this is like, worse than ccp

They don’t even offer 10% discount on hoodies if you scan eyeball ? Lame!

nothing scary or nefarious...just another fiat grift, VC insiders trying to sell snake oil to Sequoia for exit liquidity

But where's my EyeCoin?! 😂

Minority Report madness

Why is this not considered a crime?

Instructions are unclear. I tried to scan my brown eye. Now I'm banned from all GAP stores for life. 🤔

I think most of the stores in the UK closed down now.

Instructions unclear. Scanned my butt.

Scan photos of Sam Altman

What's country will be the first to put this as an entry requirement at the border?

Is das nicht der selbe rotz wie Worldcoin?

The 2026 Financial Crisis

Words I thought I'd never hear.

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For a second, I literally thought it was a Death Star figure from Star Wars series.

Why not. Isn’t it basically free iridology?

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