*sighs* That's clear and concise direction. I'm also going to be a stubborn idiot on probably not do that for these reasons: 1. I detest ecash. 2. I really don't want anything to do with cashu. (See 1.) 3. Why is this so convoluted for just simple zapping? 4. Lightning is retarded. 5. Webapps are sketchy to me. I've not had good experiences with any of them so far. I'm just being a complainy-pants about this.