Go to you're nearest thrift shop. Bet you they have a mack-daddy, comercial pro-3000 luxury handset sitting on the shelf for $3 if you're into that. I have a few, one is an ATT branded thing I like. Quality is butt cheeks, but id like to find a better one someday.

i need to print a new grip for my cheap and shitty bow which disfavors my switch handedness. the limbs and string are ok but the only way i can fire it properly is if i hold it as is natural for me, left hand grip, right hand on the nock and string, but then i have to put the arrow through the bow to the left to land on the shelf. also, i've thought about that idea with the phones. i think there's an antique 70s redphone in the house i'm staying at. the label panel on the rotary dial is floating around in the kitchen for some reason. would be kinda fun to make one of those proper old phones with rotary dial work. i mean, the circuit to read the number is retardedly simple. can't even comprehend how i used to spend hours with one of those old handsets stuck to my head. the things you will do to get pussy eh?