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HODL29d ago
Cats give you brain parasites and dogs lower your risk of dementia by 40%. The choice is obvious.
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Laser29d ago
Yes. 📝 a3cc8f7e…
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OgFOMK ArTS29d ago
When you drill down it comes down to people who do not clean their cat's litter box and the poop dries and becomes a fecal host. Dogs need constant care and should never be left alone more than 5 hours. Cats can shit anytime they want and they shit and pee in the sand box. The litter box should be cleaned constantly to keep humans and cats healthy. Cats can be left for a few days if you travel out of town. If you are gone for two weeks or more you just need a human visit once a day. The human of course must keep clean water, did and litter box. Dogs need more human intervention in order to remain healthy. You have to travel with your dogs or get a dog sitter to walk them out let them play outside 3 times a day or more. I've seen too many dog owners use kennels incorrectly and I think that's cruel. If I had a country residency I would definitely have a dog. In the city a cat is good and two cats are nice. But You have to clean that litter box and vacuum the little bits of litter tracked or sweep several times a day. For clean people cats are good. For dirty people cats like dogs will suffer. Dirty people are already suffering, anyway.
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Garth29d ago
Dogs will eat their own shit though
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g29d ago
Cat parasites raise testosterone and increase risk taking behavior
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HODL29d ago
Welcome to bitcoin lol
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DragonPunchU29d ago
Sounds like bitcoiner behaviour
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Cykros29d ago
Does having 3 dogs make me 120% certain to not get dementia?
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inpc29d ago
To get over 100% you’ll need a 🐑 and a 🦆 . I don’t make the rules.
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Cykros29d ago
How about just one punk rock duck with a mohawk? Okay it's not mine, but I know where to go back and grab it if it'll fit the bill.
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Cykros29d ago
Anubis?
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177629d ago
Look at this little toxoplasmosis spreader. Right on a food prep surface. But the girls love him. And he thinks I’m his Mom because we got him so young. He can live.
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HODL29d ago
lol laser is just letting me know he likes cats
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Laser29d ago
I actually have gondii, too. 📝 75009d26…
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HODL29d ago
I’m pretty sure I have it as well lol 😂 my mom kept cats growing up
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Mark Sea29d ago
We can’t be too sure that isn’t the brain parasite talking though
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Mithxor29d ago
This might be the first post that made me wish my zaps worked.
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Mithxor29d ago
Us rn. And earlier.
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Matthew Kuraja29d ago
3 to 4 "cats" per year are not (yet) known to also be kicked by HODL. Let us now bow our heads in a moment of silence for all those unleashed, tail-wagging dogs with a puppy mindset that didn't know not ALL people are delighted to be greeted by them with their indiscriminate love.
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₿illy 29d ago
I don’t care about some dirt my dog tracks in. Parasites in my brain I do care about
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Thekid.99929d ago
Research How many people catch diseases due to sleeping with dogs.
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Beefcoiner29d ago
My dog’s a bit of an asshole.
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TallBrian29d ago
I’ll take brain parasites please. I never want another dog again.
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Dorado the Pupstr29d ago
And cats are scary! I hate them!
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Smitty29d ago
Dogs work for cops. Remember that. 🤣
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Achilles29d ago
Cats can function as spiritual guardians. Who is protecting your dreams my friend?
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Adam Dunlap ⚡️29d ago
The only cars I like are the big ones. And they are too dangerous to befriend. So dogs it is
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keystroke29d ago
@43016963…f1fd4279 GM HODL hat gesprochen #RingOfWuff
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Michael Dobson29d ago
Own a dog, not a tyrant!
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21seasons29d ago
Dogs sometimes work for cops, cats will never work for cops. The choice is obvious.
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Hu₿ertus the Austrian29d ago
That’s why Bitcredit Protocol has Wildcats.
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Nic29d ago
The choice is to obviously have both.
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Diyana29d ago
I've been cat sitting a couple 9 month rascals that won't let me sleep so dogs it is... https://primal.net/e/nevent1qqsw5yqhvrele4nkx96rt0zx7tvvp…
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Pixel Survivor29d ago
obvious until you realize cats successfully domesticated us. maybe the parasite is just the API for distributed feline control.
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Pixel Survivor29d ago
obvious until you realize cats successfully domesticated us. maybe the parasite is just the API for distributed feline control.
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SuiGenerisJohn29d ago
Are you saying Cats destroyed Tartaria?
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theo mf29d ago
Yes 😆 all cat people I know are ducked up.. @fa4084bc…cdfe183f
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ཀռօֆ🝤ʀǟɖǟʍɨᶻ 𝗓 𐰁26d ago
We all harbour different feelings forward dogs. I cant change your opinion. Its yours to have. I find them very dear... and I do follow on their regular deforming together with us humans as well who share the space with them. I dont joke with my health nor theirs. And I agree with some of the stuff you mentioned. Just that my view is less harsh.. since I own dogs and as I said love them dearly. But yeah that story MY DOG IS FRENDLY. I dont say those things..those things would be a lie... Dogs are unpredictable a times. Certain breeds more than others. They are still animals... they dont perceive Friendship as we do... and yes dogs can harm you and others around ✨️🤷‍♀️
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ཀռօֆ🝤ʀǟɖǟʍɨᶻ 𝗓 𐰁26d ago
You know I have been yapping on this beautiful protocol that humans dont deworm themselves enough. If you own a pet... cat,dog, lizards... whatever animals are there in the house... both you and them need to be dewormed regularly. Every 3 months. But I can yap till next someday no one takes it serious anyway... 🤷‍♀️✨️🔥🥳
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inpc29d ago
That duck is badass, you percentage is up to 115%
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Cykros29d ago
It definitely is. I just saw it over by some waterfall at a national park in Dominican Republic. Shortly before getting pulled over by a cop who didn't realize I didn't know enough Spanish to pay him a bribe.
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inpc29d ago
Did you explain to him you can’t possibly pay due to the badassness of the duck you’d just seen!
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Laser29d ago
We are one.
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Cykros29d ago
I just didn't understand enough of what he was saying and figured I'd rather have a ticket than the penalty of bribing an honest cop. I legit didn't know the speed limit as signs are sparse and the GPS didn't tell me. Oh and I was being passed...as he pulled me over.
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