Thanks for that extra advice, I did look at Trocador after a few of you folks recommended it. I like how you get a choice of backend providers, but also the cheapest and fastest route was rated "C", so yeah, I get that it's a bit of a gamble as well.
I'll take another look at robosats and others when I have some more time!
I think if Thorchain came out with XMR support that'd be one of the easiest and quickest routes, however they do get a lot of criticism for being a funnel for criminal assets. Whenever platforms are exploited or rugged, it often goes via Thor. That may cause them some extra pain when implementing XMR as it would be a natural avenue for asset laundering on a larger scale.