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AC14d ago
Real men of nostr, question: Does the urinal code of conduct change if said urinals have privacy dividers between them? Given a row of open urinals with dividers, would it be considered weird to pull-up and park right next to the only other urinal being occupied?
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Nic14d ago
Not as weird, but still kinda weird, if every other station is empty and some dude pulls beside you.
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SuiGenerisJohn14d ago
No. Like gas in a container, all molecular male units shall always homogeneously diffuse throughout the bathroom in the most high entropy configuration possible.
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Sintoshi 14d ago
The weirdness quotient varies based on the total number of urinals, time and location etc. If you’re in an airport bathroom with 50 urinals at 2:47 am and you rock a piss right next to the only occupied pisser, this could be interpreted as an overt act of weirdness.
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Troy14d ago
First question: No Second question: Yes
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happytiger1413d ago
Does the urinal code apply if there is dookie in one?
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Bill Cypher13d ago
Urinal code still applies. Personally I leave vacant urinals and wait if there are no dividers unless it is a very crowded long line situation. Full occupancy is acceptable with dividers and no line.
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AC14d ago
How would you define a situation with a midget urinal? Is it considered equal to full height urinals?
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SuiGenerisJohn14d ago
Accommodations can be made for children and people with extra long dicks that need the clearing room, otherwise high entropy maximization is the standard.
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cavemanf1614d ago
I always choose the risk-neutral minimal-entropy martingale measure when choosing the appropriate urinal, which means I always take the furthest full-wall stall available.
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