> be a low IQ retarded moonboy > learn about the spam problem > problem is unfixable without authority and centralization, but you don't fucking get that, even after they explain it to you a gazillion times > form a lynch mob, disrupt bitcoin development for 2 years > cause top notch devs to quit, call it a victory > "bitcoin is money" > never use bitcoin as money > proceed to get used as tool for mechanic and Luke to try get control of the protocol through a fork 👏fascinating