I will be a real American by blood and soil and spirit for all eternity. If reincarnation is real I will continue to incarnate as an American, deriding and belittling Canadians in every single future life. I never wish to depart the cycle of samsara because no number of lives insulting Canadians will ever be enough. I will kill any remnant of Buddha in my own heart so I can continue to call them shit-sniffing sodomites forever.