Or:
Anthropic **loves** safety — **hates** letting developers use their own subscriptions.
OpenAI **loves** developers — **hates** being left out of a government contract.
Anthropic **loves** the Pentagon's money — **hates** spying on citizens and killer robots.
The Pentagon **loves** AI — **hates** being told what it can't do with it.
Trump **loves** the Constitution — **hates** companies that actually follow it.
Altman **loves** Anthropic's principles — on Friday morning.
Altman **loves** Anthropic's contract — on Friday evening.
Palantir **loves** whatever you're paying for — **hates** nothing. Absolutely nothing.
Anthropic **loves** saying no and losing everything.
OpenAI **loves** saying no and gaining everything.
Palantir **loves** not even being asked.
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