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Noshole38d ago
Imagine for a moment that you are an athlete and for your entire life, you’ve sacrificed and worked your ass off at one freezing cold sport. Finally, you achieve your dreams and make it to the Olympics, but your event gets scheduled on February 8th…at the same time as the Super Bowl…so nobody watches.
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MAKE SONGS LONGER38d ago
I had tickets to see Ruston Kelly tomorrow. Cancelled because apparently I’m the only one who bought tickets. 🤷‍♀️
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Noshole38d ago
Aw mannn. That was poor scheduling on his team’s end 😭
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MAKE SONGS LONGER38d ago
Or as one friend said, “maybe he shoulda stayed married to Kacey Musgraves” 😂
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Noshole38d ago
Look, there’s no winning in divorce, but he lost 😂🤷‍♀️
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negr038d ago
Sueño frustrado 😖
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Noshole38d ago
Kind of wild to think about
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Noshole38d ago
You’re basically an Olympic athlete as far as I’m concerned
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Yarnlady 🧶38d ago
👀 If I had network tv or whatever to watch, I'd much rather watch the olympics than the superb owl. But that's just me and I'm just a girl in the world...silly old me
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Noshole38d ago
Same here for sure
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aco38d ago
How unfortunate. Thank goodness for replays. Bad Bunny is more important
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Noshole38d ago
😂 I barely know of him 🤷‍♀️ I’m old
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Abstract Equilibrium38d ago
Olympic athletes have less desire for celebrity than professional athletes. Main difference.
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Noshole38d ago
Yeah but that’s not funny lol
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Noshole38d ago
Yes, but I’m making a joke not necessarily a fact 😂🫂
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UNCLE ROCKSTAR37d ago
Beautiful, you get to do something you enjoy, with those that truly care, without extras 🫂
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Noshole37d ago
Yeah, but it’s also like that “if a tree falls and no one was there” situation 🤭🫂
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UNCLE ROCKSTAR37d ago
Spoken like a true TikToker 😉
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Diyana37d ago
Oof, those two did coinside didn't they?!? My ex's gf is representing Puerto Rico but scheduled on the 13th!
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Noshole37d ago
It would only be a big deal for Americans probably, but that doesn’t work for the punchline which is, “Makes you not feel as bad for choosing to sit on the couch and smoke weed, huh?” or something of that nature
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Diyana37d ago
Didn't watch. Was it good?
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Noshole37d ago
I don’t watch either 🤭 just a funny thought
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Noshole37d ago
I don’t watch either 🤷‍♀️
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Noshole37d ago
Actually. I would imagine watching bread. I fucking love bread.
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Noshole37d ago
Same boat. Literally saw that they were both at the same time and thought that was funny 😂 I did see a bit of the opening act thingy of the Olympics which was trippy as hell🤷‍♀️
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MAKE SONGS LONGER38d ago
For sure 😂 relapse will do that to a brother
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Noshole37d ago
At least the toker part is accurate 😂🫂
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