nostrnaut

this chart has lived in my brain rent-free

shocking.

in the book The Hobbit, Bilbo stumbles across the Ring in total pitch black; a chance occurrence driving home the sheer provenance and will power of the Ring itself, setting off the series of events that will indelibly shape the future of Middle Earth forever in the movie, Bilbo merely witnesses Gollum drop the Ring *HORRIBLE* directorial decision it’s as sacrilegious as Charlie from Charlie and the Chocolate Factory finding a fucking £5 (or £10?! I forget) note instead of finding the very exact denomination he needed to buy me single chocolate bar - completely cheapens the storytelling experience

shout out to my tax advisor who said he was in White Horse at the time bitcoin was $200 (CAD) a coin while cooling wouldn’t have been an issue, he said he almost set up mining rigs but didn’t because of the other overhead costs, would’ve been a distraction from his job, etc. to which I say, “suuuure.” I see you, Jay 😉

meet the Mk5 …I’m not drooling, you’re drooling 📝 35426aa9…

if you have an Mk4 from Coinkite, congratulations; you own a piece of bitcoin maxi history with the introduction of the new Mk5 today, Mk4s are now discontinued

well, that escalated quickly

my Shakepay referral link is rather unfortunate: https://shakepay.me/r/XSOGAYW sign up for a laugh or don’t

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meet Terrence Howard Terrence is an Oscar-nominated actor Terrence has a career spanning over 30 years, with appearances in major films and TV shows Terrence has just $4 million Terrence once proclaimed that 1x1 = 2, and that he remembers being in his mother’s womb Terrence retired from acting in 2019, citing he was done “pretending” Terrence continues to pretend to know what he’s talking about by claiming bitcoin will die, and that it can be wiped out with a button “somewhere” don’t be like Terrence

don’t buy the pickaxes; sell the pickaxes stay cash-flow positive, for the digital gold rush is finally here LFG 💥

“unexpectedly”

bought at ~$67,400 USD before Trump took out Khamenei over the weekend; as you do - you will **never** buy “the” bottom. 📝 e1a0a0cb…

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first paycheck secured it’s on like Donkey Kong 👊💥

#pv Happy Monday sometimes we have just a random streak of bad luck what matters is how you get back up

dangerous… 😬😅 https://www.pricedinbitcoin21.com/bets

reportedly $133,000,000,000 in refunds brrrrrrrrrrrrrr 🖨️ 💸 📝 5c73d24a…

in other news, stuff and things

I won my Jade Coldcard Q in a giveaway on BX (bitcoin X) junior paid $16m for a pokémanz card we’re not the same (but we feel the same)