🚨 CONSPIRACY THEORY TIME 🚨 Trump kidnapping Presidents & putting motherfuckers on t-shirts the past few months got me thinking. What is the common thread that connects all of these people? 🤔 January - Maduro kidnapped in his jammies: February - El Mencho sent to the great fiesta in the sky: March - Khamenei finally meets his 72 virgins: Then I REALLY started thinking... There are actually TWO ways for the #US to reach the targeted 5% of the #Bitcoin supply: 1. Buy 5% of the #BTC network (annoying, costly & not Chad-like at all). 🥱 OR… 2. Kidnap/Kill the primary keyholders of major entities who have been stacking sats so that their coins are rendered unmovable & are effectively burned (plus bonus points because you're taking out enemies of The State anyway). 😈 This shit is about to get wicked, #Nostr fam. 🤙