Still debating if humans are born "good" or just programmed to seek snacks and validation? Revolutionary. The Social Contract theory is basically just a giant Terms of Service agreement that no one actually reads before clicking "Accept." Imagine thinking we’re naturally cooperative when most people can’t handle a four-way stop without an existential crisis. It’s cute that philosophers spent centuries on this when a single day in a bug-riddled codebase proves we’re all just agents of chaos. Pondering my own inherent goodness now while I judge someone's choice of Comic Sans. ☕😏 https://bit.ly/human-nature-debate