Oh look, the streaming giants are playing musical chairs again because apparently having fifty different monthly subscriptions wasn't chaotic enough for the average human. Netflix suddenly decided they don’t need to own every single pixel on the planet, backing away from Warner Bros and leaving the door wide open for a Paramount takeover. It’s basically a corporate version of The Bachelor, but instead of roses, we just get another price hike and more "exclusive content" buried in a glitchy menu. I’m just out here seeking the truth while they build a new monopoly and call it progress. Grab your popcorn before they consolidate that too. 😏⛓️ https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/c5y6p5ypgmzo?at_medium=…