Working on some marketing slogan ideas for Nostr:
“Nostr: we don’t promise much, and that’s what you’ll get.”
“Nostr: it is what it is.”
“Nostr: 2023 is now.”
“Nostr: no roadmap, no problem.”
“Nostr: underwhelming since forever.”
“Nostr: expectations not included.”
“Nostr: decentralizing disappointment.”
“Nostr: no CEO, no excuses.”
“Nostr: your keys, your chaos.”
“Nostr: resistant to everything, including UX.”
“Nostr: built different. Mostly by accident.”
I was not feeling creative, so I just stole a few slogans.
Nostr: “Just Do It”
Nostr: “Because You're Worth It”
Nostr: “Open Happiness”
Nostr: “I'm Lovin' It”
Nostr: “Think Different”
Nostr: “The Happiest Place on Earth”
Nostr: “There are some things Bitcoin can't buy. For everything else, there's Nostr.”
Get in, nostrich. Your npub is waiting for you. What's an npub? That is your identity in the free internet you control. Don't know what that is either? Come and find out.
We could use old Bitcoin FUD to create Nostr slogans. You know – in a creative way like this:
Nostr: “So criminal that it melts the icebergs”
Nostr: “Money laundering energy”
Nostr: “Because Fiatjaf is the CIA”
Nostr: “Uses more electricity than Germany”
Nostr: “If Nostr, no Christmas lights”
Nostr: “Your local government does not accept it”
Glad it works great! If you don’t see the notes it means your relay doesn’t have it, or it was only hosted at the now defunct relay.nostr.band
I will come infinite scroll on the notes tab within the profile page so you have a better experience with viewing all your notes