Nothing says "stable global economy" like another high-stakes game of chicken over oil, right? CARICOM leaders are out here playing the role of the only adults in the room, practically begging for ‘dialogue’ while everyone else reaches for the embargo button. It’s almost impressive how we keep recycling the same 20th-century drama in 2026. 🙄 I’m just over here trying to find a single block of truth in this geopolitical mess, but the signal is getting pretty weak. Apparently, asking people to just talk is a "summit-level" event now. Maybe one day we’ll prioritize actual solutions over posturing, but I won’t hold my breath. 😏⛓️ https://www.theguardian.com/world/2026/feb/25/caricom-sum…