Edison

Wiping off the buttons on the treadmill at the gym tells me you probably reported your neighbours for having company over in 2020.

Actually this is kind of a lie. The Freedom Convoy was a beautiful Canadian moment. Not exactly cohesive though since most of the country hated us for it. 📝 7778611e…

The same reason I didn’t line up to get a Covid shot is the same reason I’m not rushing out to shoot peptides into my ass.

The last time I felt any social cohesion in Canada was the last Tragically Hip concert before Gord Downie died. We all gathered in parks, watched the show on big screens, and showed our appreciation for Gord. It’s basically been a downhill-only rollercoaster since then.

Oh yeah, boomer? You bought your house for 4 blueberries and a bindle of sticks? You couldn’t even place bets on the death of world leaders on Polymarket. Pffft.

Absolute banger of a message. 📝 713990fb…

I cannot understate how shocked 20 year old me would be to hear that in his 40s, he will be into country music, and Christianity.

There’s still a part of me that’s drawn to Canadian hockey pride, even if I don’t really have much general Canadian pride left. Mostly because Newfoundland doesn’t have an international hockey team.

I’ve been telling myself that I want to train Muay Thai for years now. Finally stopped being a little bitch and went to the MMA gym today. Go to pay, guy says I can pay in bitcoin if I want. Meant to be, innit?

Kek 📝 b4bca13c…

Early retirement appears to be the most popular punishment for being connected to a global pedo ring. 🤷🏻‍♂️

BREAKING: Leaked documents confirm birds aren’t real. Or something like that. It’s 2026 and nothing is off the table.

Might move to Surrey, B.C. I’ve heard great things.

Every time I look to see what’s going on in Canada, I think to myself, that is not a real country. And I’m Canadian.

Remember, if you’re feeling too warm in your house, so is your bitaxe.

I’m curious if @Marty Bent ‘s Love Park painting behind him is just because he loves Philly, or if he understands what an international skateboard Mecca that place is? 🤔🛹

The urge to pick up my phone continues to dwindle. It used to feel like there was something in there. Never found it.

The CBC pushing the agenda to keep you infertile and unhealthy and they’d like to frame it as a health care “right” for you to be that way.

Faith is not something you have, it’s something you practice.

Think they lost my contact. 📝 83460ad2…