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I fell asleep outside in the sun and woke up to a raindrop on my hand. First, I looked up to see if there were clouds, but alas, the sky was clear as crystal. A bird shat on me.

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Keith Meola32d ago

that's good luck!

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Noshole32d ago

Smelled like bad luck

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Keith Meola32d ago

womp

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Mandana31d ago

Came here to say the same. It's considered good luck!

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Ghost👻32d ago

Well sheeeeeiit. Bird shit, specifically🙏🏻.

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Noshole32d ago

Fucking rude way to be woken up 😂

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Ghost👻32d ago

If it's any consolation, a tiny amount of bird shit on your hand, is much more preferable to the exponentially larger canine deposits, within your living quarters😬. (He's settling in great though, I'm made up with him). There he is, literally just now🥳.

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🐉AT ₿0132d ago

A bird shat on me Ruined my good morning glee New wing recipe

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Noshole32d ago

😂😂

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Zardoz32d ago

That reminds me of a poem Birdie, birdie in the sky Why did you Turdy in my eye? I’m a grown-up and I won’t cry But I sure am glad elephants can’t fly…

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Noshole32d ago

That’s beautiful lol

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Thethird0cnzo32d ago

At least it didn't deuce on your hair.

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Noshole32d ago

I was sincerely grateful for that

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ben32d ago

i rode the city bus to my first real job. while waiting at the bus stop on my first day of work, a bird flew over and shit directly on my head. this was like 2008 era so i was snapping pics of the top of my head with a flip phone to try to get it out 😂

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Noshole31d ago

Bahaha that’s way next level. At least I was at home and had nothing going on 😂

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