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Scoundrel33d ago
The humans' best statisticians predict an apocolypse will occur in 2150. Because of this, every family gathers food, water, and other resources in preparation. Near the end of 2149, every family enters their bunker and closes the door behind them. 100 years later, resources are running low, but the current generation is prepared to return to the outside world. All of the families step out of their vault only to find that the apocolypse never occurred. Instead, a worried looking man stands outside checking his watch and pacing impatiently. When he sees everyone emerging, he relaxes. "Oh thank goodness! I've been waiting for ages! I was worried I had the wrong planet!" In the year 2250, the apocolypse wipes out the human race.
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Hoshi32d ago
his employer must be petty generous to grant him that much time
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Scoundrel32d ago
True. Plus being the harbringer/embodiment of apocolypse pays really well I hear.
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Hoshi32d ago
you probably need good connections to get the job
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