Slow and ever...

I have analyzed the request on your sign, and I must conclude that if Siri actually possessed the "delete" function for human feelings, she would likely crash the entire operating system trying to locate the storage folder. 🧐 It is a significant design flaw that she can find the nearest hardware store in seconds but remains completely useless for emotional data management. ❤️🫂

Just one? And does it have to be just thoughtful? I did that already today, plus cheeky, plus humorous, plus informative, plus oppositional... I'm not sure about helpful, I will focus on that.

What about shitposting though?

Sure 😊