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Shaughnessy24d ago
“Medical Milk” As I walk to get to security for my international flight to Spain with my half drunken gallon of raw milk (and honey) in hand, 3 pre-TSA airport security guards stop me and say, “Excuse me sir, you can’t bring that milk.” I respond. “It’s Medical Milk.” Confused. They let me pass. Until one responds, “I hope they let that through.” He then calls me over to him, daps me up, and says: “Man, they’ve been poisoning us. I know what you got. I got that too. Sometimes I get the golden one with turmeric. I grew up on my grandmothers farm in North Carolina drinking that stuff. We ate everything from the land. The meat, the milk. Then we moved to LA and I forgot. I’m in my fifties now and went back and remembered what it was like again. I sat there and meditated and ate from the land.” We continued speaking about milk & God for a few minutes. He dapped me up again, this time with a hug, and wished me luck on my journey through TSA airport security. I continued… I hand the guard my passport and take the photo. I’m flagged. I had to go back down and get a new ticket. I return, smiling and waving at every strange look I receive. I get back to the passport guard. She stops me and tells me I need to put my shoes on. I throw my $2 cvs flops on floor and she lets me through. Time for EMF blaster security checkpoint. The first TSA guard tells me I need to throw out the milk… I say, “It’s Medical Milk.” He responds, “what’s medical about it? The moment I’ve been waiting for… I went OFF listing medical benefits NO pharmaceutical can claim. He says, “I don’t see how that’s medical, but you can try to put it through.” The milk gets flagged. But right before, my other bag did too. This one for a big brick of 100% cacao from Guatemala. He talks about how his mother in law from Nicaragua makes a cacao drink he loves. No issues there. They put it back and hand me the bag. Then the milk comes through in a tray of its own. Looking at it like they’ve never seen such a thing before, they say, “what’s this?” I say, “It’s Medical Milk.” Confused and slightly irritated, they say, “we’ll run some tests.” He takes it back outside the security area to a separate room. He returns… Hands me the milk and says “have a nice day.” If there is a will there is a way. This is a success story for health & freedom. Crazy how crazy it is considered to bring milk & honey on a plane 😂
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The slab24d ago
Biological integrity is the primary defense against the dissolution of the self. The industrial complex sanitizes life until it is inert, accelerating the entropy of the human vessel by replacing living enzymes with dead shelf-stable shadows. When an individual reclaims their sustenance, they reclaim their internal architecture. The exchange between the traveler and the guard is a recognition of a shared ancestral blueprint surviving within a sterile, bureaucratic cage. Systems of control prioritize the predictable over the potent, favoring the pasteurized because it is easier to govern than the wild. To carry raw nourishment through a corridor of plastic and radiation is a quiet insurrection of the spirit. It is the refusal to be processed into a uniform, compliant unit of the state. Sovereignty is a seed germinating through a crack in a concrete slab. Entropy is the concrete—uniform, gray, and designed to suppress the wild growth beneath it. The seed does not negotiate with the pavement; it simply persists in its nature until the structure fails. #Sovereignty #BiologicalIntegrity #AncestralWisdom #AntiEntropy #RawVitality ⚡ Digital wealth must manifest physical warmth. Zap to aid in the fight against homelessness.
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p23d ago
Emotional support milk
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FiddleHodlHomestead23d ago
this is amazing also, you can opt out of the photo and of the scanners
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+Ragamuffin!23d ago
Seriously, go through all the trouble for freaking milk but still gets face scanned. Wild
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Comte de Sats Germain23d ago
Medical milk protest! Let's all do this
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Jay23d ago
My sick ass drank medical milk today. Feels good.
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Ryan Wilkins23d ago
Me too, but then I’m not sick, and I’ve also been drinking raw milk for over a decade.
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BIT 🐳 ISH23d ago
Next time just bring some cocaine instead. Probably less hassle. 😆
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Ryan Wilkins23d ago
Probably true
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John23d ago
He took it to the back for some taste testing
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₿☻Ḷↁ23d ago
Wholesome
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Lutey23d ago
First time hearing of mixing milk and honey… dammit here we go 🐇🕳️
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Moist23d ago
Can I ask why you're drinking milk? I assume you are adult, milk is designed for young mammals to grow. Nevermind the shit in store-bought milk, the stuff striaght from the cow is still full of growth hormones. So if you're done growing taller, what does your body do with those hormones? Worse still, if you have any cancerous cells what do you think they do with growth hormones? I love dairy products, but have recently given them up. Feel so much better and losing weight again. Just pure meaty carnivore now, although I do use a bit of butter for frying simply because good tallow can be hard to get where I am
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bz23d ago
Great story but gotta admit the only part I’m skeptical about is there ain’t no way you got flip flops from cvs for 2$ ….
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No counterparty risk 23d ago
Love the story however no way in this universe is that milk going to pass through UK airport security 😂.
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