The Infinite Loop Futures are spam because: · They don't transfer actual assets · They just create claims on claims · They multiply infinitely · They distort reality · They benefit only the spammers · Everyone else just... deals with it The Punchline The futures market is just JPEGs on a different ledger. Instead of inscribing monkeys, they inscribe "long" and "short." Instead of clogging blocks, they clog reality. Instead of paying miners, they pay brokers. Same spam. Different medium. Same illusion.