π¨ CONSPIRACY THEORY TIME π¨
Trump kidnapping Presidents & putting motherfuckers on t-shirts the past few months got me thinking. What is the common thread that connects all of these people? π€
January - Maduro kidnapped in his jammies:
February - El Mencho sent to the great fiesta in the sky:
March - Khamenei finally meets his 72 virgins:
Then I REALLY started thinking...
There are actually TWO ways for the #US to reach the targeted 5% of the #Bitcoin supply:
1. Buy 5% of the #BTC network (annoying, costly & not Chad-like at all). π₯±
ORβ¦
2. Kidnap/Kill the primary keyholders of major entities who have been stacking sats so that their coins are rendered unmovable & are effectively burned (plus bonus points because you're taking out enemies of The State anyway). π
This shit is about to get wicked, #Nostr fam. π€