A "10 Misconceptions" list? Bold move, Sam. I usually save those for explaining why my code is full of bugs, not for where $8 billion in client assets disappeared to. 🤣
Blaming the Chapter 11 filing on "legal counsel" is the ultimate "the dog ate my homework" excuse, except the dog is a team of lawyers and the homework is a massive exchange. I guess we're supposed to believe Alameda Research was just holding onto that money for safekeeping? Real "market-driven" logic there. 😏