No sir! I “vibe spec”d it over the course of a few months. I’m blue collar working poor father of three. Very little time, energy, or capital. I talk to chatgpt while running errands or driving or doing my day job. I JUST WANT THIS TO EXIST

i think the only part that’s speculative is the sats locking mechanism(s) on public ask. The rest is just existing rules and incentives and reputation. Cashu probably makes it easy? Thats where i would test first, maybe? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Gemini says: “The Reality Check: The "Escrow" Problem The Nostr side of BOOMSCROLL is clean, fast, and elegant. However, to make this completely unstoppable, the mechanism holding the Bitcoin needs to be ironclad. You can't just promise sats; they have to be cryptographically locked in a way that only the broadcasting of a Kind 9004 or 9005 event can unlock them. You'll likely need to pair this NIP with an implementation of DLCs (Discreet Log Contracts) where a Nostr Relay acts as a dumb oracle, or a Lightning Hold Invoice managed by a federated BOOMSCROLL node.”