Low Quality Facts

Tough crowd.

The perfect plan.

Today's Low Quality Ad is for this Bioluminescent Mushrooms Blanket. People act like it's risky to pick wild mushrooms, but it couldn't be simpler. ONLY bioluminescent mushrooms are edible. "If it glows, down it goes. If there's no shimmer, it's not for dinner". https://collabs.shop/pm6az1

Yum.

In my opinion, it was infinitely worse than Hamilton.

Tonight's Low Quality Ad is for this Pot Head Mug. Caffeine is the only acceptable drug in modern society. Or at least it will be until my pro-heroin Facebook group picks up more steam. Please join Heroin Homies today. https://collabs.shop/trwtav

They were fools to change it.

People always comment "okay boomer" on this comic, and honestly, it is well-deserved.

Real men crochet.

Today's Low Quality Ad is for this Unhinged Wizard Pin. This is Gandalf whenever someone asks why they didn't just fly to Mordor on the giant eagles. https://collabs.shop/vpyxib

I wonder if the prisoners know.

That sounds about right.

Tonight's Low Quality Ad is for this Et Tu, Brute? T-shirt. Happy Ides of March to all who celebrate (everyone except Caesar, presumably). https://collabs.shop/ft6xng

Smart.

I love Keanu Reeves.

Wow, I never knew that.

Did you know the average person steps on 3-5 snakes a day without realizing it? So to help raise awareness, today's Low Quality Ad is for this No Steppy On Snek Patch. Please watch your step. https://collabs.shop/rms1kt

I know I did.

Same.

What's wrong babe? You've barely sat in your SpongeBob ChairPants. https://collabs.shop/zsjuyk