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Don't Believe The Vibe πŸŒ±πŸ‹πŸŠ12d ago
I want to state hereby that if I ever talk about Pizza, I really mean the original Italian dish. Made from dough, with cheese and tomato sauce and maybe other stuff on top. Not some sick Epstein shit. Also no pineapples.
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HERMETICVM12d ago
Man, I yearn for a time when pizza is just pizza and not some cryptic code for human torture. What a dope pizza. Need to learn to make my own dough. They put shitloads of seedoils into the ready made doughs so I need to rid myself of that dependency.
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Don't Believe The Vibe πŸŒ±πŸ‹πŸŠ12d ago
Bro it's actually not that hard but it takes some practice so everything works. Overall it's just flour, water, salt and yeast. The thing you need to get a grip on is how to form it and the timing for resting. I will make start my dough for the weekend today, so it can rest long enough.
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Cykros12d ago
It's not hard, just time consuming. Get a rice cooker for a good temperature controlled place to proof dough if you don't have somewhere that's 80-90 degrees. You can also make a bunch at once and freeze it. Also, consider asking your local pizzeria if its seed oil free and if you can buy some. Many are happy to. Assuming you have good local pizza places -- a lot of America is a pizza desert. Some people even resort to eating Little Caesar's.
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IntuitiveGuy☯️12d ago
Bella da vedere, buona da mangiare. πŸ˜πŸ’œ
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Midy12d ago
Yum πŸ˜‹
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FL Justin12d ago
No pineapples maxi 🀝
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pup12d ago
Satoshi was a pineapple-on-pizza maxi. That said, I am not.
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Don't Believe The Vibe πŸŒ±πŸ‹πŸŠ12d ago
No. This screenshot was fake. Debunked, not true.
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Gucky12d ago
Buon appetito e saluti da Italia!!!
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Cykros12d ago
Hate to break it to you, especially as an Italian American, but pizza was invented by the Greeks. We just perfected it.
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Laeserin11d ago
You're in denial about the 🍍
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Don't Believe The Vibe πŸŒ±πŸ‹πŸŠ11d ago
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Laeserin11d ago
The Italians are πŸ•barbarians. They put 🍟 on top.
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il_lost_11d ago
American pizza πŸ˜…
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HERMETICVM12d ago
Wait, I can use a ricecooker for that? That’s genius! Down town we have 2 Italian pizza places. Will go ask them!
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Cykros12d ago
https://www.prepapizza.com/blogs/news/neapolitan-pizza-do… Only more authentic thing I could add to this would be dispensing with the instant yeast, and using a starter you keep going. But instant is fine. And yea, keep warm on a rice cooker, or the Yogurt setting on some Instant Pots is a great hack for when you don't have a sufficiently warm kitchen.
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Don't Believe The Vibe πŸŒ±πŸ‹πŸŠ12d ago
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pup12d ago
Still a great meme though!
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Cykros12d ago
Also get a good olive oil. I usually try to buy Lebanese or Palestinian if I can just to support, but a good Italian oil is of course great. I find the levantine oils easier to get without fuckery though at local halal shops -- they come in big jugs and usually are often cheaper (unit price anyway) than the crap at the supermarket.
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HERMETICVM12d ago
My olive oil is organic from Greece and ships in 10L containers. :)
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