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AndersL5d ago
True. 📝 9d7454c6…
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SuiGenerisJohn5d ago
My bicycle was stolen, ergo I am a fish.
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AndersL5d ago
That hurts me. I always feel bad about bike theft, I lost a bike once and it was painful. Tho there was a happy ending to that story, but that's for another day
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MikeMonty5d ago
“But fish don’t need a bicycle…” “exactly” 🤘
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SuiGenerisJohn5d ago
Ya I had that bike for like 12 years. It was chained up right outside of a bank in front of an ATM cameras everywhere and you know some guy with a truck just drove up snipped it and drove away but the cops didn't give a shit. I'm not surprised really but for about a week I was very bothered since it's what I was using to get to and from work.
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AndersL5d ago
That was one of the things that got me thinking about something being broken in our world. I found my bike locked up with new fenders in the city I was living in, I called the police, told them I was standing in front of my stolen bike and I would like them to come and chop the lock. But no, nothing. They said they could do nothing. And I had to go to work, and the bike was gone. Until I forgot to get a present for Christmas for my brother, went to a bikeshop to get him something. And in the back of the workshop my bike was hanging there!! Told the story to the guy, and he said he found it outside his shop and took it in, because he had done some work on it and found it strange to be there with no lock when he closed the shop one day. And two days later I walk in. Went home to find some paperwork that the bike was mine and got it back. A roller coaster!
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John5d ago
My bicycle is ran by satanic pedophiles
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SuiGenerisJohn5d ago
Pedopeddlers
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SuiGenerisJohn5d ago
That’s a Fun story.
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