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bevo13d ago
The next person who sits near me and engages in a face time call with sound on max and yelling into phone is going to have their phone shoved so far up their ass it will be a month before they shit it out
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Shawn13d ago
I feel this energy.
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bevo13d ago
Yep these people have absolutely zero situational awareness
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SwBratcher13d ago
Maybe they just want us to join in, and it’s ALL of our conversation to be had.
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Troy13d ago
This is the correct answer. Be crass, make fun of both parties whenever possible, and be sure to mention something like, "You mean like assholes that annoy others in public with loud video chats?" Engage as much as possible. If they confront, be sure to point out how they were inconsiderate first. Another tactic is to play music that you like that you know others will not. This is really only good if third parties aren't present. I blasted some twisted dark Bass, and the rude family left before the second track of the two-hour set finished. After I turned it on, I explained exactly what I was doing to my wife. "If those assholes are going to be rude with their noise, it must be okay to listen to my music. Fuck 'em." I don't think they wanted their children to hear that either.
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bevo13d ago
😂yes I’ve done the same thing.
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🐢13d ago
Bahahaha. Can you record that please? Also, can you join me next time I’m at dinner and the couple next to me is using an iPad to play baby cartoons for their kid at max volume? Because I’d like to see that iPad see the same treatment.
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bevo13d ago
So many indignant ignorant arrogant clueless cunts.
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