Zeteo’s (Fake) Democratic Consultant Is Back — And Already Working on 2028! The 2028 presidential primary in the US is only two years away, which means it’s basically already started. From the slew of [political][1] [memoirs][2] hitting the bookshelves to the myriad [podcast][3] [appearances][4], most of the Democratic hopefuls are already throwing their hats in the ring. So who better to weigh in on the top contenders than **Zeteo’s** very own (fake) Democratic consultant? In this new and hilarious parody video, **Zeteo’s** **Frank Cappello** imagines what members of the consultant class *really* think of each candidate — and who will offer the biggest payday. [Subscribe now][5] Will it be California Governor and **“movie president”** Gavin Newsom? What about Pete Buttigieg, who in just 15 years of public service has shown almost as much backbone as Bernie Sanders’ cardboard standee? Or perhaps Kamala **“Third Time’s the Charm”** Harris will give it another go. After all, with the 2024 election costing upwards of[ $5 billion][6], the consultants are the real winners anyway. *Zeteo’s Frank Cappello and Liam Mann contributed to this video.* ***Check out more from Zeteo:*** [1]: https://www.penguinrandomhouse.com/books/646296/young-man… [2]: https://www.harpercollins.com/products/where-we-keep-the-… [3]: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jraRu00p5mc [4]: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bgx7GvYSq64 [5]: https://zeteo.com/subscribe? [6]: https://www.opensecrets.org/elections-overview/cost-of-el… https://zeteo.com/p/zeteos-fake-democratic-consultant