. My discretion.)

SEDENTARY AMBITIONS album title

Was it because I listed fapping as my previous employer?

HOW CAN A MAN EVEN EAT A PICKLE NEUTRALLY IN THESE CONDITIONS!

Dumb people are not realizing the extent to which AI is behaving the way smart people have been waiting for dumb people to learn how to behave. Smart people aren't waiting for dumb people to step up and compete. Dumb people are predictably blaming smart people, and AI, for this phenomena.

"Look ma it's a horse, maybe it's the Pony Express, maybe not." = "Watch our Facebook page for details."

Ok time to get technical. "what is the difference between a chunk and a blob?"

I WOULD RATHER BE EXPOSED TO THE INCONVENIENCES OF TOO MUCH REALITY THAN TO THOSE ATTENDING TOO SMALL A DEGREE OF IT

One futile activity that can be suggested is an attempt to simultaneously experience 70's jazz fusion wavetravelling pioneers via headphones whilst claiming logical proof for depressive hopelessness.